Sunday, October 31, 2010

What N Idea Sir G

Sunday, October 31, 2010
Kya Aap Machhro Se Presaan hai..???

Sone main Takleef Hoti Hai..??

To
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.

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Machhron Ke Sone Ke

Baad So Jawo.

What N Idea Sir G.

Author : Chetan

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Saturday, October 30, 2010

santa ka style

Saturday, October 30, 2010
Santa Ne Ek Aadmi Ko Tamacha Mar Diya,

Aadmi : Maine Kya Galti Ki ..?

Santa : Tum Saale Galthi Karo,

Uske Liye Hum Intzaar Thodi Karenge...!

Author : Chetan

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Friday, October 29, 2010

Women Life Is Very Hard

Friday, October 29, 2010
Women Life Is Very Hard

Morning - wash Clothes

Noon- Dry Clothes

Evening - Iron Clothes

Night - Open Clothes

Midnight - No Clothes

Early Morning - Searching For Clothes

Badal Daliye Aisi Women Ko.

Author : Kanhaiya Saini

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Monday, October 25, 2010

girls and boy

Monday, October 25, 2010
Girl : Meri Jeasns 2000 Ki Hai,
Mera Top 3000 Ka Hia,
Mere Jute 1500 Ke Hai...
Boy : Oye Bus Kar Pahle Chain Band Kar..

15 Rupe Ki Phool Wali Chaddi Dikha Rahi Hai....!
Author : Rekha

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Saturday, October 23, 2010

doctor or pagal

Saturday, October 23, 2010
Docter Pagal Se :
Tum Pagal Kaise Huye..?
Pagal : Maine 1 Vidhaw Se Saadhi Kar Ki,
Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Saadi Kar Ki,
Yu Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gayi,
Un Ke Ghar Beti Huyi To Wo Meri Bahan Huyi,
Magar main Uske Naani Ka Pati Tha,
Isliye Wo Meri nawasi Bhi Huyi,
Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gya,
Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur Mera Baap Mera Daamad Ban Gya,
Or Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Saala Ban Gaya Aur
Dr:Abey Chup Kar Saale Kya Mujhe Bhi Pagal Karega..?
Author : Nikki

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Friday, October 22, 2010

najayaz baccha

Friday, October 22, 2010
Question of The Day :
Jab Pyar Main Sub Kuch Jayaz Hai ,
To Pyar Main Hone Wala Baccha,
Najayaz Kyon Hai?
Es SMS Ko Aag Ki Tarah Faila Do..!
Author : Chetan

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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

GREAT THOUGHT

Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Insaan Ko Bolna Sikhne Main 2 Saal Lagte Hain..
Lekin Kya Bolna Hai ..
Ye Sikhne Main Saari Jindgi Nikal Jaati Hai ..
Good Morning.
Autor : Dave

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Friday, October 8, 2010

navratri sms

Friday, October 8, 2010
Lakshmi Ka Haath Ho
Sarswati ka Saatha Ho
Ganesh Ka Niwas Ho
Aur Ma Durga ke Ashirwad Se
Aapke Jivan Main Parkash Hi Parkash Ho
HAPPY NAVRATRI
Author :  Dave

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Thursday, October 7, 2010

sundar ladki pe quetion

Thursday, October 7, 2010
Quiz Main Final Sawal Puncha gya-
Tum Kisi Sundar Ladki Ke Andar,
Sabse Zyada Kya Dekhna Pasand Karoge..?
Award wining Answer - Apna Lund...!
Author : Nikki

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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Dosti Ki Kahani

Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Pyar Insaan Se Karo Uski Adat Se Nahi,
Rutho Unki Baaton Se Unse Nahi,
Bhulo Unki Galiyon Ko Unko Nahi,
Kyunki Doston Se Badkar Duniya Main Kuch Bhi Nahi....!
Author : Nikki

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Tuesday, October 5, 2010

SMS Ki Rates

Tuesday, October 5, 2010
SMS Ki Rates:
1998- Rs 5/-
2000- Rs 3/-
2004- Rs 1.50/-
2007- Rs .50/-
2009- Rs .1/-
2010- Free..
Aap Kab Karoge ..?
Jab SMS Pe Loan Milega; Tab ....
Author : Rekha

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Monday, October 4, 2010

Jaan Pyari Ya Gaand

Monday, October 4, 2010
Challenge For You...
Agar 1 Tarf Sher Khada Ho,
Or Dusri Tarf Mera Lund,
To Aap Kis Ki Tarf Jawoge..?
Ab Hanso Mat Batawo jaan Pyai Ya Gaand...?
Author : Ramesh Saini

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Saturday, October 2, 2010

kismat ka fasana

Saturday, October 2, 2010
Kitna Bebas  Hai Insaan kismat Ke Aage,
Har Sapna Tut Jata Hai Haqiqat Ke Aage,
Jisne Kabhi Duniya Main Jhukna Nahi Sikha,
Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai Mohabbat Ke Aage.
Author : Nikki

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