dusro ki khushi

khushi unhe nahi milti,
jo jindgi ke apni sharto pe jeete hain,
balki khushi unhe milti hai,
jo dusro ki khushi ke liye,
apni jindgi ki sharto ko badal dete hain...!
Author : Radhe Shyam Kumawat

suraj ka pegam

AE 'suraj' mere apno ko pegam dena,
Khushi ka din hanshi ki sham dena,
jab khole wo apni aankhe,
to un ke chehre par pyari se "muskan" dena...!
"Good Morning"
Author : Neeru Bisht

MSG padne ka junun

Insaan
Ke
Ander
Msg
Padne
Ka
Itna
bada
Junun
Hota
Hai
Ki
Chahe
Wo
Pagal
Stupid
Fool
Bevkoof
Nalayak
Kitni
Bhi
Gaali
Pad
Rahi
Ho
Niche
Tak
Padta
Zaroor
Hai..!  :) :) :) :)
Author : Aditya Kumawat

Jaipur Rocks

Jaipur Rocks:
Ajmeri gate par ladki ladke se - tujhe
itni zor se thappad marungi
ki Tonk phatak jakar girega..
Ladka - zara ahista marna mujhe
pink tower tak hi jana hai..!
Author : Aditya Kumawat

selfish girls quotes

Girl : main kal tum se milne nahi aa sakti,
Boy : chalo mai tumhara gift kisi or ko de deta hun,
Girl: mera matlab tha kal nahi aa sakti,
Abhi kahan ho tum...!
Author : aditya kumawat

chingu pingu mingu

<(';')> Chingu
<(';')> Pingu
<(';')> Mingu
kya ye bacche apke hain,
agar nahi hai to aage bhej do,
jiske honge rakh lega,
shakal mil rahi thi
to laga apke honge..!
Author : Aditya Kumawat

tajurba 3 saaliyon ka

Santa ek interview
me..
Sir : - Aapko kitne saalo ka tajurba hai..?
Santa : - sir maaf karna,
maine saalo ko to try nahi kiya,
Lekin mujhe 3 saaliyon ka tajurba hai..!
Author : Bharat Barala

santa pahali bar court gaya

santa pahali bar court gaya,
Jugde - "order ! order!"
santa -
" 1 pizza , 2 dosa , 3 idli & cold - drink!"
judge
"shut up !"
santa - " no no...7-up..!".
Author : T C Kumawat

sms song

"sms Song"
A ji,
O ji,
Lo ji,
Pado Ji,
Main Hu,
Mobile moji,
Karta hun sms to,
Tum bhi karoji,
1, 2 ka 4,
4 ,2 ka 1,
Amul is
Makkhan
&
My friend is
"Dhakkan"...!
Author : Aditya Kumawat

friends sms

maine aap ki leni chahi,
magar aap ne na di..
....Ray


maine aapko apna dena chaha,
magar aapne na liya
....Pyar

aakhir aapne mera dekh hi
liya na
.....Gussa

pajle kahte they ki
mujhe tumhara hi
pasand hai
.....Andaaz


Lekin ab kahte ho
Ke main kisi aur ka Lunga
...Sahara


Author : Aditya Kumawat

exam hatao tree bachao

2 tree katne se 17 paper banta hai,
us paper ko hum exam me use karte hain,
ye galat hai.....es sms ko har student ke paas bhejo,
EXAM HATAO...TREE BACHAO"
What an IDEA SIR JI....!
Author : Aditya Kumawat

dosti ke fasane

hoton pe ulfat ke fasane nahi ate,
jo beet gaye fir wo jamane nahi aate,
dost hi hote hain doston ke humdard,
koi farishte yahn sath nibhane nahi aate...!
Author : Neeru Bisht

tarif ke kabil

kuch log Itne

Itne

Itne

Itne

Itne

"Perfect" hote hai
ke un ke liye tarif
ke alfaz kam pad
jate hai,

FOR Example

"AAP"

Mujhe hi dekh lo.. :D :D :D
Author : Radhe Shyam Kumawat

lalu ke piche kutta

Lalu ke piche kutte
ka bacha pad gaya
Lalu bhagte - bhagte
bole
"hum to BSNL ka card dalwa lia ho..
Sasura E
"Vodefone" ka
network kese pakad raha hai... @
Author : Radhe Shyam Kumawat

nind ki goli

Kal Raat
Bahut dino ke baad
Book kholi to ehsaas hua....
?
?
?
Ki
Book kholne ke
baad jo nind aati hai,
wo nind ki goli
khane ke baad bhi nahi aati..!
Author : Aditya kumawat

chori ka mobile

Har roz roshani ke hazar sitare nikle,
Aur aapki ankhon main haseen nazare nikle,
Jail me hum bhi gaye aapki saath,
Jab aapke chori ke mobile me,
sabse zayda SMS hamre nikale....!
Author : Neeru Bisht

biwi ka chumma

Bhikari ne awaj lagai- Babuji roti milegi..?
Andar se awaz aayi-Biwi ghar pe nahi hai...
Bhikari CHUMMA nahi manga,
Roti mangi hai...!
Author : Bharat Barala

baap ki item

5 saal ka baccha ro raha tha,
uske papa aakar puchte hai- Y R U CRYING..?
SON- kuch nahi yar,
zara sa BORNVITA kya manga,
teri item bhadk gayi..!
Author : Radhe Shyam Kumawat

rishton se bani zindagi

Kahte hain rishte nasha ban jate hai,
Koi kahta hai rishte saza ban jate hai,
Par rishte nibhao agar die se,
To wo rishte jeene ki wajha ban jaate hai...!
Author : Radhe Shyam Kumawat

baap beta or mummy

Baap - Tumne apni
Mummy se unchi
Aawaz me baat ki ..?
Beta- Mujhe pata
hai ki...
Apko jalan ho rahi hai...
...Kyo ki aap aisa nahi kar sakte..!
Author : Aditya Kumawat

beti or papa

Beti:- Papa mere mobile Me Kisine
"I Love You"
Ka Msg Bheja Hai...
Dad:- Aisa Msg Kabhi Receive Nhi
Karna Chahiye
Jiska Hai Use Wapas Bhej De...!
Author : Aditya Kumawat

Pyar ki judai

Pyar ko judai se na divide karna,
Pyar ko mazbuti se multyply karna,
agar samjhte ho hume apna dost,
To 1 pyara SMS reply zarur karna..!
Author : Neeru Bisht

pyar ki lamhe

Pyar main kisi ko khona bhi zindgi hai,
Zindgi main gamon ka hona bhi zindgi hai,
yu to rahti hoton pe muskurahat,
Par shyad chupke se rona bhi Zindgi hai..!
Author : Neeru Bisht

khusi ka raj

Pata hai aapki or humari muskan me fark kya hai ..?
Nahi pata..?
Aap khushi hone ke bad muskurate ho..
Or
Hum Apko khush dekhne ke baad muskurate hain.
Author : Radhe Shyam Kumawat

zor ka thappad

Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera
to bata dena
Dost..!!!
.
.
.
i promise itni zor "THAPPAD" padega
ki sab kuch pasand ane lagega".@@
Author : Neeru Bisht

yadon ke gehre zakham

yadon ke gehre zakham ajeeb hote hain,
apno ke sath bitaye lamhe azeez hote hai,
humesha taza rahti hai yaadai unki,
jo nazro ke nahi dil ke kareeb hote hain..!
Author : Radhe Shyam Kumawat

Chappal Utar Ke

Jab koi SMS nahi karta.
Itna Gussa Aata Hai,
Dil To Chahta Hai,

Chappal Utar Ke

Aram Se baith jau
Or Sochu Bhejna Hi
Nahi Aata Hoga.
Author : Neeru Bisht

barish ki masti

Barish Hui aur bheeg gaye hum,
wah...wah..
Barish Hui aur bheeg gaye hum,
wah.....wah..
Are aage aur kya hua..?
Aur kya
Dhoop nikli sukh gaye hum..
Dhinchak Dhinchak....
Author :Ayesha Kumawat

cashier ladki ki jubani

Ladka Bank gaya,
Cashier Ladki Thi,
Ladka : Madam dalne main jyada Intrest jyada,
ya nikalne main Intreast jyada?
Ladki : Dalkar jyada der rakhne me Intrest jyada!
Author : Ambika Kumawat

12 type ke friends

Mere 12 type ke
friends hai:-
1=
2=
3=
4=
5=
6=
7=
8=
9=
10=
11=
12=
select any 1 no
dekte hain ki aap
kis type ke friend hai.
reply please i am
 waiting. :D
Author : Neha Bisht

aap ka milna

aksar logon ko kahte suna tha
jinda rahe fhir milenge,
aap se milne ke baad mehsoos kiya
aap milte rahe to hum jinda rahenge..!
Author : payal kumawat

apno ki yaad

Hasna Hasana to fitrat hai hamari,
Har koi khush rahe ye chahat hai hamari,
Bhale koi humko koi yaad na kare,
Par apno ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari...!
"I Miss You"
Author : Payal Kumawat

life ka pehla proud

1 student ko apni life pr sabse jyada proud kab hota.?
jab usko exam main kuch na aa raha ho,
Or piche se teacher aake kahe,
copy chupalo picche wala dekh raha hai ..!
Author : T. C Kumawat

yaadon ke lamhe

Kuch yaadain hai un lamhi ki jin lamho me hum sath rahe
Khushiyon se bhare jazbaat rahe,
ek umar guzari hai humne jahan rote hue bhi haste they,
kuch kahte they kuch sunte they hum roz subah jab milte they
to sab ke chehre khilte they
kya mast  wo manzar tha sab milkar baatain karte they
hum socho kitna hanste they wo goonj humari hasne ki ab ek purani yaad bani
ye baatain hai un lamho ki jin lamho me hum sath rahe...
dedicated to all my dear friends..
Author : Nikhil Agnihotri

school life

God- what ur wish..?
Student - please mujhe meri school life louta do..
God- Beta mene tumhe wish mangane ko kaha tha " JANNAT" nahi
it's True:
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

aapki yaad main sms

Jab aapko kisi ka SMS mile to,

ye mat socho ki uska SMS Free hoga,

ye socho ki usne apni life ka 1 minute,

apko yaad karne main laga diya....

Author : Rajesh kumawat

garib parivar pe essay

1 Amir ladke ko garib paricar pe essy likhne ko kha gaya,
ESSY: 1 Garib pariwar tha, pita garib, ma garib,
Ghar main 4 nokar they wo bhi garib,
Car bhi tuti huyi scorpio thi,Bacchon ke purnae N95 mobile they,
Ghar main kewal four 2nd hand AC they,
Sara pariwar badi musikil se ash kar raha tha...
                   "GOOD MORNING" 
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

payal ka pyar

Miss call dene se Yaade taza hoti hai,
Call karne se Apnapan mahsus hota,
Massage karne Pyar badta hai,
Ab dekhte hain AAP kya karte hain..?
Author : Payal Kumawat

raat ka salaam

Ae chaand unko mera paigam kahna,
Khushi ka din hansi ki Shaam kahna,
Jab wo dekhe tujhe bahar aake,
to unko meri tarsf se raat ka salaam kahna...!
"Good Night"
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

Girl to Boy

Girl to Boy : jab tum log girls ko I LOVE YOU kahte  ho,
to unka haath kyun pakad lete ho..?
Boy :Bas apni Hifaazat ke liye,
kahin thappad na maar de..!
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

salman khan ki saadi

45 saalka SALMAN KHAN Ladki dekhne gaya,
Ladki Ki Maa Behosh ho gayi,
Hosh aaya toh pucha kya hua..?
Boli-20 Saal pahle ye mujhe bhi dekhne aaya tha...! :
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

padai ke bahne

Hum kabhi pad na sake......
kyunki padai 2 wajah se hoti hai...

1. Shouk se
2. Dar se

Fhaltu Shouk Hum palte nahi ...
aur darte toh hum kisi ke  baap se nahi..:D :D
Author : Rajesh Kumawat