Monday, October 31, 2011

Mosam Ne li angdai

Monday, October 31, 2011

Mosam Ne li angdai,
Humne li razai,
icecream se ab hai ladai,
Mungfhali ghar me aayi,
clodrink se muh mod liya,
coffee se nata jod liya.
Wish you Happy Winter.
Good Morning
Author : Amit Sharma

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Sunday, October 23, 2011

Dosti par aitbar

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Door ho jau to zar intezaar karna,
Apne Dil ko na yu bekarar karna,
Laut ke aayenge hum jaha bhi jayenge,
BUs humari Dosti par aitbar karna...
Author : Deepika Kumawat

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waqt hi bahana ban jata hai


waqt hona chahiye kisko yaad karne ke liye,
Bahana to apne aap mil jata hai,
Jab yaad hi nahi karna ho kisiko tho,
waqt hi bahana ban jata hai..
Author : deepak Agrika

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i love you


A cite proposal by a Boy to his lover
My name Is "I"
My problam is "love"
My solution is "you"
Author : Deepika Kumawat

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A Really nice Message


A Really nice Message:
Trust means everything...
But once you break the trust,
den
Sorry means
nothing..!
Its true..
Author : Deepika Kumawat

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smile ka fundda


Agar aapko bura na lage,
mood b thik ho,
time b ho,thoda ehaas ho to,
sab kaam chod ke,
Agar dil maane to...
Ek 'Smile' ho jaaye.!
Humre liye..
Author : deepak Agrika

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Hurting Fact


Hurting Fact:
I Always Assumed
dat sum people like me truly,
But
Sum times,
I Feel dat I'M just
an Option wen R Alone & Bored...
Author : Deepika Kumawat

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sardar ka funny sms


1st Sardaar : Aaj Party Q de rhe ho..?
2nd sardar :Aaj mera scooter kho gaya...
Bhagwan ka shukar hai ki me us par nahi baitha tha..
Varna main bhi aaj kho jata..
Author : T.C. Kumawat

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sabse pyre hum


Awaj se pyari aankhe,
aankho se pyari saanse,
Sanso se pyara Dil,
Dil se pyari Dhadkan,
Dhadkan se pyare AAp,
Aur aap se pyare Hum,
Qki sms humne kiya hai..
Good Night 
Author : Deepika Kumawat

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sms kise kahte hain


Beta PAPA se ,
papa ye SMS kise kahte hain?
aur ye kis kaam aata hai..?
Papa - Beta ye dildar log bhejte hai,
aur kanjus logon ke padne ke kaam aata hai.
Author : Amita Choudhary

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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Dil ke har taar se

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Naino ke kajal se,
khwabo ke aanchal,
mehki bahar se,
es Gul-E-Gulzaar se,
Dil ke har taar se,
bade hi pyaar se,
kehte hai aapse..
Good Morning..
Author : Deepika Kumawat

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viswas or dosti


Viswas ki ik dori hai dosti,
Viswas ke bina kori hai Dosti,
kabhi thanks to kabhi sorry hai Dosti,
Na mano to kuch bhi nahi hia dosti,
Aur mano to saanso ki trah hai Dosti.
Author : Amita Choudhary


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Bhagwan ko ek jaisa


Humari khush kismati ye hai ki
hum sabhi Bhagwan ko ek jaisa mante hain
par badkismati ye hai ki hum
Bhagwan ko ek nahi mante
Good Morning
Author : Deepika Kumawat

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dhan ka laabh


Es Mantra ko 21 baar Mandir ke bahar
bolne se dhan ka laabh hoga,
mantra hai:
Bhagwaan ke naam pe de de baba.
Author : Amita Choudhary

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Monday, October 17, 2011

maa ki short skirt

Monday, October 17, 2011

Girl wearing very short skirt..
Boy : Tumhari maa ne kuch nahi kaha..??
Girl : Maa bahut Gussa huyi..
aur Boli Agar Dobara meri
skirt pahni to bhut marungi....
Author : Amit Sharma

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madam ka kiss


Madam: jisne 1st leson yaad kiya wo mere hath pe kiss kare..
Aur 2 lesson wale Gaal pe,
Ek baccha- Mam bistar biccha lo..
Mam - Q.?
Baccha- Mujhe puri Book yaad hai....
Author : Deepak Agrika

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zindagi se pyari Dosti


sanso se pyari yaadein hai tumhari,
Dhadkan se pyari baatain hai tumhari,
tumhe yakin ho na ho par,
es zindagi se pyari Dosti hai tumhari
Author : Amita Choudhary

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Pepsi Coke pine walo


Chandi ka ghoda 
sone ki lagam
msg padne walo
ko mera SALAm
Pepsi Coke pine walo
Lassi bhi piya karo
Free ke Msg padne walo
Reply bhi kiya karo
Good Morning
Author : Deepika Kumawat

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Kameeno ko SMS


Khali ha botle fir bhi piye ja rhi hu,
zindagi se bor hu fir bhi jiye ja rahi hu,
kisi ka kameene ka SMS nahi aa rha hai,
fir bhi Kameeno ko SMS kiye ja rahi hu...
Author : Amita Choudhary

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kadiyon ki ramayan


Constable : sir kal kaidiyo ne jail main Ramayan ki thi,
Jailer: Tho itna pareshan Q ho ?
Constable: Sir hanuman bana kaidi,
abhi tak sanjiwani lekar waps nahi aaya..!!
Author : Deepika Kumawat

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ladka or ladki ka pyar


Ek ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya,
Ladki ne ladke se kaha tum mere liye kya kar skte ho ..?
Ladka bola jo tum kaho wo main karunga,
Ladki boli agar tum mujhse se sacchi mohbbat karte ho,
tho apne Baap ka DIL lekar aao,
Ladka DIL le aaya
Ladki ne us se shadi kar li.
Ladki ne wo Dil polithin main Daal kar,
apne room main latka diya,
25 saal baad jab uska beta bada hokar doctor bana to
usne DIL ka check Up kiya.
.
.
to wo bakre ka nikla..
ha ha ha ..
Author : Amita Choudhary

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mere hi SMS ka intezar


Koi wada nahi phir bhi intezar tha,
door hone par bhi apni dosti pe aitbaar tha,
aapke chehre ki muskurahat bata rahi,
aapko mere hi SMS ka intezar tha.
Good Morning
Author : Deepika Kumawat

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Khuda aapko 100 saal ki zindagi de


Aap udas ho to meri hanshi maang lena,
Koi gam ho to meri khushi maang lena,
Khuda aapko 100 saal ki zindagi de,
Aur kam pade to meri zindagi maang lena.
Author : Amita Choudhary

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Sunday, October 2, 2011

khud ki kami talash

Sunday, October 2, 2011
wo ek chehra hum har kahin talaash karte hain..
Zinda to hain magar Zindagi Talaas karte hain..
Koi kyun bhool jata hai humne apna bana kar..??
Hum khud main wo kami talaash karte hain..
Author : Deepika Kumawat

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sab Hum Pe Fhida hain

Dil main dua hai
Aankhon main nasha hai,
Baato main maza hai,
Chahta main ada hai,
Andaz bhi juda hai,
Arrey yar esliye to sab..
Hum Pe Fhida hain..
Good morning
Author : Deepika Kumawat

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Pyar ki nisaani Taj Mahal

Taj to banaya tha sharjah ne mumtaj ke liye
sirf taj ho to pyar ka izhaar nahi hota
Jo log bana nahi sakte kisi ke liye Taj,
Kya unka pyar pyar nahi hota..!
Author : Amita choudhary

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sath baithi ladki diwani ho gayi bhai ki

After Exam..
Chennai boys - papar bhut easy tha,
Banglor boys - papr thik tha.
Bharatpur boys - papar ko maro Goli,
sath baithi ladki diwani ho gayi bhai ki..
Author : Deepika Kumawat

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Saturday, October 1, 2011

phone book or inbox

Saturday, October 1, 2011
Dimaag or Dil main utna hi fhrq hai
jitna phone book or inbox main..
phone book main hazaro milte hain..
lekin inbox main sirf apne hi milte hain..
check karo lo ..
Good Evening
Author : Amita Choudhary

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ye koi sone ka time hai

Oye Utho..!
ye koi sone ka time hai?
Jab dekho sote rhte ho..
kya sari zindagi so so ke bitani hai..?
Abbi Reply mat karna..
I M Sleeping..!
Good Morning
Author : Deepkia Kumawat

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Mahan insaan tha jisne ABCD bnai

A B C D E F G H J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Mahan insaan tha jisne ABCD bnai,
Magar 1 mistake kar di,
I ko U Se bhut dur kar diya..!
Author : Amita Choudhary

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