tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46011891989210557772012-01-23T10:28:07.980-08:00free google smsFree SMS Jokes, Funny SMS, Daily Jokesfree google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.comBlogger2691100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-31606948316455478252011-11-10T19:36:00.000-08:002011-11-10T19:36:02.248-08:00what is Pyar<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />What is <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Pyar</span></b>?<br />Its a <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Group</span></b> of<br />friends sitting in a <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">BAR </span></b><br />with <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">bottles</span></b> in<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> hand</span></b> and saying "<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">P</span></b>" "<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>YAR</b></span>"......<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author : </span>Aditya Kumawat</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-3160694831645547825?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-13368640109498649752011-11-03T20:16:00.000-07:002011-11-03T20:16:05.840-07:00Kaitrina kaif k ghr janam<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><b>Banta</b> - Kal sapne main mene <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Kaitrina kaif </span></b>k ghr janam liya.<br /><b>Santa</b> - Fir kya hua..?<br /><b>Banta</b>- arey yar <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">kismat </span></b>hi kharab ha,<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Bottle</span></b> se <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">dudh</span></b> pila rahi thi sali <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Kamini</span></b>.<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author : </span>Aditya Kumawat</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-1336864010949864975?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-48676943775409100562011-11-01T20:12:00.000-07:002011-11-01T20:12:04.484-07:00chaand par pehla kadam<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><b>Sir </b>- wo kon hai jisne apna <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">pehla </span>kadam</b> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>Chaand</b></span> par rakha?<br /><b>Student</b>- <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>Niel Armstrong</b></span>..<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Sir</span></b>- Aur <b>Dusra</b>?<br /><b>Student</b>- Dusra bhi <b>usne</b> hi rakha hoga,<br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>Langda </b></span>thode na tha wo..!<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author : </span>Aditya Kumawat</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-4867694377540910056?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-12957870243871475562011-11-01T20:10:00.000-07:002011-11-01T20:10:18.833-07:00Msg Pura pade bagair<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Kahte</span></b> hain ki Insaan <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">pyar</span></b> kiye Bagair nahi rah sakta,<br />Lekin<br /><b>Mera Manna</b> hai ki ,<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Msg </span></b>Pura <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">pade</span></b> bagair bhi nahi rah sakta..!<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author : </span>Aditya Kumawat</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-1295787024387147556?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-10000874000607269662011-10-31T20:11:00.000-07:002011-10-31T20:11:09.950-07:00Mosam Ne li angdai<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Mosam</span></b> Ne li <b>angdai</b>,<br />Humne li <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">razai</span></b>,<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">icecream</span></b> se ab hai ladai,<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Mungfhali </span></b>ghar me aayi,<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">clodrink</span></b> se muh mod liya,<br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>coffee</b></span> se nata jod liya.<br />Wish you <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Happy Winter</span></b>.<br /><b>Good Morning</b><br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author :</span> Amit Sharma</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-1000087400060726966?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-82617770539811156202011-10-23T20:25:00.000-07:002011-10-23T20:25:15.345-07:00Dosti par aitbar<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><b>Door</b> ho jau to zar <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">intezaar </span></b>karna,<br />Apne <b>Dil </b>ko na yu <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>bekarar</b></span> karna,<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Laut </span></b>ke aayenge hum jaha bhi jayenge,<br />BUs humari <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Dosti</span></b> par <b>aitbar</b> karna...<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author :</span> Deepika Kumawat</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-8261777053981115620?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-15895053375808423892011-10-23T20:24:00.000-07:002011-10-23T20:24:09.146-07:00waqt hi bahana ban jata hai<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">waqt</span></b> hona chahiye kisko <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">yaad</span> </b>karne ke liye,<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Bahana</span></b> to apne aap mil jata hai,<br />Jab <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">yaad </span></b>hi nahi karna ho kisiko tho,<br />waqt hi <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">bahana </span></b>ban jata hai..<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author : </span>deepak Agrika</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-1589505337580842389?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-9801681898369395992011-10-23T20:22:00.000-07:002011-10-23T20:22:25.378-07:00i love you<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />A <b>cite</b> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">proposal </span></b>by a <b>Boy</b> to his<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> lover</span></b><br />My name Is "<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">I</span></b>"<br />My <b>problam</b> is "<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">love</span></b>"<br /><b>My</b> <b>solution </b>is "<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">you</span></b>"<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author : </span>Deepika Kumawat</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-980168189836939599?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-45905337587178497462011-10-23T20:21:00.000-07:002011-10-23T20:21:09.349-07:00A Really nice Message<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />A Really <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">nice Message</span></b>:<br />Trust means <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">everything</span></b>...<br />But once you break the <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">trust</span></b>,<br />den<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Sorry </span></b>means<br />nothing..!<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Its true</span></b>..<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author :</span> Deepika Kumawat</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-4590533758717849746?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-23420033255146016502011-10-23T20:19:00.000-07:002011-10-23T20:19:18.858-07:00smile ka fundda<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />Agar aapko <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">bura</span></b> na lage,<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">mood </span></b>b thik ho,<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">time</span></b> b ho,thoda <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">ehaas</span></b> ho to,<br />sab <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">kaam</span></b> chod ke,<br />Agar <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">dil </span></b>maane to...<br />Ek '<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Smile</span></b>' ho jaaye.!<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Humre</span></b> liye..<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author : </span>deepak Agrika</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-2342003325514601650?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-11402674129979618672011-10-23T20:17:00.001-07:002011-10-23T20:17:55.997-07:00Hurting Fact<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Hurting Fact:</span></b><br />I Always Assumed<br />dat sum <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">people</span></b> like me truly,<br />But<br /><b>Sum times</b>,<br />I Feel dat <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">I'M</span></b> just<br />an <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Option</span></b> wen R <b>Alone & Bored</b>...<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author : </span>Deepika Kumawat</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-1140267412997961867?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-15908019665883642792011-10-23T20:16:00.001-07:002011-10-23T20:16:52.553-07:00sardar ka funny sms<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><b>1st Sardaar </b>: Aaj <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Party</span></b> Q de rhe ho..?<br /><b>2nd sardar</b> :Aaj mera <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">scooter</span></b> kho gaya...<br /><b>Bhagwan</b> ka shukar hai ki me us par nahi baitha tha..<br />Varna main bhi aaj kho jata..<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author : </span>T.C. Kumawat</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-1590801966588364279?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-86591174653137448392011-10-23T20:15:00.000-07:002011-10-23T20:15:21.246-07:00sabse pyre hum<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><b>Awaj</b> se <b>pyari <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">aankhe</span></b>,<br /><b>aankho</b> se pyari <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">saanse</span></b>,<br /><b>Sanso</b> se pyara <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>Dil</b></span>,<br /><b>Dil </b>se pyari <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Dhadkan</span></b>,<br />Dhadkan se pyare <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">AAp</span></b>,<br />Aur aap se pyare <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Hum</span></b>,<br />Qki <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">sms</span></b> humne kiya hai..<br /><b>Good Night </b><br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author :</span> Deepika Kumawat</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-8659117465313744839?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-43017448528525517682011-10-23T20:13:00.000-07:002011-10-23T20:13:38.824-07:00sms kise kahte hain<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><b>Beta PAPA</b> se ,<br />papa ye <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">SMS</span></b> kise kahte hain?<br />aur ye kis<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> kaam </span></b>aata hai..?<br /><b>Papa</b> - <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Beta </span></b>ye <b>dildar</b> log bhejte hai,<br />aur <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">kanjus</span></b> logon ke <b>padne</b> ke kaam aata hai.<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author :</span> Amita Choudhary</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-4301744852852551768?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-19433043965155989942011-10-18T20:20:00.000-07:002011-10-18T20:20:20.803-07:00Dil ke har taar se<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />N<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">aino</span></b> ke <b>kajal</b> se,<br /><b>khwabo</b> ke <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>aanchal</b></span>,<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">mehki</span></b> <b>bahar </b>se,<br />es <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Gul-E-Gulzaar</span></b> se,<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Dil</span></b> ke har taar se,<br />bade hi <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">pyaar</span></b> se,<br />kehte hai <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">aapse</span></b>..<br /><b>Good Morning.</b>.<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author : </span>Deepika Kumawat</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-1943304396515598994?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-19260215517101310292011-10-18T20:18:00.000-07:002011-10-18T20:18:57.601-07:00viswas or dosti<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Viswas</span></b> ki ik dori hai <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">dosti</span></b>,<br /><b>Viswas</b> ke bina <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">kori</span></b> hai Dosti,<br />kabhi thanks to kabhi <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">sorry </span></b>hai Dosti,<br />Na mano to kuch bhi nahi hia <b>dosti</b>,<br />Aur mano to <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">saanso</span></b> ki trah hai Dosti.<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author : </span>Amita Choudhary</b><br /><div><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-1926021551710131029?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-89033029439630407492011-10-18T20:17:00.000-07:002011-10-18T20:17:11.214-07:00Bhagwan ko ek jaisa<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />Humari khush <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">kismati</span></b> ye hai ki<br />hum sabhi <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Bhagwan</span></b> ko ek jaisa mante hain<br />par <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">badkismati</span></b> ye hai ki hum<br /><b>Bhagwan </b>ko ek nahi mante<br /><b>Good Morning</b><br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author :</span> Deepika Kumawat</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-8903302943963040749?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-90140790015605713262011-10-18T20:15:00.000-07:002011-10-18T20:15:32.326-07:00dhan ka laabh<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />Es <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Mantra</span></b> ko<b> 21</b> baar<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> Mandir</span></b> ke bahar<br />bolne se <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">dhan</span></b> ka <b>laabh</b> hoga,<br /><b>mantra</b> hai:<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Bhagwaan</span></b> ke naam pe de de baba.<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author : </span>Amita Choudhary</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-9014079001560571326?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-90894056497787314692011-10-17T20:23:00.001-07:002011-10-17T20:23:35.408-07:00maa ki short skirt<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><b>Girl </b>wearing very <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">short skirt</span></b>..<br /><b>Boy</b> : Tumhari <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">maa</span></b> ne kuch nahi kaha..??<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Girl</span></b> : Maa bahut <b>Gussa</b> huyi..<br />aur Boli Agar <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Dobara</span></b> meri<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">skirt </span></b>pahni to bhut <b>marungi</b>....<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author :</span> Amit Sharma</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-9089405649778731469?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-69279270773250034952011-10-17T20:22:00.000-07:002011-10-17T20:22:13.358-07:00madam ka kiss<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><b>Madam:</b> jisne <b>1st leson </b>yaad kiya wo mere hath pe <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">kiss</span></b> kare..<br />Aur <b>2 lesson</b> wale <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>Gaal</b></span> pe,<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Ek baccha-</span></b> Mam <b>bistar </b>biccha lo..<br /><b>Mam</b> - Q.?<br /><b>Baccha</b>- Mujhe puri <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Book</span></b> yaad hai....<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author </span>: Deepak Agrika</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-6927927077325003495?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-30330978153485396082011-10-17T20:20:00.001-07:002011-10-17T20:20:35.496-07:00zindagi se pyari Dosti<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><b>sanso</b> se pyari <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">yaadein</span></b> hai tumhari,<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Dhadkan </span></b>se pyari <b>baatain </b>hai tumhari,<br />tumhe <b>yakin </b>ho na ho par,<br />es <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">zindagi </span></b>se pyari <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Dosti</span></b> hai tumhari<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author :</span> Amita Choudhary</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-3033097815348539608?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-78864037501046141922011-10-17T20:19:00.000-07:002011-10-17T20:19:35.340-07:00Pepsi Coke pine walo<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><b>Chandi</b> ka <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">ghoda </span></b><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>sone</b></span> ki <b>lagam</b><br /><b>msg</b> padne walo<br />ko mera <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">SALAm</span></b><br /><b>Pepsi Coke</b> pine walo<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Lassi</span></b> bhi piya karo<br />Free ke <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Msg </span></b>padne walo<br /><b>Reply </b>bhi kiya karo<br /><b>Good Morning</b><br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author :</span> Deepika Kumawat</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-7886403750104614192?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-21566616095133763452011-10-17T20:18:00.000-07:002011-10-17T20:18:00.040-07:00Kameeno ko SMS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><b>Khali</b> ha <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">botle</span></b> fir bhi <b>piye</b> ja rhi hu,<br /><b>zindagi </b>se <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">bor</span></b> hu fir bhi <b>jiye</b> ja rahi hu,<br />kisi ka <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">kameene</span></b> ka <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">SMS</span></b> nahi aa rha hai,<br />fir bhi <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Kameeno</span></b> ko <b>SMS</b> kiye ja rahi hu...<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author : </span>Amita Choudhary</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-2156661609513376345?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-22474263220873564912011-10-17T20:16:00.000-07:002011-10-17T20:16:40.235-07:00kadiyon ki ramayan<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><b>Constable</b> : <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">sir</span></b> kal <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>kaidiyo </b></span>ne jail main <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Ramayan</span></b> ki thi,<br /><b>Jailer:</b> Tho itna <b>pareshan</b> Q ho ?<br /><b>Constable</b>: <b>Sir</b> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">hanuman </span></b>bana kaidi,<br />abhi tak <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">sanjiwani</span></b> lekar waps nahi aaya..!!<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author : </span>Deepika Kumawat</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-2247426322087356491?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-69382337147982687092011-10-17T20:14:00.000-07:002011-10-17T20:14:26.139-07:00ladka or ladki ka pyar<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />Ek <b>ladke</b> ko <b>ladki </b>se<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> pyar</span></b> ho gya,<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Ladki </span></b>ne ladke se kaha tum mere liye kya kar skte ho ..?<br />Ladka bola jo tum kaho wo main karunga,<br />Ladki boli agar tum mujhse se sacchi <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">mohbbat </span></b>karte ho,<br />tho apne <b>Baap</b> ka <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">DIL</span></b> lekar aao,<br />Ladka <b>DIL</b> le aaya<br />Ladki ne us se <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">shadi</span></b> kar li.<br />Ladki ne wo Dil <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">polithin</span></b> main Daal kar,<br />apne <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">room </span></b>main latka diya,<br /><b>25 </b>saal baad jab uska <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">beta</span></b> bada hokar <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">doctor </span></b>bana to<br />usne <b>DIL</b> ka <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">check Up</span></b> kiya.<br />.<br />.<br />to wo <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">bakre</span></b> ka nikla..<br /><b>ha ha ha</b> ..<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author :</span> Amita Choudhary</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-6938233714798268709?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-47470180164026266992011-10-17T20:11:00.000-07:002011-10-17T20:11:53.089-07:00mere hi SMS ka intezar<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />Koi <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">wada</span></b> nahi phir bhi intezar tha,<br />door hone par bhi apni <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">dosti </span></b>pe aitbaar tha,<br />aapke chehre ki <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">muskurahat</span></b> bata rahi,<br />aapko mere hi <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">SMS</span></b> ka intezar tha.<br /><b>Good Morning</b><br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author :</span> Deepika Kumawat</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-4747018016402626699?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-2702905160572480002011-10-17T20:10:00.000-07:002011-10-17T20:10:33.203-07:00Khuda aapko 100 saal ki zindagi de<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />Aap <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">udas</span></b> ho to meri <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">hanshi </span></b>maang lena,<br />Koi gam ho to meri <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">khushi </span></b>maang lena,<br />Khuda aapko <b>100</b> saal ki <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">zindagi</span></b> de,<br />Aur kam pade to meri <b>zindagi</b> maang lena.<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author : </span>Amita Choudhary</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-270290516057248000?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-81711409895256653372011-10-02T03:13:00.000-07:002011-10-02T03:13:49.265-07:00khud ki kami talash<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">wo ek <b>chehra</b> hum har kahin<b style="color: red;"> talaash </b>karte hain..<br /><b style="color: red;">Zinda</b> to hain magar <b>Zindagi </b>Talaas karte hain..<br />Koi kyun bhool jata hai humne <b>apna</b> bana kar..??<br />Hum khud main wo<b> kami</b> <b style="color: red;">talaash</b> karte hain..<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author :</span> Deepika Kumawat</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-8171140989525665337?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-21586917699616858962011-10-02T03:06:00.000-07:002011-10-02T03:06:38.702-07:00sab Hum Pe Fhida hain<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b style="color: red;">Dil </b>main <b style="color: red;">dua</b> hai<br /><b>Aankhon </b>main <b style="color: red;">nasha</b> hai,<br /><b>Baato</b> main <b style="color: red;">maza</b> hai,<br /><b style="color: red;">Chahta</b> main <b>ada</b> hai,<br /><b style="color: red;">Andaz</b> bhi <b>juda</b> hai,<br /><b>Arrey</b> yar esliye to sab..<br />Hum Pe <b style="color: red;">Fhida</b> hain..<br /><b>Good morning</b><br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author : </span>Deepika Kumawat</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-2158691769961685896?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-74108801271040542122011-10-02T03:02:00.000-07:002011-10-02T03:02:46.830-07:00Pyar ki nisaani Taj Mahal<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b style="color: red;">Taj</b> to banaya tha <b style="color: red;">sharjah </b>ne <b><span style="color: red;">mumtaj </span></b>ke liye<br />sirf taj ho to<b style="color: red;"> pyar</b> ka izhaar nahi hota<br />Jo log bana nahi sakte kisi ke liye <b>Taj</b>,<br />Kya unka <b>pyar pyar</b> nahi hota..!<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author : </span>Amita choudhary</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-7410880127104054212?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-50944749426495203152011-10-02T02:54:00.000-07:002011-10-02T02:54:46.942-07:00sath baithi ladki diwani ho gayi bhai ki<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b>After <span style="color: red;">Exam</span></b>..<br /><b>Chennai boys </b>- <b style="color: red;">papar</b> bhut easy tha,<br /><b>Banglor boys </b>- papr thik tha.<br /><b>Bharatpur boys </b>- papar ko maro Goli,<br />sath baithi <b style="color: red;">ladki diwani</b> ho gayi bhai ki..<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author : </span>Deepika Kumawat</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-5094474942649520315?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-59055302689288405622011-10-01T22:20:00.000-07:002011-10-01T22:20:23.926-07:00phone book or inbox<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b style="color: red;">Dimaag </b>or <b style="color: red;">Dil</b> main utna hi fhrq hai <br />jitna <b>phone book </b>or<b style="color: red;"> inbox </b>main..<br />phone book main <b style="color: red;">hazaro</b> milte hain..<br />lekin inbox main sirf <b style="color: red;">apne</b> hi milte hain..<br />check karo lo ..<br /><b>Good Evening</b><br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author :</span> Amita Choudhary</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-5905530268928840562?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-32987519002444450802011-10-01T22:15:00.000-07:002011-10-01T22:15:14.965-07:00ye koi sone ka time hai<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b>Oye Utho</b>..!<br />ye koi <span style="color: red;">s</span><b style="color: red;">one</b> ka time hai?<br />Jab dekho sote rhte ho..<br />kya sari <b style="color: red;">zindagi </b>so so ke bitani hai..?<br />Abbi <b style="color: red;">Reply</b> mat karna..<br />I M <b style="color: red;">Sleeping</b>..!<br /><b>Good Morning</b><br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author :</span> Deepkia Kumawat</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-3298751900244445080?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-74514045301563303192011-10-01T22:08:00.001-07:002011-10-01T22:08:55.900-07:00Mahan insaan tha jisne ABCD bnai<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">A B C D E F G H J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z<br />Mahan insaan tha jisne <b style="color: red;">ABCD</b> bnai,<br />Magar 1 <b style="color: red;">mistake</b> kar di,<br /><b style="color: red;">I</b> ko<b style="color: red;"> U </b>Se bhut dur kar diya..!<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author :</span> Amita Choudhary</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-7451404530156330319?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-66766374667498754222011-09-27T22:44:00.000-07:002011-09-27T22:44:35.992-07:00MA Durga ka Aashirwad<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />Aaj ka <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">sura</span></b>j aapke liye <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">khusiya</span></b> lekar aaye,<br />Or <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">MA Durga </span></b>ka <b>Aashirwad</b><br />sada <b>aap</b> pe bna rhe,<br />aap or aapke <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">pariwar</span></b> ko humari or se<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Happy Navratri</span></b>.<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author :</span> Ram Kumawat</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-6676637466749875422?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-39714072649925077632011-09-27T22:40:00.000-07:002011-09-27T22:40:04.058-07:00navratri sms<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />A <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Dua</span></b> 4 You..<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">bheed</span></b> itni ho teri<br />Zindgi main <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">khusiyo</span></b> ki ..<br />.<br />.<br />ki <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Gum</span></b> gujrna bhi chahe<br />To usey <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">rasta</span></b> na mile..<br />Wish you Very Happy <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">NAVRATRI</span></b> .<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author :</span> Deepika Rane</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-3971407264992507763?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-86489296599956211372011-09-17T04:41:00.000-07:002011-09-17T04:41:46.647-07:00Mos-am kharab ha na<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">H</span></b><br />A<br /> A<br /> A<br /> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">A</span></b><br /> A<br /> A<br /> A<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">A</span></b><br /> A<br /> A<br /> A<br /> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">A</span></b><br /> A<br /> A<br />A<br />A<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Aa</span></b><br />Aaa<br />Aaaa<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">HAAcnchi.</span></b>.!!<br /><br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Sorry</span></b> ..!<br /><b>Mos-am</b> kharab ha na..<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Apna khyaal</span></b> rakhna..!<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author :</span> Deepika Kumawat</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-8648929659995621137?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-39411728013809346492011-09-17T04:34:00.000-07:002011-09-17T04:34:14.400-07:00Na Dil ko bah-lane ke liye<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />Na <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Dil</span></b> ko <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>bah-lane</b></span> ke liye..<br />Na <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>ghar</b></span> main <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>sajane</b></span> ke liye..<br />bas aapki ek <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">tasvee</span></b>r chahiye...<br />apne<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> khet</span></b> se ..<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">kovve</span></b> bhagane ke liye...!<br /><b style="color: red;">Author : </b><b>Deepika Kumawat</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-3941172801380934649?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-28083623741680399702011-09-17T04:22:00.000-07:002011-09-17T04:22:25.441-07:00life main paise ke sath-sath pyar bhi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />jiske paas <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">pyar</span></b> hai..<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">paisa</span></b> nahi hai wo <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">amir</span></b> ha..<br />par jiske paas paisa hai pyar nahi to..<br />wo <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">duniya</span></b> ka sabse <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">garib</span></b> insaan ha..<br />esliye life main paise ke sath-sath pyar hona bhi bhut jaruri hai....<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author :</span> Deepika Kumawat</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-2808362374168039970?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-26722109892714594392011-09-15T09:41:00.000-07:002011-09-15T09:41:44.278-07:00Happy & Successful Day<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">"New" <b>Day</b><br />"New" <b><span style="color: red;">Morning</span></b><br />"New" <b>Sunrise</b><br />"New" Plans<br />"New" <b style="color: red;">Hopes</b><br />"New" <b>Success</b><br />"New" <b>FEELINGS</b><br /><b style="color: red;">pray</b> 2 <b>God </b>to give you a <b style="color: red;">Happy</b> & <b><span style="color: red;">Successful</span></b> Day<br /><b>Good Morning</b>.!!<br /><b style="color: red;">Author </b><span style="color: red;">:</span> <b>Amit Bhardwaj</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-2672210989271459439?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-27167604350751555792011-09-15T09:30:00.000-07:002011-09-15T09:30:35.842-07:00padh lo Beti<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b>Girl</b> goes to <b style="color: red;">professor's </b>room & said<br /><b style="color: red;">Pass</b> hone ke liye me kuch bhi karne ke liye <b style="color: red;">taiyar</b> hun..<br /><b>Professor </b>- kuch bhi ..?<br /><b style="color: red;">Girl</b> - sure....<br /><b>Professor</b> To <b>padh</b> lo <b style="color: red;">Beti</b>..<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author : </span>Vikaas</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-2716760435075155579?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-25258945876608123822011-09-15T09:28:00.000-07:002011-09-15T09:28:46.260-07:00sui mein dhaga<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b>Pappu</b> -<b style="color: red;">papa</b> es <b style="color: red;">paheli</b> ka jawab do ..?<br /><b>Masal-masal</b> ke<b style="color: red;"> khada</b> kiya <br />aur <b style="color: red;">thuk</b> laga ke <b>gusa</b> diya<br /><b>papa</b>-<b><span style="color: red;">ghade</span></b> <b>maar</b> kahyega<br /><b>Pappu</b> - arey papa <b style="color: red;">sui me dhaga</b><br />Aap bhi na <b style="color: red;">stupid</b> ho...<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author : </span>Vikaas</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-2525894587660812382?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-45790991892402734462011-09-15T09:25:00.000-07:002011-09-15T09:25:07.801-07:00pati -patni aur ashiq<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Ek <b style="color: red;">aurat </b>apne <b style="color: red;">aashiq</b> ke sath <b>ghum</b> rhi thi...<br /><b>Achank </b>uska <b style="color: red;">pati</b> aa gaya...<br />Aur pati <b style="color: red;">patni </b>ke aasihq ko marne laga...<br /><b>Aurat :</b> Maar <b style="color: red;">Ghade</b> ko...apni <b style="color: red;">bivi</b> ko to <b>ghumata </b>nahi ..<br /><b style="color: red;">Dusron</b> ki Biwi ko <b><span style="color: red;">ghumane</span></b> le jata hai...<br />Itne me aashiq ko <b style="color: red;">josh</b> aaya or wo <b style="color: red;">pati</b> ko marne lga...<br /><b>Aurat</b> - <b style="color: red;">Maar</b> sale ko na <b>khud </b>ghumane le jata hai ..<br />Or na kisi or ko <b>ghumane</b> deta hai...<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author : </span>Vikaas</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-4579099189240273446?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-15945391915635622022011-09-12T08:53:00.000-07:002011-09-12T08:53:59.070-07:00kabhi tum gaur se dekho aaina<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b style="color: red;">Arz </b>karte hain..<br />kabhi tum <b style="color: red;">gaur </b>se<br />dekho <b style="color: red;">aaina</b>..<br />.<br /><b>wah wah</b>..!!<br />.<br />Kabhi tum <b><span style="color: red;">gaur</span></b> se <br />dekho aaina..<br />.<br />.<br /><b>khud </b>hi <b style="color: red;">hanskar </b>kahoge,<br /><b>MADE in Chaina</b>..!<br /><b>wah wah</b> . :)<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author : </span>Himanshu bengani</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-1594539191563562202?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-54593449120388227952011-09-12T08:51:00.000-07:002011-09-12T08:51:30.488-07:00Apne aapko LOLICE samjhta hai<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">My <b style="color: red;">number</b> has change<br />my <b>new number</b> is <b style="color: red;">100</b><br />plese <b style="color: red;">call</b> me<br />agar mera <b style="color: red;">naukar</b> uthaye to<br />2-4 <b style="color: red;">galiya </b>de dena<br />thoda <b style="color: red;">pagal</b> ha<br />Apne aapko <b style="color: red;">LOLICE</b> samjhta hai..!<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author: </span>Ram Kumawat</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-5459344912038822795?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-45569860781804704092011-09-12T08:48:00.000-07:002011-09-12T08:48:39.746-07:00budha budiya ko ghur rha tha<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">1 <b>budha<span style="color: red;"> budiya</span></b> ko <b>ghur</b> rha tha,<br /><b>budiya</b> usay <b style="color: red;">galiya</b> dene lagi,<br />1 <b style="color: red;">ladka</b> aaya bola kya hua..??<br /><b>budha </b>kuch nahi <b style="color: red;">beta</b>,<br /><b>Purana</b> <b style="color: red;">Calender</b> ha <b style="color: red;">hawa</b> se<br /><b style="color: red;">Fadfada</b> raha hai..!<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author :</span> Deepika Kumawat</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-4556986078180470409?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-34834793987551604472011-09-12T08:45:00.000-07:002011-09-12T08:46:09.345-07:00Good luck sms<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b style="color: red;">!! !!''''''''<br />!!==!!==!!<br /> !! !!<br />****</b><br />Is <b style="color: red;">swastik</b> ko un logo ko<br />bhejna jinka <b style="color: red;">Good luck</b> ho aap<br />maine to bhej diya<br />hamesha <b style="color: red;">khus </b>rhna ok ...@<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author :</span>RAM kumawat</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-3483479398755160447?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-86082001516627028752011-09-12T08:39:00.000-07:002011-09-12T08:39:48.101-07:00rota hai aasman Dharti ke liye<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b style="color: red;">Dosti</b> karne wale<br /><b style="color: red;">aankhon</b> ki baat<br /><b>samjha</b> lete hain,<br /><b style="color: red;">sapno</b> me milne ko <b style="color: red;">mulakat</b> samjh lete hain,<br />rota to <b><span style="color: red;">aasman</span></b> bhi hai <b>Dharti</b> ke liye,<br />Par loag usay <b style="color: red;">Barsaat</b> samjh lete hain..!<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author :</span> Amit Bhardwaj</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-8608200151662702875?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-28345144885326464612011-09-12T08:36:00.000-07:002011-09-12T08:36:58.796-07:001 rupye me dost<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Maine <b style="color: red;">paani </b>me 1rupye ka <b style="color: red;">sikka</b> dala<br />aur <b style="color: red;">god</b> se pyara or <b style="color: red;">khoobsuarat</b> sa<br /><b style="color: red;">dost</b> maanga<br />mujhe <b style="color: red;">aap</b> mile,<br />Aur <b style="color: red;">aasman</b> se aawaj aayi : <br /><b>1</b> <b style="color: red;">rupye</b> me to aisa hi milta ha..!<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author : </span>Himanshu Bengani</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-2834514488532646461?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-54936271101544568212011-09-09T21:25:00.000-07:002011-09-09T21:25:02.900-07:00sari aurton ka chehra 1 jaisa<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b>Teacher</b> : agar duniya ki sari <b style="color: red;">aurton</b> ka<br /><b style="color: red;">chehra</b> 1 jaisa hota to kya hota.??<br /><b style="color: red;">Gais slender</b> ki tarah<br />aaj iske <b style="color: red;">ghar</b> kal uske ghar..!<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author : </span>Deepika Kumawat</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-5493627110154456821?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-18704095212609302972011-09-09T21:19:00.000-07:002011-09-09T21:19:53.021-07:00Tum jeet gyi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b>Boy</b> : I can <b><span style="color: red;">kiss</span></b> you <br />without touching you.<br /><b>Girl</b> : <b style="color: red;">Impossible</b><br /><b>Boy</b> : Lagi <b>50-50</b> ki,<br /><b>Girl</b>: <b style="color: red;">Okey</b><br />Then boy <b style="color: red;">kissed</b> her..'.'<br /><b>Girl</b> : You <b style="color: red;">touched</b> me...<br /><b>Boy</b> : le 5o Rs/- Tum <b style="color: red;">jeet</b> gyi.!<br /><b style="color: red;">Author</b><span style="color: red;"> :</span> <b>Amita Choudhary</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-1870409521260930297?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-64867140455180626892011-09-09T21:16:00.000-07:002011-09-09T21:16:53.747-07:00Gile shikwe dil se<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b style="color: red;">Gile</b> <b>shikwe</b> ne <b style="color: red;">dil</b> se <br />laga lena,<br />Kabhi <b style="color: red;">rituh </b>jaun to<br />maan lena,<br /><b style="color: red;">Kal</b> ka kya pta hum <br />ho na ho,<br /><b>Isliye</b><br />Jab bhi <b style="color: red;">milu</b> kabhi<br /><b style="color: red;">Samosa</b> khila dena kabhi juice<b style="color: red;"> pila</b> dena<br /><b>Good night</b><br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author : </span>T. C. Kumawat</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-6486714045518062689?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-23824057127837785362011-09-09T09:17:00.000-07:002011-09-09T21:10:13.380-07:00pyar ho ya dosti<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b>Todne </b>ke liye <b style="color: red;">wada</b> kiya nahi jata<br />soch samjh ke <b style="color: red;">pyar</b> kiya nahi jata<br /><b style="color: red;">Yakin</b> karo <b style="color: red;">, pyar</b> ho Ya <b style="color: red;">dosti</b><br />Agar <b style="color: red;">dil </b>se ho to <br />uske bina 1 pal bhi <b style="color: red;">jiya</b> nahi jata<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author : </span>Amita Choudhary</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-2382405712783778536?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-59475199757733835602011-09-09T09:14:00.000-07:002011-09-09T09:14:52.000-07:00another opens<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">when one door of <b style="color: red;">happiness</b> closes,<br />another <b style="color: red;">opens</b>:but often we look<br />so long at the we closed <b style="color: red;">door</b> that we don't<br />see the one which has <b style="color: red;">opened </b>for <b style="color: red;">us</b><br /><b>Good Morning</b><br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author : </span>Deepika Kumawat</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-5947519975773383560?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-65931677046882306002011-09-09T09:13:00.000-07:002011-09-09T09:13:05.890-07:00small tip for life time<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">A <b>small <span style="color: red;">tip</span></b> for life time:-<br />Try to present <b style="color: red;">yourself</b><br />DAT you are <b style="color: red;">happy </b>slowly<br />it becomes Ur <b style="color: red;">habit </b><br />and finally Ur <b style="color: red;">character</b>.<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author :</span> Deepika Kumawat</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-6593167704688230600?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-21251333590987635002011-08-30T09:00:00.000-07:002011-08-30T09:00:55.753-07:009va mahina 2011 ka<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Apna <b style="color: red;">khyal</b> rakhna<br /><b style="color: red;">Khana </b>time pe kha lena,<br />jyad <b>bhari </b>cheej mat uthana<br />rest krna,<br />Q ki <b style="color: red;">2 din</b> baad <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><b><span style="color: red;">9va</span> mahina</b> lagne <br />wala hai, <b style="color: red;">2011 ka</b><br style="color: red;" /><b>Happy September</b><br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author : </span>Harsh aasiwal</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-2125133359098763500?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-89866324056365484992011-08-30T08:57:00.000-07:002011-08-30T08:57:39.476-07:00Josh aur UTSA<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">2<b style="color: red;"> cheese</b> jisne <b>Indian</b> <b><span style="color: red;">Young</span></b><br /><b>Generation </b>me <b>Josh </b>aur <b style="color: red;">UTSA</b> bhar diya hai..,<br /><b style="color: red;">IPL </b>ne <b style="color: red;">ladko </b>me aur....<br /><b style="color: red;">I Pill</b> ne <b><span style="color: red;">ladkiyon</span></b> me....<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author :</span> Himanshu Bengani</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-8986632405636548499?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-45200553220330677712011-08-30T08:49:00.000-07:002011-08-30T08:49:31.837-07:00Niyat wahi soch nayi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b>Boy</b> : Jaan Can I <b style="color: red;">Touch</b> you.?<br /><b>Girl</b> : <b><span style="color: red;">Shut-Up</span></b><br /><b>Lesson </b>#31<br />1st <b style="color: red;">drink </b>then think<br /><b style="color: red;">Jaan</b> can i Feel ur <span style="color: red;">Heartbeats</span>?<br />Girl: "So Sweet"<br /><b>Niyat </b>wohi,<b style="color: red;">soch </b>nayi..<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author : </span>Himanshu Bengani</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-4520055322033067771?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-26681399067803508062011-08-27T08:36:00.000-07:002011-08-27T08:36:32.730-07:00THE NEW EXAMINATION SYSTEM<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b style="color: red;">T20 & IPL</b> ki wajah<br /><b style="color: red;">Cricket</b> bhut <b><span style="color: red;">improve</span></b> hui hai..<br />Humne bhi apna <b style="color: red;">examination</b><br />system improve karne ke liye<br /><b>Exams </b>me ye<b> <span style="color: red;">steps</span></b> lene chahiye..<br /><br />1. har paper <b>1.30 hour</b> ka & <b style="color: red;">50<br />marks</b> ka ho..<br /><br />2.Har 3o minute ke baad<br /><b style="color: red;">Discussion</b> ke liye <b>Break</b> Ho.<br /><br />3. Humne <b style="color: red;">1 Free </b>Hit Di jaye,<br />jisme <b style="color: red;">Students</b> apni marzi ke 1<br /><b>sawal</b> ka apni marzi ka <b style="color: red;">jawab</b> de.<br /><br />4.pahle <b style="color: red;">2o minute</b> ka <b>power play</b><br />jisme <b style="color: red;">Examiner Hall</b> se bahar rahe.<br /><br />5. <b style="color: red;">Correct</b> <b>answer</b> pe <b style="color: red;">Girls</b> aake <b><span style="color: red;">Dance</span></b> kare.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-2668139906780350806?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-76777301116575841612011-08-27T08:23:00.000-07:002011-08-27T08:23:38.127-07:00Why Indian girls are not Good in Sports<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Why<span style="color: red;"> </span><b style="color: red;">Indian girls</b> are not <b>Good in <span style="color: red;">Sports</span></b>..?<br />only 10% are playing <b style="color: red;">cricket</b>,<br /><b>hockey,tennis,badminton, chess</b>,etc.<br />Remaining <b style="color: red;">90% are busy</b> in playing<br />with <b style="color: red;">janu</b>....<br /><b>janu ye, janu wo, janu kahan ho </b>..?<br />janu <b><span style="color: red;">kya kar </span></b>rhe ho??<br />janu <b>kab aaoge</b>??<br />janu u <b style="color: red;">love</b> me na ???<br />janu <b>miss u</b>!!<br />janu<b style="color: red;"> ice cream</b> khani hai,<br />janu <b>chocolate</b> khnai hai,<br />janu aaj <b style="color: red;">ghumne</b> kahn jayenge.???<br />janu ye <b>suit, janu wo sari</b>,<br />janu wo <b style="color: red;">jeans</b>, <br />janu <b style="color: red;">fhalana,</b> janu <b style="color: red;">dheemka</b><br /><b>jaan le lo janu</b> ki ..!<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author :</span> Harsh Aasiwal</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-7677730111657584161?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-67282635293312199502011-08-27T08:17:00.000-07:002011-08-27T08:17:09.850-07:00Ladkiyan abhi baaki hai mere dost<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Agar chaho kisi <b style="color: red;">ladki</b> ko dilo jaan se chaho<br />to sari <b style="color: red;">kaynat</b> tumhe use milane main jut jati hai<br />agar aisa na ho to ye <b>din end</b> nahi hai..<br /><b>Kyun ki </b><br /><b style="color: red;">Ladkiyan </b>abhi <b>baaki </b>hai mere dost.<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author : </span>Harsh Aasiwal</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-6728263529331219950?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-10265101619916262492011-08-27T08:15:00.000-07:002011-08-27T08:15:03.663-07:00hanuman chalisa sms<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Jab se <b style="color: red;">mobile</b> main <br /><b style="color: red;">hanuman chalisa</b> <b>load</b> ki hai<br />Tab se tumhara <b style="color: red;">sms</b> nahi aaya hai..<br />such hi kaha hai<br /><b style="color: red;">mahveer</b> jab naaam sunave<br /><b style="color: red;">bhoot pisaach</b> nikat nahi aave..<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author : </span>Harsh Aasiwal</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-1026510161991626249?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-58792724138459337702011-08-27T08:08:00.000-07:002011-08-27T08:08:22.177-07:00Bhag teri maa ki<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b><span style="color: red;">Teacher :</span>Beta</b><br />batao ki <b>fast , faster, fastest</b><br /><b style="color: red;">forms</b> ko <b style="color: red;">hindi</b> main kya kahe..??<br />Student : <br /><b>Bhag</b>..<br />.<br />.<b style="color: red;">Tez bhaag</b>....<br />.<br />.<br /><b>Bhag teri maa ki</b> ..!<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author :</span> Harsh Aasiwal</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-5879272413845933770?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-45924981373230980072011-08-27T08:03:00.000-07:002011-08-27T08:03:54.050-07:00rose is red<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b><span style="color: red;">Rose</span> is <span style="color: red;">lal</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: red;">sky </span></b>is <b>blue</b>..<br />ur <b style="color: red;">brain</b> is like<b> khali patila</b>..<br />.<br /><b>Bura maan gye</b> <br />ok yar..<br />.<br /><b><span style="color: red;">rose</span> is <span style="color: red;">red</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: red;">water</span></b> is <b>cool</b><br />I am <b>smart</b> ur <b><span style="color: red;">Fool</span></b><br />Lo <b style="color: red;">thoda</b> sa or <b>bura </b>maan lo <br />s<b>orry..</b><br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author :</span> Harsh Aasiwal</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-4592498137323098007?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-88957610257715826892011-08-27T08:00:00.000-07:002011-08-27T08:00:23.080-07:00Jalebi Bai sms<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b>Collage</b> main 1 <b style="color: red;">ladki</b> aayi<br /><b>dekh</b> ke sabko wo <span style="color: red;">ghabrai</span><br /><b>sharmaante</b> huye jab <b><span style="color: red;">class </span></b>main aayi<br />pucha jab <b style="color: red;">mam</b> ne <b>naam </b><br />to <b>zor</b> se <b>chillai.</b><br />naam hai <b style="color: red;">Jalebi Bai</b>....!<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author :</span> Harsh Aasiwal</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-8895761025771582689?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-78393394139334280462011-08-27T07:56:00.000-07:002011-08-27T07:56:22.996-07:00ek -do sms to kar do<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Dekho <b>mousam</b> kitna <b style="color: red;">suhana</b> hai..?<br /><b>Thnadi hawa</b> ka bhi <b><span style="color: red;">zamana</span></b> hai..<br /><b style="color: red;">ek -do sms</b> to kar do..<br />kya <b>Balance <span style="color: red;">sasural</span></b> lekar <b>jaana</b> hai..?<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author : </span>Ram Kumawat</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-7839339413933428046?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-32754080559953420222011-08-27T07:53:00.000-07:002011-08-27T07:53:01.169-07:00Padega INDIA to Badega India<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Hum aapko <b style="color: red;">sms</b> kyun bhejte hain ..?<br /><b style="color: red;">masti </b>ke liye ..?<br />No..!<br />.<br /><b style="color: red;">Time</b> pas ke liy..?<br />No.!<br />.<br /><b style="color: red;">Desh</b> ke liye karte hain ..<br /><b>Qki</b><br />.<br />Padega <b style="color: red;">INDIA</b> to <b>Badega </b>India..!<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author : </span>Ram Kumawat</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-3275408055995342022?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-47600453983007208332011-08-25T23:38:00.000-07:002011-08-25T23:38:00.138-07:00Anna Hazare<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Anna Hazar</span></b>e ko dekh kar <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>6</b></span> saal ka<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Baccha</span></b> Bola..<br />.<br />.<br />Koi <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">esay</span></b> rok Lo..<br />.<br />.<br />Nahi to mere<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">History</span></b> main 1 Aur<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Chapter</span></b> Add ho jayega..@<br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>Author :</b></span> Ram Kumawat<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-4760045398300720833?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-56828282425432774302011-08-25T23:30:00.000-07:002011-08-25T23:30:46.436-07:00Eid Ka Chand<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />Apni <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">aankhen</span></b> band<br />kar ke<br />mera <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">chehra</span></b><br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">imagine</span></b> kare..<br />.<br />kar liya.?<br />.<br /><b>OK</b><br />.<br />Aap ne <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">5 din</span></b> pahle<br />hi<br />"<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Eid Ka Chand</span></b>" dekh<br />liya.<br />U R so <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Lucky</span></b><br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author : </span>Harsh Aasiwal</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-5682828242543277430?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-5110164670417805792011-08-23T07:46:00.000-07:002011-08-23T07:46:24.019-07:00Anna Hazare sms<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b style="color: red;">Riste</b> Jod dete hai <b><span style="color: red;">Anna Hazare</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: red;">Bharsthachariyon</span></b> ka Rukah mod dete hain <b><span style="color: red;">Anna Hazare</span></b><br />Na aane dena <b style="color: red;">desh</b> ke <b><span style="color: red;">Kareeb</span></b> in Bharsthachariyon ko kabhi.....<br />Kyun ki Desh ko <b style="color: red;">Khokla </b>kar dete hain ye <b><span style="color: red;">Bharsthachari</span></b>...<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author :</span> Harsh Aasiwal</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-511016467041780579?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-27972690665589219602011-08-22T07:27:00.000-07:002011-08-22T07:27:51.707-07:00janamasthami ka tyohar<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b style="color: red;">Radha</b> ki bhakti,<br />Murli ki <b style="color: red;">mithas</b>,<br /><b style="color: red;">Makhan</b> ka swaad<br />aur <b style="color: red;">gopiyon</b> ka raas<br />inhi sabse milke banta hai<br /><b>janamasthami</b> ka <b style="color: red;">tyohar</b><br /><b>Happy Krishna janamasthami</b><br /><b>Author : Ram Kumawat </b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-2797269066558921960?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-13363830519935339222011-08-22T07:20:00.000-07:002011-08-22T07:20:21.832-07:00Happy Krishna Janamashtami<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">may <b style="color: red;">lord</b> <b>Krishna</b><br /><b>shower</b> its most <br /><b style="color: red;">cheerful </b>blessing on<br />all and <b><span style="color: red;">strength</span></b> to <br />every one <b style="color: red;">facing </b><br /><b><span style="color: red;">difficulties</span></b> in their lives....<br /><b>Happy <span style="color: red;">Krishna</span> Janamashtami</b><br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author : </span>Aditya Kumawat</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-1336383051993533922?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-51198899766831543762011-08-22T07:14:00.000-07:002011-08-22T07:14:27.168-07:00gopiyon ke sang raas rachave<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b>Ma-khan</b> kahwe,<b style="color: red;">shor</b> machawe,<br /><b style="color: red;">gopiyon</b> ke sang <b><span style="color: red;">raas</span></b> rachave,<br /><b style="color: red;">murli </b>bajake <b style="color: red;">man</b> harsave,<br />hai natkhat <b style="color: red;">nand gopal</b>,<br />wish you very happy <b>janmashtami</b><br /><b>jay shree <span style="color: red;">krishna</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author : </span>Anil Sharma</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-5119889976683154376?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-85034016795887974692011-08-21T22:27:00.000-07:002011-08-21T22:27:29.579-07:00Dost sona hai or pyar Heera<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Shree Krishna</span></b> se kisi ne pucha<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">pyar</span></b> or <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">dosti</span></b> main kya <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>fhark</b></span> hota hai..?<br />Krishna hans kar <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">bole</span></b>..<br /><b>Dost</b> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">sona</span></b> hai or pyar <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Heera</span></b>..<br />Sona <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">tutne</span></b> pe dubra bnta hai or Heera nahi..!<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Happy Janmashtami</span></b><br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author : </span>Raj Kumawat</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-8503401679588797469?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-85011608652129873032011-08-21T22:18:00.000-07:002011-08-21T22:18:01.137-07:00Krishna ke 11 name<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Krishna</span></b> ke 11 name<br />1 - kanhaya<br />2 - Bal Go-pal<br />3 - Murari<br />4 - <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Sh-yam</span></b><br />5 - Nandlal<br />6 - Bridbala<br />7 - <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Govind</span></b><br />8 - Kishan<br />9 - Laddu Gopal<br />10 - <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>Radhe Krishna</b></span><br />1-2 aap likh lena<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Krishna</span></b> G aapki har <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">wish </span></b>puri kare..<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Jay Shree Krishna</span></b><br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author </span>: Ram kumawat</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-8501160865212987303?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-88760301723740970662011-08-17T09:58:00.000-07:002011-08-17T09:58:24.069-07:00marwadi sms<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">To,<br /> The <b style="color: red;">marsab</b><br /> GOVT .School<br /> <b style="color: red;">Marwar</b><br /><br />Dear <b style="color: red;">Sir</b>,<br />Baat yah hai ki <b style="color: red;">School</b> ma mharo <b style="color: red;">man</b> koni laage, Or raat ne <b style="color: red;">Neend</b> koni aave. kyun school me <b><span style="color: red;">choriyan</span></b> kam ho ri cha. OR maari <b style="color: red;">cilass</b> me 1 bhi chori koni, Or G cilaas main chori hai wo saari <b><span style="color: red;">sugali</span></b> hai, e liye baane <b style="color: red;">dekba</b> ko man hi koni kare.<br /><b style="color: red;">Madam</b> bhi koi top <b style="color: red;">pathako</b> koni hai ,kuch ni to kamse - kam 4-5 badiya <b><span style="color: red;">bai G</span></b> hi rakh lyo,<br />Thanki bhut <b style="color: red;">kripa</b> howe li....<br /><br />Ghanni khamma<br />Dhanywad<br /><br />tareek <br />18/08/2011<br /> tharo ladlo choro <b>gopiyon</b> ko <b style="color: red;">kanudo</b>.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-8876030172374097066?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-75182966197738019542011-08-15T22:48:00.000-07:002011-08-15T22:48:12.925-07:00glat fahmi sms<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Riste</span></b> tod deti hai GF...<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Insaan</span></b> ko <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">tanha</span></b> kar deti hai GF...<br />Na aane dena <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">dil</span></b> ke Kareeb kabhi inko...<br />Kyun ki Dil se <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">dhadkano</span></b> k juda kar deti hai GF...<br /><br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">GF</span></b> means<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">GALAT FAHMI</span></b>...!<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author : </span>Amit Sharma</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-7518296619773801954?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-29956441198133883202011-08-12T20:56:00.000-07:002011-08-12T20:56:35.991-07:00chutiya ban gaye<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Ek baar ek <b style="color: red;">aadmi</b> ko raste main <b style="color: red;">patthar</b> mila<br />uspe likha tha patthar ko <b style="color: red;">palat </b>lo kuch ban jawoge,<br />jaise hi <b style="color: red;">usne</b> palta <br />dusri trafh likha tha "<b style="color: red;">chutiya ban gaye</b>"<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author : </span>Nikki Rao</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-2995644119813388320?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-38207283939564643662011-08-12T20:47:00.000-07:002011-08-12T20:47:50.384-07:00zindagi ka such<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b style="color: red;">Nice line</b>..!<br />kisi ko <b style="color: red;">paane</b> ke liye <br />humari saari <b style="color: red;">khubiyan</b> bhi kam pad jaati hain,<br />Aur ...<br /><b style="color: red;">khone</b> ke liye 1 <b style="color: red;">kami</b> hi kaafhi hai..!<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author : </span>Nikki Rao </b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-3820728393956464366?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-81523479112002280032011-08-12T20:44:00.000-07:002011-08-12T20:44:47.588-07:00zindagi main diya jalaya<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b style="color: red;">Ajnabi </b>bankar koi aaya tha<br />esa lga ki wo humara <b style="color: red;">saya</b> tha >my dear<<br />Log karte hain <b style="color: red;">roshani</b> ghar main<br />par <b style="color: red;">usne</b> to humari zindagi main <b><span style="color: red;">diya</span></b> jalaya tha.!<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author :</span> Nikki Rao</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-8152347911200228003?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-20339347047050816312011-08-12T20:37:00.000-07:002011-08-12T20:37:46.740-07:00pyar insaan se kro<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b style="color: red;">pyar</b> insaan se kro..<br />uski <b style="color: red;">adat </b>se nahi...<br />Rutho unki <b style="color: red;">baaton</b> se unse nahi..<br />Bhulo unki <b style="color: red;">galtiyon </b>se unse nahi..<br />Qki <b style="color: red;">riston</b> se band kar kuch bhi nahi ..!<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author :</span> Nikki Rao</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-2033934704705081631?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-87112582623746528772011-08-12T20:31:00.000-07:002011-08-12T20:39:32.956-07:00pyar ka chakkar<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b style="color: red;">santa </b>: aapka kutta to <b><span style="color: red;">sher</span></b> jaisa dikhta hai..<br />kya <b style="color: red;">khilate</b> ho.?<br /><b style="color: red;">Banta</b> : arye <b style="color: red;">sher</b> hi hai.<br />sala <b style="color: red;">pyar vyar</b> ke chakker maine pad skal <b><span style="color: red;">kutte</span></b> jaisi ho gyi..<br /><b><span style="color: red;">Author : </span>Mamta Yadav</b><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-8711258262374652877?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google 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class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-583051398610882551?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-2077083532139906532011-08-08T09:11:00.000-07:002011-08-08T09:11:25.732-07:00thoda -thoda kha mukti<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">2 l<b style="color: red;">over</b> park main baithe<br /><b style="color: red;">tomato chipps</b> kha rahe they,<br />aankhon me <b style="color: red;">aankhe</b> daal ke,<br />grl <b style="color: red;">sharma</b> ke aap itna <b><span style="color: red;">ghoor</span> </b>ke kyun dekh rahe ho..?<br /><b style="color: red;">boy</b> thoda -thoda kha <b style="color: red;">mukti</b>..!<br /><b style="color: red;">Author : <span style="color: black;">ayesha kumawat</span></b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img 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src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-8361704243468302238?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-49029303287929350912011-08-07T06:27:00.000-07:002011-08-07T06:27:27.065-07:00Ladki ka Baap Ladke se<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b style="color: red;">Ladki</b> ka Baap <b style="color: red;">Ladke</b> se- Tum meri Ladki se <b><span style="color: red;">pyar</span></b> karte ho ..?<br />Ladka - Peechle 4 <b style="color: red;">mahine</b> se..<br />Baap - kaise <b style="color: red;">yakeen</b> karun..?<br />Ladka - 5 <b style="color: red;">mahine</b> or ruk ja yakeen ho jayega!<br /><b style="color: red;">Author : </b><b>Ram Kumawat</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' 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src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-1534136514682536783?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-51666041044279825132011-08-04T09:37:00.000-07:002011-08-04T09:37:39.657-07:00Roye wo es kadar<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b style="color: red;">Roye</b> wo es kadar<br />unki laash se<br /><b style="color: red;">lipatkar</b>..<br />ke <b style="color: red;">laash</b> khud uth<br />kar boli..<br />Le tu <b style="color: red;">MARJA</b><br />pehale<br /><b style="color: red;">Batameez</b> upar hi<br /><b style="color: red;">chada </b>ja rha hai..<br />itni <b style="color: red;">Garmi</b> main..!!<br /><b style="color: red;">Author </b>: <b>Mamta Choudhary</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-5166604104427982513?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-59823118543543156722011-07-25T10:23:00.000-07:002011-07-25T10:23:08.619-07:00my mobile waiting<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">My <b style="color: red;">eyes</b> waiting for your face.!<br />My <b style="color: red;">ear</b> waiting for you voice.!<br />My <b style="color: red;">lips</b> ready to talk with you.!<br />and<br />my <b style="color: red;">mobi</b> waiting for your sweet SMS.!<br /><b>Author : <span style="color: red;">Neeru Bisht</span></b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-5982311854354315672?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-78205979618439664532011-07-25T10:21:00.000-07:002011-07-25T10:21:04.518-07:00Zoobi Doobi Zoobi Doobi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Zoobi <b style="color: red;">Doobi Zoobi </b>Doobi<br />waah waah<br />Zoobi Doobi <b style="color: red;">Zoobi</b> Doobi<br />waah <b style="color: red;">waah</b><br />waah waah na karo jaake <br /><b style="color: red;">Zoobi</b> ko bachao, Doob jayegi..!<br /><b>Author :<span style="color: red;"> Ashu Kumawat</span></b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-7820597961843966453?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-50595973437637532512011-07-02T03:22:00.000-07:002011-07-02T03:22:37.306-07:00kisi ke dil se na khelo<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Yu na kisi ke <b style="color: red;">dil</b> se <br />khelo<br />wah wah<br /><br />are pahle <b style="color: red;">suno</b> to..<br /><br />Yu na kisi ke dil se <br /><b style="color: red;">khelo</b>,<br /><br />Jab <b style="color: red;">CALL</b> ya <b style="color: red;">SMS</b> hi<br />nahi karana hai to<br /><b style="color: red;">phone</b> bechkar<br /><b style="color: red;">Radio</b> lelo..!!<br /><b>Author : <span style="color: red;">Neeru Bisht</span></b><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-5059597343763753251?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-56016891226415152052011-06-26T08:06:00.000-07:002011-06-26T08:06:20.748-07:00achanak RANCHO ud gaya<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">RAJU , FARHAN or <b style="color: red;">RANCHO</b><br /><b style="color: red;">scooty </b>pe ghumne<br />gaye<br />achanak RANCHO <b style="color: red;">ud </b>gaya<br />Q..?<br />QK<br />Behati <b style="color: red;">hawa </b>sa tha wo<br />ab <span style="color: red;">msg</span> padna band<br />kao Or <br />kahan gaya use <b style="color: red;">Dhundo</b>..<br /><b style="color: red;"><span style="color: black;">Author : </span>Aditya Kumawat</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-5601689122641515205?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-33052037103844574592011-06-26T08:00:00.000-07:002011-06-26T08:00:52.571-07:00cuti woody day<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">wake up n wink ur <b style="color: red;">teeny-wenny</b> eyes,<br />strech ur <b><span style="color: red;">inzy-winzy</span></b> bones,<br />wear dat <b style="color: red;">jolly-wolly</b> smile n tell urself,<br />2day is <b style="color: red;">cuti-woody</b> day.!<br />Good Morning!<br /><b style="color: red;"><span style="color: black;">Author : </span>Radhe Shyam Kumawat</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-3305203710384457459?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-74470097282236562172011-06-24T22:24:00.000-07:002011-06-24T22:24:48.677-07:00mere ishq ki bowling<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />mere <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">ishq</span></b> ki bowling ne uske dil ka <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">wicket </span></b>gira diya,<br />lekin meri <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">takdir</span></b> to dekho,<br />uska baap <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">umpire</span></b> tha,<br />meri ball ko "<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">NO BALL</span></b>" dekar<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">free</span></b> hit bana diya...!<br /><b>Author :<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> Radhe shyam kumawat</span></b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-7447009728223656217?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-45237085023134096392011-06-19T05:53:00.000-07:002011-06-19T05:53:14.738-07:00maa ki hone wali pyari si bahu<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b style="color: red;">punchta</b> hai jab koi ki ,<br />duniya main <b style="color: red;">muhabbat </b>hai khan,<br /><b><span style="color: red;">muskura</span></b> deta hun me or yaad aa jati,<br />.<br />,<br /><b>Maa</b><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />ki pyari si hone wali <b style="color: red;">bahu</b>..!<br /><b style="color: red;"><span style="color: black;">Author : </span>Neeru Bisht</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-4523708502313409639?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-64292702181017850152011-06-19T01:19:00.000-07:002011-06-19T01:19:25.043-07:00bahu ke msgs<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b>Maa:</b> _-<b style="color: red;">Beta</b> kya kar rhe ho.??<br /><b>Beta </b>: - <b style="color: red;">Pad </b>raha hun,<br /><b>Maa:</b>- <b><span style="color: red;">Excellent</span></b>..!!<br />....kya <b style="color: red;">pad</b> rhe ho.?<br /><b>Beta:</b>-aapki hone wali <b style="color: red;">bahu </b>ke <b style="color: red;">msgs</b>.!<br /><b style="color: red;"><span style="color: black;">Author : </span>neha Bisht </b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-6429270218101785015?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-31686616968271597932011-06-18T21:00:00.000-07:002011-06-18T21:00:02.064-07:00har bat main twist<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Jab kutte ki <b style="color: red;">mout </b>aati hai,<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />to <b style="color: red;">kutta </b>mar jata hai,<br />aapko har bat main <b style="color: red;">twist</b> chahiye,<br />kutta hai koi <b style="color: red;">RANJIKANT</b> nahi.!!!!<br /><b style="color: red;"><span style="color: black;">Author : </span>Amit Sharma</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-3168661696827159793?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-66030387542528925652011-06-18T20:58:00.000-07:002011-06-18T20:58:08.020-07:00think zara hatke<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b style="color: red;">think zara </b>hat ke : <br />agar koi humne <b style="color: red;">accha </b>lagta hai<br />to acha wo nahi acche <b style="color: red;">hum </b>hain,<br />aur agar koi humne <b style="color: red;">bura</b> lagta hai<br />to jaan lo ki bura <b style="color: red;">wahi</b> hai, Q ki <br />hum to <b><span style="color: red;">acche</span> </b>hain na<br /><b style="color: red;"><span style="color: black;">Author : </span>Aditya Kumawat</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-6603038754252892565?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-66233892397796794882011-06-18T20:55:00.000-07:002011-06-18T20:55:57.958-07:00zindagi ki kahani<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b style="color: red;">zindagi</b> khwabo ki ek kahani hai,<br />kabhi khusi kabhi gum ki <b style="color: red;">rawani</b> hai,<br />ek meetha sa <b style="color: red;">ehsaas </b>jo dil ko sukun deta hai,<br />sayad yhi dosti ki <b style="color: red;">nisaani </b>hai..!<br /><b style="color: red;"><span style="color: black;">Author : </span>Amit Sharma</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4601189198921055777-6623389239779679488?l=freegooglesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0