tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46011891989210557772024-03-04T22:17:19.117-08:00free google smsFree SMS Jokes, Funny SMS, Daily Jokesfree google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.comBlogger288125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-13453929512869073602018-04-13T07:07:00.004-07:002018-04-13T07:09:04.291-07:00Vivah Main Main Bhi Aarkshan<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Kuch Dino Main Vivah Main Main Bhi <b><span style="color: red;">Aarkshan</span></b> Aa Jayega,<br />
SC-3 Patani<br />
ST -2 Patani<br />
OBC- 1 Patani<br />
General- Ek Bhi Nahi,<br />
Kyonki <b><span style="color: red;">Nokari</span></b> Nahi to <span style="color: red;"><b>Chokari</b></span> Nahi..!!<br />
Author : - Ashu Kumawat </div>
free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-60743817647777992282018-04-13T07:04:00.000-07:002018-04-13T07:09:24.247-07:00America Or Japan<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Kya Rakha Hai <span style="color: red;"><b>America</b></span> Or <b><span style="color: red;">Japan</span></b> Main,<br />
Kuch Din To Gujariye Humre <span style="color: red;"><b>Hindusthan</b></span> Main,<br />
<br />
Na <b><span style="color: red;">Coustomer</span></b>... Na Dhandhe,<br />
Sirf Julus,Bhandare, Chande Or Dange..!!<br />
Author :- Bharat Barala </div>
free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-27945609558880600502012-05-19T04:24:00.000-07:002012-05-19T04:24:00.501-07:00ache dost white color ke trah hote hain<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
ache dost white color ke trah hote hain..<br />white me koi color <a href="http://freegooglesms.blogspot.com/">mix </a>karo to naya color ban skata hai...<br />par duniya ke sare color mix karke bhi white color nahi banya ja sakta...<br /><b>Author : Annu C. Kumawat</b></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-86663227592226245712012-05-19T04:12:00.000-07:002012-05-19T04:12:27.860-07:00similarity dosti or pyar<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
hasye= Dosti<br />Rulaye = Pyar<br /><br />Milaye = Doati<br />Juda Kare = Pyar<br /><br />Phir Bhi Log Dosti<br />Chhod kar Qu Karte Hain pyar..?<br /><br />Sayad Zindagi Hai Dosti<br />Aur<br />Jeena hai "Pyar"<br />Good Morning....<br /><b>Author :<a href="http://www.facebook.com/kumawatacc"> Annu C. Kumawat</a></b><br />
<br />
<br /></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-37693262328324092532012-05-19T04:03:00.002-07:002012-05-19T04:03:46.182-07:00Maa ka pyar<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
A very Emotionl Msg..<br />Mene "Maa" se<br />puncha kab tak meri<br />fikar me is trah<br />Raton ko jagati rhogi..?<br />"Maa" ne pyar se<br />Mera matha chooma or kaha..<br />Jab tak tu apni dusri maao se rat ko bat karna nahi chodega..!<br /><b>Author : Yashi Choudhary</b></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-48035458409709187012012-05-19T03:52:00.002-07:002012-05-19T03:52:48.957-07:00ladke or ladki ki propose story<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
1 Ladke ne 1 ladki ko propose kiya<br />ladki ne ladke ko bhut mara<br />utha-utha ke patka<br />Maar kahke ladka utha,<br />kapde jhaad ke bola...<br />To fhir main inkaar smjhun...??<br /><b>Author : Neha Kumawat</b></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-73701731529075155762012-05-04T00:28:00.003-07:002012-05-04T00:28:52.971-07:00Sahab meri Bivi bimar thi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<br />
Santa : Kyun Bhai kal Doodh dene kyun nahi diya.<br />
Doodhwala: Sahab meri Bivi bimar thi.<br />
Santa: to fhir 2 din bhains ka hi de jata..<br />
<b>Author : Aditya Kumawat</b><br />
</div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-38302255633558717682012-05-03T03:43:00.002-07:002012-05-03T03:44:18.988-07:00Hydrabadi Mom<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<br />
Hydrabadi Mom: Kaiku rora?<br />
Son: Teacher Maari Merku,<br />
Mom: Kaiki Maari??<br />
Son : Main Usku MURGI Bola,<br />
Mom: Kaiku?<br />
Son: Kaiku Bole to har Exam main ANDA Deri Merku.<br />
Author : Aditya Kumawat</div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-85494613592423613522012-05-03T03:36:00.004-07:002012-05-03T03:37:09.198-07:00Anita Kal Doodh Degi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<br />
Teacher : Anita Ne Ghaas khaai, Eska Future Tense Batao?<br />
Santa : Bahut der sochne ke baad<br />
Anita Kal Doodh Degi...<br />
Author : Harsh Aasiwal</div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-55344606031671337502012-05-03T03:35:00.000-07:002012-05-03T03:35:42.269-07:00Percentge ki Rani<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<br />
Santa:Apne School ki sunata hu ek Prem Kahani,<br />
Ek Topper Thi Ladki jo thi Percentage ki Rani .<br />
Fir.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
Fir<br />
.<br />
.<br />
Fir Kya?<br />
.<br />
.<br />
Humne Patai<br />
Aur<br />
Fail Ho gayi<br />
Maharani..<br />
Author : Harsh Aasiwal<br />
</div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-3412620653935321422012-03-09T05:08:00.002-08:002012-03-09T05:08:37.807-08:00Life me Wife<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
Puri Life Ko Sudharne ke liye 1 Wife kafhi hai..<br />
PAr 1 Wife Ko Sudharne ke liye puri Life bhi kam hai...<br />
SwamiDukhiya Nandji<br />
<b>Author: <span style="color: red;">Aditya Kumawat</span></b><br />
</div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-17316368989834871552012-02-16T03:37:00.000-08:002012-02-16T03:37:43.490-08:00Ladies K Sath Dukan Daron Ka Haramipana<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: red;"><b>Ladies K Sath Dukan Daron Ka Haramipana..!</b></div><br />
Bank Cashier :<br />
Madam Aap So So Ke Le Lo!!<br />
<br />
Fruit Seller:<br />
Bibiji Zara Kele Ka Aize To Dekho,<br />
Dil Khus Ho Jayega!!<br />
<br />
Cloth Seller:<br />
1 Bar Hath Me Leke Dekho<br />
Fir Lena Na Lena Aapki Marzi!!<br />
<br />
Dhobi :<br />
Biwi Ji Aap Salwar Aur Kameez Nikalo,<br />
Me Abhi Aake Leta Hun!!<br />
<br />
PhotoState Wala :<br />
Madam Aage-Peehce Dono taraf Karun<br />
ya 1 Side Se??!!<br />
<b>Author : <span style="color: red;">Vikas</span></b></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-77341747269537597092012-02-16T03:23:00.001-08:002012-02-16T03:23:47.625-08:00Dekho Aa Gya Phir SMS Hamara<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Itna Chota Nahi Rista Humara..<br />
Kaise Soch Liya Ki Aa Gya Kinara..<br />
Lo Ho Gayi Aap Ki Mobile Me Roshni..<br />
Dekho Aa Gya Phir SMS Hamara..!<br />
Good Morning<br />
<b>Author : <span style="color: red;">Deepika Kumawat</span></b></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-50987031289498459392012-02-16T03:20:00.001-08:002012-02-16T03:21:11.899-08:00Mout Ka Khud Jimmedar<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Aapko Meri Konsi adat Zehar Lagti HAi .??<br />
Jis Pe aapko Mera Moo Todne<br />
KA Dil KArta Hai...??<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
(":")<br />
<)(><br />
_/L<br />
Jawab Dene Wale Apni <br />
Mout Ke Khud <br />
Jimmedar Honge...!!<br />
<b>Author : <span style="color: red;">Amita Choudhary </span></b></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-1967374694695065942012-02-16T03:15:00.000-08:002012-02-16T03:15:06.728-08:00Filmi style sms<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">***VEER****<br />
Jahan Se Msg Karunga<br />
5-10 Msg ek Sath Bhej<br />
Dunga.!!<br />
<br />
*****WANTED*****<br />
Ek Bar JO maine "SMS"<br />
Karna Shuru KAr Diya To<br />
Uske Baad To Mai<br />
Apne BALANCE Ki<br />
Bhi NAhi Sochta..!!<br />
<br />
***DABANGG***<br />
HUM Tumhare Mobile<br />
MeItne SMS Karenge<br />
Ki Confuse Ho Jaoge<br />
Ki Konsa Padhe Or <br />
Konsa Delete KAre..!!<br />
<br />
***READY***<br />
Bara Mahino Me<br />
Bara Tarike Se Tujko<br />
MSG KArunga Re..<br />
Dhinka...Chika....<br />
Dhinka...Chika.......<br />
a.....A....a...a.4U.</div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-129868769823426402012-02-16T03:08:00.001-08:002012-02-16T03:08:59.020-08:00Duniya Me Agar Girls na ho to kya Hoga<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Duniya Me Agar Girls na ho to kya Hoga?<br />
Galiyan Sunsan<br />
College Viran,<br />
Dunia Paresan,<br />
Tanha Insan,<br />
Na Darling<br />
Na Jaanu<br />
Na Jaan<br />
HAr Taraf Bas<br />
"Jai Jai Hanumaan"<br />
AUthor : Aditya Kumawat</div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-76243769463657796232012-02-16T03:03:00.001-08:002012-02-16T03:03:44.926-08:006 ungliyon ka aadmi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">1 aadmi Ke 6 ungliyan Thi..<br />
SAb Log Usay Radhe Shyam Kehte They..<br />
Batao Kyun..??<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
Socho.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
Qki Radhe Shyam Hi uska name tha<br />
Faltu Dimag mat lagya karo..!<br />
<b>Author : <span style="color: red;">Aasu Kumawat</span></b></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-73737291240899265952012-02-16T03:02:00.000-08:002012-02-16T03:02:34.574-08:00Setting Ko to Msg Kre Din Raat<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Kuch Patthar Moti To<br />
Kuch Nagine Ho Jate Hain..<br />
Kuch Dost Kanjoos To<br />
Kuch KAminee Ho Jate HAin..<br />
Setting Ko to Msg Kre Din Raat..<br />
Par Dost kO Msg Kre Mahine Ho JAte Hain.!!!<br />
<b>Author : <span style="color: red;">Aditya Kumawat</span></b></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-48742296594165535762012-02-16T03:01:00.000-08:002012-02-16T03:01:10.178-08:00Respect<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Pata nahi Q<br />
Log Meri Itni Respect Karte Hain..?<br />
<br />
Mai Jab Unhe Msg Karta Hun To Wo Apna<br />
SAr Niche Jhuka Ke Mera Msg Padte Hain<br />
Bilkul Apki trah.....<br />
<b>Author : <span style="color: red;">Aditya Kumawat</span></b></div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-31606948316455478252011-11-10T19:36:00.000-08:002011-11-10T19:36:02.248-08:00what is Pyar<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
What is <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Pyar</span></b>?<br />
Its a <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Group</span></b> of<br />
friends sitting in a <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">BAR </span></b><br />
with <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">bottles</span></b> in<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> hand</span></b> and saying "<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">P</span></b>" "<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>YAR</b></span>"......<br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author : </span>Aditya Kumawat</b><br />
</div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-13368640109498649752011-11-03T20:16:00.000-07:002011-11-03T20:16:05.840-07:00Kaitrina kaif k ghr janam<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
<b>Banta</b> - Kal sapne main mene <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Kaitrina kaif </span></b>k ghr janam liya.<br />
<b>Santa</b> - Fir kya hua..?<br />
<b>Banta</b>- arey yar <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">kismat </span></b>hi kharab ha,<br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Bottle</span></b> se <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">dudh</span></b> pila rahi thi sali <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Kamini</span></b>.<br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author : </span>Aditya Kumawat</b><br />
</div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-48676943775409100562011-11-01T20:12:00.000-07:002011-11-01T20:12:04.484-07:00chaand par pehla kadam<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
<b>Sir </b>- wo kon hai jisne apna <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">pehla </span>kadam</b> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>Chaand</b></span> par rakha?<br />
<b>Student</b>- <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>Niel Armstrong</b></span>..<br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Sir</span></b>- Aur <b>Dusra</b>?<br />
<b>Student</b>- Dusra bhi <b>usne</b> hi rakha hoga,<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>Langda </b></span>thode na tha wo..!<br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author : </span>Aditya Kumawat</b><br />
</div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-12957870243871475562011-11-01T20:10:00.000-07:002011-11-01T20:10:18.833-07:00Msg Pura pade bagair<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Kahte</span></b> hain ki Insaan <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">pyar</span></b> kiye Bagair nahi rah sakta,<br />
Lekin<br />
<b>Mera Manna</b> hai ki ,<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Msg </span></b>Pura <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">pade</span></b> bagair bhi nahi rah sakta..!<br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author : </span>Aditya Kumawat</b><br />
</div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-10000874000607269662011-10-31T20:11:00.000-07:002011-10-31T20:11:09.950-07:00Mosam Ne li angdai<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Mosam</span></b> Ne li <b>angdai</b>,<br />
Humne li <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">razai</span></b>,<br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">icecream</span></b> se ab hai ladai,<br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Mungfhali </span></b>ghar me aayi,<br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">clodrink</span></b> se muh mod liya,<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>coffee</b></span> se nata jod liya.<br />
Wish you <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Happy Winter</span></b>.<br />
<b>Good Morning</b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author :</span> Amit Sharma</b><br />
</div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4601189198921055777.post-82617770539811156202011-10-23T20:25:00.000-07:002011-10-23T20:25:15.345-07:00Dosti par aitbar<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
<b>Door</b> ho jau to zar <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">intezaar </span></b>karna,<br />
Apne <b>Dil </b>ko na yu <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>bekarar</b></span> karna,<br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Laut </span></b>ke aayenge hum jaha bhi jayenge,<br />
BUs humari <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Dosti</span></b> par <b>aitbar</b> karna...<br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Author :</span> Deepika Kumawat</b><br />
</div>free google smshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18217141390574208370noreply@blogger.com0