Funny sms


bina boyfriend ki dulhan

sun 1970 Main Dulha Dahej Main TV Mangta Tha..
sun 1980 Main Motor Cycle..
Sun 1990 Main Plot..
Sun 2000 Ac& Car..
Or 2011 Main Bina Boyfriend Ki Dulhan Mangta Hai..
Baaki Main Kama Lunga...!
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

4 Sardaron Ki Masti Bhari Jokes

4 sardaron ne mil ke 1 petrol pump khola,
1 bhi customer nahi aaya..
Kyun..?
Petrol Pump was on 1st floor..

Chal ek aur
Fhir charo ne usi floor pe restuarent khola..
1 bhi customer nahi aaya..
Kyun..?
Petrol pump ka board nahi hataya.

Chal ek aurFhir charo ne 1 taxi li.
1 bhi sawari nahi aayi..
Kyun..?
2 sardar aage and 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe they...

Chal ek aur Taxi kharab ho gayi,
charon ne khub dhakka lagaya..
But taxi wahi ki wahi...
Kyun..?
2 aage and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe they...

Chal ek aur
Fhir charon ne 1 bachhe ko kidnep kiya...
bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lakh rupe le ke aa....
warna tujhe maar denge..
bachha ghar gay aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye...
kyun..?
Bachhe ka baap bhi sardar tha..!

Phone mat fheka dena...!
Author : Aditya Kumawat


Top 5 Funny Shop Names.....
1.Gandhi Hair Dressers.
2.Mallika Textiles.
3.Salman Marriage Beuro.
4.Dolly Bindra Fitness Center.
5.Rakhi Sawant Sarsang Kendra.
Author : Aditya Kumawat

44 rs main 15000 sms
Ladke Wale Ladki Dekhne aaye...
OR Ladki Ke Maa-Baap Se Pucha...
Ladki KuchKarti Hai ..?
Ladki Ki Maa Boli-Haan Ji..
44 Rs/- Main Pure 15000 SMS karti Hai..
Wo Bhi Pure 7 Din Main..!
Author - Aditya Kumawat

Titanic ka razz

Auto me couple romance kar rahe they..
Auto wala dekh rha tha...
Aage jake auto pole se takra gya
Auto wale ne sar patak ke kaha..
Saala ab samjha :Titanic" kyun Duba..!
Author - Aditya Kumawat


Ponting and wife
Ponting apni wife se - Mujhe Chay do na.
Biwi ne plate me chai dal ke di...
Ponting gusse me bola- chai cup main dal ke do...
Cup to tera baap Dhoni le jayega...
ab se esee me peene ki adat daal lo ...
Ye SMS Anbi market me aaya hai
ise itna  felawo ke ponting ke Austrelia pahunchne se pahle sms pahunch jaye.....
(De GHUMA KE)
Author : Ambika Kumawat