biwi se presan pati

Ek aadmi ne sadhu se kaha,


Meri Biwi bahut Pareshan karti hai,


koi upaaye bataiye.


Sadhu bola,Upaaye hota tho main sadhu kyoon banta...!!!!


Author : Nikki Rao

chay nasta

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Have A Nice Day...
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Take Care

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Ab yun Press Kar Rahe Ho..?

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Chay or Nasta Bhi  SMS Se Beheju Kya....!!!!

Author : Rajesh Kumawat 

jija or sali

1 Din

1 Aadmi

Biwi Smajhkar


Sali Ke Paas Soya


Sali Chillai


Main Radha !!


Jijaji Bole :


Ab Kahe Ki Radha


Jab Ghus Gaya


Aadha...!!!

Author : Aditya Kumawat

father and son

Father: If  You Fail In Exam,

Again Don't Call Me,

After Exam,

Father:How IS Your Result?

Son : Sorry Yaar Mahesh,

Tune Apne Aap Ko Baap

Khlane Ka Haqe Kho Diya.....

Author : Narendar Sokil

diwali sms

Diwali Pe Network Confused


Aaj Se 2 Din Baad Network Confusted Ho jayega ,


SMS Time Pe Nahi Pahuchenge,


Esliya... Deepawali Ki Hardik Subhkamnaye,


 Aapko aur aapki Pyari Si Family Ko...!

Author : Aditya Kumawat

1. Diwali Ke Baad Nayi Ladki 

Chod Diye Wo Dhande

Jinke Anjaam They Gande

Pura Mahina Nek Kaam Main Bitaunga

Ab Diwali Ke Baad Hi Nayi Ladki Patunga

Author : Chetan

2. Diwali Pe 7 Ka Fhanda
7 Bole to

7 Main Rahana

7 Main Jina

7 Main Marna

7 Main Rona

7 Main Hasna

7 Milkar Chalna

Yahi Hai Humara 7

isliye 7 Din pahle

"HAPPY DIWALI"

Author : Kanhaiya Saini


3 . happy diwali sms

Chod Diye Wo Dhande

Jinke Anjaam They Gande

Pura Mahina Nek Kaam Main Bitaunga

Ab Diwali Ke Baad Hi Nayi Ladki Patunga

Author : Chetan