Thursday, March 24, 2011

cricket sms

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Ponting apni wife se - Mujhe Chay do na.
Biwi ne plate me chai dal ke di...
Ponting gusse me bola- chai cup main dal ke do...
Cup to tera baap Dhoni le jayega...
ab se esee me peene ki adat daal lo ...
Ye SMS Anbi market me aaya hai
ise itna  felawo ke ponting ke Austrelia pahunchne se pahle sms pahunch jaye.....
(De GHUMA KE)
Author : Ambika Kumawat

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Monday, March 14, 2011

holi sms

Monday, March 14, 2011
Holi Mubarak ho 
1.
:
No Toli
No Kholi
Khao "GOLI"
aur
Raho "SLOLY"
Q ki
O my "DEAR FRIEND"
Aa gayi Holi
Yaad Rakhna sabse pehle wish kiya hai..
"HAPPY HOLI"
Author : Anjali Kumawat

Rango Ka mosam
2.
Ye Rango Ka mosam jo aaya hai.
Satha apne kitni khusiya laya hai.
Aap kahiin berang ran na jaye isliye
Shubkamnao ka Rang phle advance main bhizwaya hai..
"HAPPY HOLI"
Author : Anjali Kumawat


Holi ke 7 rang
3.

"LAL" apke galo ke liye,
"Golden" apke balo ke liye,
"NILA" apke aankho ke liye,
"PILA" apke haton ke liye,
"GULABI" sapno ke liye,
"SAFHED" apke man ke liye,
"HARA" apke jeevan ke liye,
"HOLI" ke in 7 "RANGO" ke satha apki "JINDGI" rangin ho...
wish u "HAPPY HOLI" to you and your family in advance....
Author : Anjali Kumawat


Rangbirangi HOLI
4.

Purnima ka chaand Rangon ki Doli
Chacnd se uski chandni Boli,
Khushiyon se bhare aapki JHOLI,
mubarak ho apko Rangbirangi HOLI..
Author : Aditya Kumawat


Advance happy holi
5.

Dekho ji..!
saaf kahna sukhi rahna!
Abhi Msg kar diya hai,
Q ki kal paise katenge
"HAPPY HOLI"
in advance 2 u"
tyohar apni jagah hai or balance apni jagah...!!
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

Nashediyo ki Holi
6.

Daru ki khusbu,
gutke ki mithas,
gaanje ki roti or charas ka saag,
Bhaang ke pakode oe wills ka pyar,
Mubarak ho aapko nashediyo ka tyohar ..
"Happy HOLI"
Author : Ramesh Saini

jay Shree Krishna
7.

Mathura ki khusbu,
Gokul ka haar,
Virindavan ki sugandh,
Brij ki fuhar
Radha ki ummid or Kanhaiya ke pyar,
Mubarak ho aapko HOLI ka tyohar,
jay Shree Krishna..
Author : Radhe shyam Verma






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Saturday, March 12, 2011

funny sms

Saturday, March 12, 2011

4 Sardaron Ki Masti Bhari Jokes


4 sardaron ne mil ke 1 petrol pump khola,
1 bhi customer nahi aaya..
Kyun..?
Petrol Pump was on 1st floor..

Chal ek aur
Fhir charo ne usi floor pe restuarent khola..
1 bhi customer nahi aaya..
Kyun..?
Petrol pump ka board nahi hataya.

Chal ek aurFhir charo ne 1 taxi li.
1 bhi sawari nahi aayi..
Kyun..?
2 sardar aage and 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe they...

Chal ek aur Taxi kharab ho gayi,
charon ne khub dhakka lagaya..
But taxi wahi ki wahi...
Kyun..?
2 aage and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe they...

Chal ek aur
Fhir charon ne 1 bachhe ko kidnep kiya...
bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lakh rupe le ke aa....
warna tujhe maar denge..
bachha ghar gay aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye...
kyun..?
Bachhe ka baap bhi sardar tha..!

Phone mat fheka dena...!
Author : Aditya Kumawat

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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

sunhere din ki suruvat

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

1.
Wadiyon se suraj nikal aaya hai,
Fijao me naya rang chaya hai,
Khamosh kyon ho aap ab to muskurawo,
Apko "GOOD MORNING" kahne Hamara SMS aaya hai..!
Author : Anjali Kumawat


2.
Sunhere Suraj Ki Sunheri kirne,
Sunheri kirno Ka Sunhera Din,
Sunhere Din Ki Sunhari Suruvat,
Sirf Sunhere Logo Ke Saatha..!
"Su -PraBhat"
Author : Rajesh Kumawat



3. 

Kisi Ki Yaad Sataye To Kya Kare..?
Kisi Se Milne Ko Dil Kare To Kya Kare..?
Log Kahte Hain Ki Sapno mainHoti Hai Mulakat..
Lekin Need Hi NA Aaye To Kya kare ..?
"GOOD MORNING"
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

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