Ladies K Sath Dukan Daron Ka Haramipana

Ladies K Sath Dukan Daron Ka Haramipana..!

Bank Cashier :
Madam Aap So So Ke Le Lo!!

Fruit Seller:
Bibiji Zara Kele Ka Aize To Dekho,
Dil Khus Ho Jayega!!

Cloth Seller:
1 Bar Hath Me Leke Dekho
Fir Lena Na Lena Aapki Marzi!!

Dhobi :
Biwi Ji Aap Salwar Aur Kameez Nikalo,
Me Abhi Aake Leta Hun!!

PhotoState Wala :
Madam Aage-Peehce Dono taraf Karun
ya 1 Side Se??!!
Author : Vikas

Dekho Aa Gya Phir SMS Hamara

Itna Chota Nahi Rista Humara..
Kaise Soch Liya Ki Aa Gya Kinara..
Lo Ho Gayi Aap Ki Mobile Me Roshni..
Dekho Aa Gya Phir SMS Hamara..!
Good Morning
Author : Deepika Kumawat

Mout Ka Khud Jimmedar

Aapko Meri Konsi adat Zehar Lagti HAi .??
Jis Pe aapko Mera Moo Todne
KA Dil KArta Hai...??
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_/L
Jawab Dene Wale Apni
Mout Ke Khud
Jimmedar Honge...!!
Author : Amita Choudhary

Filmi style sms

***VEER****
Jahan Se Msg Karunga
5-10 Msg ek Sath Bhej
Dunga.!!

*****WANTED*****
Ek Bar JO maine "SMS"
Karna Shuru KAr Diya To
Uske Baad To Mai
Apne BALANCE Ki
Bhi NAhi Sochta..!!

***DABANGG***
HUM Tumhare Mobile
MeItne SMS Karenge
Ki Confuse Ho Jaoge
Ki Konsa Padhe Or
Konsa Delete KAre..!!

***READY***
Bara Mahino Me
Bara Tarike Se Tujko
MSG KArunga Re..
Dhinka...Chika....
Dhinka...Chika.......
a.....A....a...a.4U.

Duniya Me Agar Girls na ho to kya Hoga

Duniya Me Agar Girls na ho to kya Hoga?
Galiyan Sunsan
College Viran,
Dunia Paresan,
Tanha Insan,
Na Darling
Na Jaanu
Na Jaan
HAr Taraf Bas
"Jai Jai Hanumaan"
AUthor : Aditya Kumawat

6 ungliyon ka aadmi

1 aadmi Ke 6 ungliyan Thi..
SAb Log Usay Radhe Shyam Kehte They..
Batao Kyun..??
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Socho.
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Qki Radhe Shyam Hi uska name tha
Faltu Dimag mat lagya karo..!
Author : Aasu Kumawat

Setting Ko to Msg Kre Din Raat

Kuch Patthar Moti To
Kuch Nagine Ho Jate Hain..
Kuch Dost Kanjoos To
Kuch KAminee Ho Jate HAin..
Setting Ko to Msg Kre Din Raat..
Par Dost kO Msg Kre Mahine Ho JAte Hain.!!!
Author : Aditya Kumawat

Respect

Pata nahi Q
Log Meri Itni Respect Karte Hain..?

Mai Jab Unhe Msg Karta Hun To Wo Apna
SAr Niche Jhuka Ke Mera Msg Padte Hain
Bilkul Apki trah.....
Author : Aditya Kumawat