Sunday, June 26, 2011

achanak RANCHO ud gaya

Sunday, June 26, 2011
RAJU , FARHAN or RANCHO
scooty pe ghumne
gaye
achanak RANCHO ud gaya
Q..?
QK
Behati hawa sa tha wo
ab msg padna band
kao Or
kahan gaya use Dhundo..
Author : Aditya Kumawat

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cuti woody day

wake up n wink ur teeny-wenny eyes,
strech ur inzy-winzy bones,
wear dat jolly-wolly smile n tell urself,
2day is cuti-woody day.!
Good Morning!
Author : Radhe Shyam Kumawat

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Friday, June 24, 2011

mere ishq ki bowling

Friday, June 24, 2011

mere ishq ki bowling ne uske dil ka wicket gira diya,
lekin meri takdir to dekho,
uska baap umpire tha,
meri ball ko "NO BALL" dekar
free hit bana diya...!
Author : Radhe shyam kumawat

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Sunday, June 19, 2011

maa ki hone wali pyari si bahu

Sunday, June 19, 2011
punchta hai jab koi ki ,
duniya main muhabbat hai khan,
muskura deta hun me or yaad aa jati,
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,
Maa
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ki pyari si hone wali bahu..!
Author : Neeru Bisht

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bahu ke msgs

Maa: _-Beta kya kar rhe ho.??
Beta : - Pad raha hun,
Maa:- Excellent..!!
....kya pad rhe ho.?
Beta:-aapki hone wali bahu ke msgs.!
Author : neha Bisht

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Saturday, June 18, 2011

har bat main twist

Saturday, June 18, 2011
Jab kutte ki mout aati hai,
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to kutta mar jata hai,
aapko har bat main twist chahiye,
kutta hai koi RANJIKANT nahi.!!!!
Author : Amit Sharma

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think zara hatke

think zara hat ke :
agar koi humne accha lagta hai
to acha wo nahi acche hum hain,
aur agar koi humne bura lagta hai
to jaan lo ki bura wahi  hai, Q ki
hum to acche hain na
Author : Aditya Kumawat

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zindagi ki kahani

zindagi khwabo ki ek kahani hai,
kabhi khusi kabhi gum ki rawani hai,
ek meetha sa ehsaas jo dil ko sukun deta hai,
sayad yhi dosti ki nisaani hai..!
Author : Amit Sharma

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I miss you

I am not your heart but
I miss you
I am not your family but
I care for you
I am not your blood relations but
I am ready share your pain
Because I am your friend..!
good night!
Author : Amit Sharma

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pappu ki baap se ladai

pappu ki uske bap se huyi ladai,
baap ne ki pappu ki pitai,
pappu ka khoula khoon,
gya kabarishtaan or ek kabar pe,
baap ka photo tanga ke likh diya
"COMING SOON"
Author : Amit Sharma

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girl friend ka khna

Advice for boy's:
jab koi decision lena ho
to pahle apne dil ki suno
fhir dimaag ki suno
aur finally
majboor hoke wahi karo jo
tumhari girlfriend kahti hai..!
Author : Aditya Kumawat

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sms ka kamaal


sone ki lanka Ravan ke paas thi,
fir bhi karan ko danveer kha jata hai,
usi trah mahnga mobile aapke pas hai,
lekin msg KING to humne hi kaha jata hai..!
Author : Amit Sharma

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Friday, June 17, 2011

cigarette ka kamal

Friday, June 17, 2011
Ravan- cigarette hai kya?
Hanuman- Nahi
Ram- 1 packet hai na de do.
Hanuman- Aap chup rahiye prabhu.
Saale ke 10 sir hai pura packet khatam kr jayega..!

Author : Deepak Agrika

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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

dimag ke size

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

NAYA OFFER!
call rates ab dimag
ke size ke hisab se
honge.

jitna chota dimag
utne kam call rates,

aap Free Calls k
liye chune gaye hain..!
Author : Amit Sharma

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Saturday, June 11, 2011

meri aankhon me sirf tum

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Lafzo me kya tarfi karu aapki,
tum lafzo me kaise sama paoge,
jub log humare dosti ke baare main punchenge,
meri aankhon me sirf tum nazar aawoge
Good Morning......
Author : Surendar Kumawat

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Friday, June 10, 2011

acche log

Friday, June 10, 2011

(' . ')
,/))\,
  LL

(' . ')
,/))\,
  LL
chal jaldi chal yar

jo log humne yaad

karte hain unhe

GOOD Morning


bol kar aate hain...

he...goodmorning.
Author : Radhe Shyam Kumawat

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Thursday, June 9, 2011

ek rose friends ke liye

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Ek"Rose"

--;--;-<@

un doston ke liye

jo milte nahi

Roz Roz

magar yaad
aate hain
...har roz...How
sweet...d

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jaan nikli jaye


Hi
Jaan
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nikali ja rahi hai
garmi se,
aur
log pata nahi kya-kya
samjhne lage hain....
Good Evening
Author : Amit Sharma

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Wednesday, June 8, 2011

sweet good morning sms

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Go my sweet sms,
sweet dost ke pass,
sweet galiyon se hoker,
sweet style ke saath,
sweet smile ke saath,
or sweet mood ke saath kahna,
sweet good morning
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

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besarmi ki had


besarmi ki had hoti hai..?
Ab..! RELIANCE walo ko hi dekh lo,
1 bade se poster par ladki ko chaap kar..
niche likh diya ...
Ab 29 rupees me puri raat free.....
Author : Bharat Barala

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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

naste main kya hai

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

hospital main 1 baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola,
mujhe bhuk lagi hai naste main kya hai..?
Nurse : mangal ki kachori ..
OM ji ki Barfhi....
Baccha : saala Fhir se CHOMU main hi paida ho gaya...!
Author : narendar sharma

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Monday, June 6, 2011

najar ka kamaal

Monday, June 6, 2011

najar unchi kar di duaa ban gayi,
najar tahar gayi fiza ban gayi,
najar tirchi kar li ada ban gayi,
najar fher li to saza ban gayi,
najar se najar jo mili qyamat aa gayi...!
Author : Payal Kumawat

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talak karwane ke 5000


Husband - talak lena hai
Advocate - talak karwane ke 5000 lagenge
husband - pagal ho kya ..? Pandit ne 51 rs/- main saadi karwai thi..
Advocate - dekh liya na saste ka natija..!
Author : T C Kumawat

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Saturday, June 4, 2011

intelligent dost

Saturday, June 4, 2011

tum kya jano bewkuf dost kya hota hai,
tum kya jano pagal dost kya hota,
kyoki tumhe to intelligent dost mila hai na..,
kismat to saali meri kharab hai...!
Author : Aditya Kumawat

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DIL hai ki manta hi nahi


koi dil ki awaj pahchanta hi nahi,
kisiko kya dard hai koi janta hi nahi,
Hum bhi nahi chahte SMS se apko presan karna,
magar DIL hai ki manta hi nahi...........!
Author : Radhe Shyam Kumawat

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Friday, June 3, 2011

mehandi wale hath

Friday, June 3, 2011

Ladkiyon ke hatah main mehandi achi lagti hai...
Aur ladko ke haat main mehandi wale hath....
A Dedication to all...
Romantic Personalties...!
"good morning"
Author : Neeru Bisht

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kabhi khatam nahi hone wala Msg


kabhi khatam nahi hone wala Msg,

MA ka Dudh piya hai to neeche ja....
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apne  Baap ki aulad hai to upar ja...!

Author : Nikhil Agnihotri

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Ready movie


Takleef wo jo tadpa de,

Teacher wo jo saja de,

Mohobat wo jo wafa de,

dushman wo jo marwa de,

Aur dost wo jo Aaj

"Ready" dikha de

Hai koi mera Dost

Author : Aditya Kumawat

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mehnat ki qadar


agar dunia main mehnat ki qadar hoti to......
gadha (donkey) subse zayda izztdar hota......
.........................................
dedicated to all my hardworking and busy frnds ...
Author : Narender Sharma

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2 machchhar bike p


2 machchar bike pe ghum rahe they,
Tabhi hathi ne lift mangi,
itne main 1 machar khada hokar bola,
dekhle,, phir teri ma bolegi ki lafango ke saath ghumta hai...!
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

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Thursday, June 2, 2011

pyar ki tadap

Thursday, June 2, 2011

kiski ke pyar ko bhulana na aaya hume..
kisi ke dil ko dukhana na aaya hume..
kisi ke liye tadpna to sikh gaye hum Pr ,..
apne liye kisi ko tadpna na aaya hume..
Author : Neeru Bisht

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mohabbat ka asar


Log mohabbat ko khuda mante hain,
To fhir mohbbat karne walon ko bura q mante hain,
Jab Thokar khate hain patthro se,
To Fhir q pattaro se hi dua mangte hain...!
Author : Radhe Shyam Kumawat

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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Rajasthan ke aap

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

<1/2> Delhi ki sardi,
Jaisalmer ki garmi,
Mumbai ki barish,
Patna ka Corruption,
Kasmir ka Terrorism,
Afrika ka Saap,
or Rajasthan ke "AAP"
Baap re Baap... <3
Author : Radhe Shyam Kumawat

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