Kya Aap Machhro Se Presaan hai..???
Sone main Takleef Hoti Hai..??
To
.
.
.
Machhron Ke Sone Ke
Baad So Jawo.
What N Idea Sir G.
Author : Chetan
Sunday, October 31, 2010
What N Idea Sir G
Posted by free google sms at 10:42 PM Sunday, October 31, 2010Labels: Funny sms 0 comments
Saturday, October 30, 2010
santa ka style
Posted by free google sms at 4:29 AM Saturday, October 30, 2010
Santa Ne Ek Aadmi Ko Tamacha Mar Diya,
Aadmi : Maine Kya Galti Ki ..?
Santa : Tum Saale Galthi Karo,
Uske Liye Hum Intzaar Thodi Karenge...!
Author : Chetan
Aadmi : Maine Kya Galti Ki ..?
Santa : Tum Saale Galthi Karo,
Uske Liye Hum Intzaar Thodi Karenge...!
Author : Chetan
Labels: Funny sms 0 comments
Friday, October 29, 2010
Women Life Is Very Hard
Posted by free google sms at 5:58 AM Friday, October 29, 2010
Women Life Is Very Hard
Morning - wash Clothes
Noon- Dry Clothes
Evening - Iron Clothes
Night - Open Clothes
Midnight - No Clothes
Early Morning - Searching For Clothes
Badal Daliye Aisi Women Ko.
Author : Kanhaiya Saini
Morning - wash Clothes
Noon- Dry Clothes
Evening - Iron Clothes
Night - Open Clothes
Midnight - No Clothes
Early Morning - Searching For Clothes
Badal Daliye Aisi Women Ko.
Author : Kanhaiya Saini
Labels: Jokes 0 comments
Monday, October 25, 2010
girls and boy
Posted by free google sms at 1:40 AM Monday, October 25, 2010
Girl : Meri Jeasns 2000 Ki Hai,
Mera Top 3000 Ka Hia,
Mere Jute 1500 Ke Hai...
Boy : Oye Bus Kar Pahle Chain Band Kar..
15 Rupe Ki Phool Wali Chaddi Dikha Rahi Hai....!
Author : Rekha
Mera Top 3000 Ka Hia,
Mere Jute 1500 Ke Hai...
Boy : Oye Bus Kar Pahle Chain Band Kar..
15 Rupe Ki Phool Wali Chaddi Dikha Rahi Hai....!
Author : Rekha
Labels: Funny sms 0 comments
Saturday, October 23, 2010
doctor or pagal
Posted by free google sms at 1:29 AM Saturday, October 23, 2010
Docter Pagal Se :
Tum Pagal Kaise Huye..?
Pagal : Maine 1 Vidhaw Se Saadhi Kar Ki,
Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Saadi Kar Ki,
Yu Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gayi,
Un Ke Ghar Beti Huyi To Wo Meri Bahan Huyi,
Magar main Uske Naani Ka Pati Tha,
Isliye Wo Meri nawasi Bhi Huyi,
Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gya,
Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur Mera Baap Mera Daamad Ban Gya,
Or Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Saala Ban Gaya Aur
Dr:Abey Chup Kar Saale Kya Mujhe Bhi Pagal Karega..?
Author : Nikki
Tum Pagal Kaise Huye..?
Pagal : Maine 1 Vidhaw Se Saadhi Kar Ki,
Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Saadi Kar Ki,
Yu Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gayi,
Un Ke Ghar Beti Huyi To Wo Meri Bahan Huyi,
Magar main Uske Naani Ka Pati Tha,
Isliye Wo Meri nawasi Bhi Huyi,
Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gya,
Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur Mera Baap Mera Daamad Ban Gya,
Or Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Saala Ban Gaya Aur
Dr:Abey Chup Kar Saale Kya Mujhe Bhi Pagal Karega..?
Author : Nikki
Labels: Funny sms 0 comments
Friday, October 22, 2010
najayaz baccha
Posted by free google sms at 5:37 AM Friday, October 22, 2010
Question of The Day :
Jab Pyar Main Sub Kuch Jayaz Hai ,
To Pyar Main Hone Wala Baccha,
Najayaz Kyon Hai?
Es SMS Ko Aag Ki Tarah Faila Do..!
Author : Chetan
Jab Pyar Main Sub Kuch Jayaz Hai ,
To Pyar Main Hone Wala Baccha,
Najayaz Kyon Hai?
Es SMS Ko Aag Ki Tarah Faila Do..!
Author : Chetan
Labels: Adult_sms 0 comments
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
GREAT THOUGHT
Posted by free google sms at 12:03 AM Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Insaan Ko Bolna Sikhne Main 2 Saal Lagte Hain..
Lekin Kya Bolna Hai ..
Ye Sikhne Main Saari Jindgi Nikal Jaati Hai ..
Good Morning.
Autor : Dave
Lekin Kya Bolna Hai ..
Ye Sikhne Main Saari Jindgi Nikal Jaati Hai ..
Good Morning.
Autor : Dave
Labels: GoodMorning sms 0 comments
Friday, October 8, 2010
navratri sms
Posted by free google sms at 3:44 AM Friday, October 8, 2010
Lakshmi Ka Haath Ho
Sarswati ka Saatha Ho
Ganesh Ka Niwas Ho
Aur Ma Durga ke Ashirwad Se
Aapke Jivan Main Parkash Hi Parkash Ho
HAPPY NAVRATRI
Author : Dave
Sarswati ka Saatha Ho
Ganesh Ka Niwas Ho
Aur Ma Durga ke Ashirwad Se
Aapke Jivan Main Parkash Hi Parkash Ho
HAPPY NAVRATRI
Author : Dave
Labels: navratri_sms 0 comments
Thursday, October 7, 2010
sundar ladki pe quetion
Posted by free google sms at 5:37 AM Thursday, October 7, 2010
Quiz Main Final Sawal Puncha gya-
Tum Kisi Sundar Ladki Ke Andar,
Sabse Zyada Kya Dekhna Pasand Karoge..?
Award wining Answer - Apna Lund...!
Author : Nikki
Tum Kisi Sundar Ladki Ke Andar,
Sabse Zyada Kya Dekhna Pasand Karoge..?
Award wining Answer - Apna Lund...!
Author : Nikki
Labels: Adult_sms 0 comments
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Dosti Ki Kahani
Posted by free google sms at 3:25 AM Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Pyar Insaan Se Karo Uski Adat Se Nahi,
Rutho Unki Baaton Se Unse Nahi,
Bhulo Unki Galiyon Ko Unko Nahi,
Kyunki Doston Se Badkar Duniya Main Kuch Bhi Nahi....!
Author : Nikki
Rutho Unki Baaton Se Unse Nahi,
Bhulo Unki Galiyon Ko Unko Nahi,
Kyunki Doston Se Badkar Duniya Main Kuch Bhi Nahi....!
Author : Nikki
Labels: Friendship_sms 0 comments
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
SMS Ki Rates
Posted by free google sms at 2:43 AM Tuesday, October 5, 2010
SMS Ki Rates:
1998- Rs 5/-
2000- Rs 3/-
2004- Rs 1.50/-
2007- Rs .50/-
2009- Rs .1/-
2010- Free..
Aap Kab Karoge ..?
Jab SMS Pe Loan Milega; Tab ....
Author : Rekha
1998- Rs 5/-
2000- Rs 3/-
2004- Rs 1.50/-
2007- Rs .50/-
2009- Rs .1/-
2010- Free..
Aap Kab Karoge ..?
Jab SMS Pe Loan Milega; Tab ....
Author : Rekha
Labels: Funny sms 0 comments
Monday, October 4, 2010
Jaan Pyari Ya Gaand
Posted by free google sms at 5:53 AM Monday, October 4, 2010
Challenge For You...
Agar 1 Tarf Sher Khada Ho,
Or Dusri Tarf Mera Lund,
To Aap Kis Ki Tarf Jawoge..?
Ab Hanso Mat Batawo jaan Pyai Ya Gaand...?
Author : Ramesh Saini
Agar 1 Tarf Sher Khada Ho,
Or Dusri Tarf Mera Lund,
To Aap Kis Ki Tarf Jawoge..?
Ab Hanso Mat Batawo jaan Pyai Ya Gaand...?
Author : Ramesh Saini
Labels: Adult_sms 0 comments
Saturday, October 2, 2010
kismat ka fasana
Posted by free google sms at 8:24 AM Saturday, October 2, 2010
Kitna Bebas Hai Insaan kismat Ke Aage,
Har Sapna Tut Jata Hai Haqiqat Ke Aage,
Jisne Kabhi Duniya Main Jhukna Nahi Sikha,
Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai Mohabbat Ke Aage.
Author : Nikki
Har Sapna Tut Jata Hai Haqiqat Ke Aage,
Jisne Kabhi Duniya Main Jhukna Nahi Sikha,
Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai Mohabbat Ke Aage.
Author : Nikki
Labels: Love sms 0 comments
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