April Fool Sms

Kitna Sona Tenu Rab Ne Banaya...
Wah..
Wah..

Kitna Sona Tenu Rab Ne Banaya...
Wah..
Wah..

Maine Tenu 30 Din Pahle Hi "APRIL FOOL"
Banya...!
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

duyain

1.
Maa Ki Dua Khali nahi Jati,
Uski Baddua Tali nahi jati,
Bartab Maanj Ke Bhi Maa 3-4 Bacchon Ko Paal leti hai,
Lekin Biwi aane Ke Baad 3-4 Beto se 1 Maa Pali Nahi Jati,
Agar MSG Free Ho To Es MSG Ko itna Failao,
Jitna Aapko Apni Mother se pyar hai..!
Author : Anjali Kumawat



2.
Ladki Ki Lo Ya Aurat Li Lo..
Jawan Ki Lo ya Budhi Ki...
Apno Ki Lo Ya Gairon Ki....
Par Jahan Jiski Mile Wahan Le Lo Kyuki Pata nahi,
Kab Kiski..
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."DUAYAIN" Kaam Aa Jaye...!
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

ready for valentine day

1.Ready for valentine day


 Time Table Aa Gaya Hai..
Tayari Suru Kar Do...

7 Febaury- Rose Day
8 Febaury -Perpose Day
9 Febaury - Choclate Day
10 Febaury - Teddy Day
11 Febaury - Promise Day
12 Febaury - Hug Day
13 Febaury - Kiss Day
14 Febaury - Valentine Day

Author : Aditya Kumawat


2.Happy Velentine Sms

Important News For Every One

MY "Heart" For Sale..

100% Discount...

Please 

Inform To All Your Female Friend's

Last Daate :

"14 Febuary 2011"

Booking Open..! 

<3

Author : Aditya Kumawat

funny sms

1.

Top 5 Funny Shop Names.....

1.Gandhi Hair Dressers.
2.Mallika Textiles.
3.Salman Marriage Beuro.
4.Dolly Bindra Fitness Center.
5.Rakhi Sawant Sarsang Kendra.
Author : Aditya Kumawat





2.
44 rs main 15000 sms
Ladke Wale Ladki Dekhne aaye...
OR Ladki Ke Maa-Baap Se Pucha...
Ladki KuchKarti Hai ..?
Ladki Ki Maa Boli-Haan Ji..
44 Rs/- Main Pure 15000 SMS karti Hai..
Wo Bhi Pure 7 Din Main..!
Author - Aditya Kumawat


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tTitanic ka razz

Auto me couple romance kar rahe they..
Auto wala dekh rha tha...
Aage jake auto pole se takra gya
Auto wale ne sar patak ke kaha..
Saala ab samjha :Titanic" kyun Duba..!