Vivah Main Main Bhi Aarkshan

Kuch Dino Main Vivah Main Main Bhi Aarkshan Aa Jayega,
SC-3 Patani
ST -2 Patani
OBC- 1 Patani
General- Ek Bhi Nahi,
Kyonki Nokari Nahi to Chokari Nahi..!!
Author : - Ashu Kumawat

America Or Japan

Kya Rakha Hai America Or Japan Main,
Kuch Din To Gujariye Humre Hindusthan Main,

Na Coustomer... Na Dhandhe,
Sirf Julus,Bhandare, Chande Or Dange..!!
Author :- Bharat Barala

ache dost white color ke trah hote hain

ache dost white color ke trah hote hain..
white me koi color mix karo to naya color ban skata hai...
par duniya ke sare color mix karke bhi white color nahi banya ja sakta...
Author : Annu C. Kumawat

similarity dosti or pyar

hasye= Dosti
Rulaye = Pyar

Milaye = Doati
Juda Kare = Pyar

Phir Bhi Log Dosti
Chhod kar Qu Karte Hain pyar..?

Sayad Zindagi Hai Dosti
Aur
Jeena hai "Pyar"
Good Morning....
Author : Annu C. Kumawat

Maa ka pyar

A very Emotionl Msg..
Mene "Maa" se
puncha kab tak meri
fikar me is trah
Raton ko jagati rhogi..?
"Maa" ne pyar se
Mera matha chooma or kaha..
Jab tak tu apni dusri maao se rat ko bat karna nahi chodega..!
Author : Yashi Choudhary

ladke or ladki ki propose story

1 Ladke ne 1 ladki ko propose kiya
ladki ne ladke ko bhut mara
utha-utha ke patka
Maar kahke ladka utha,
kapde jhaad ke bola...
To fhir main inkaar smjhun...??
Author : Neha Kumawat

Sahab meri Bivi bimar thi

Santa : Kyun Bhai kal Doodh dene kyun nahi diya.
Doodhwala: Sahab meri Bivi bimar thi.
Santa: to fhir 2 din bhains ka hi de jata..
Author : Aditya Kumawat

Hydrabadi Mom

Hydrabadi Mom: Kaiku rora?
Son: Teacher Maari Merku,
Mom: Kaiki Maari??
Son : Main Usku MURGI Bola,
Mom: Kaiku?
Son: Kaiku Bole to har Exam main ANDA Deri Merku.
Author : Aditya Kumawat

Anita Kal Doodh Degi

Teacher : Anita Ne Ghaas khaai, Eska Future Tense Batao?
Santa : Bahut der sochne ke baad
Anita Kal Doodh Degi...
Author : Harsh Aasiwal

Percentge ki Rani

Santa:Apne School ki sunata hu ek Prem Kahani,
Ek Topper Thi Ladki jo thi Percentage ki Rani .
Fir.
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Fir
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.
Fir Kya?
.
.
Humne Patai
Aur
Fail Ho gayi
Maharani..
Author : Harsh Aasiwal

Life me Wife

Puri Life Ko Sudharne ke liye 1 Wife kafhi hai..
PAr 1 Wife Ko Sudharne ke liye puri Life bhi kam hai...
SwamiDukhiya Nandji
Author: Aditya Kumawat

Ladies K Sath Dukan Daron Ka Haramipana

Ladies K Sath Dukan Daron Ka Haramipana..!

Bank Cashier :
Madam Aap So So Ke Le Lo!!

Fruit Seller:
Bibiji Zara Kele Ka Aize To Dekho,
Dil Khus Ho Jayega!!

Cloth Seller:
1 Bar Hath Me Leke Dekho
Fir Lena Na Lena Aapki Marzi!!

Dhobi :
Biwi Ji Aap Salwar Aur Kameez Nikalo,
Me Abhi Aake Leta Hun!!

PhotoState Wala :
Madam Aage-Peehce Dono taraf Karun
ya 1 Side Se??!!
Author : Vikas

Dekho Aa Gya Phir SMS Hamara

Itna Chota Nahi Rista Humara..
Kaise Soch Liya Ki Aa Gya Kinara..
Lo Ho Gayi Aap Ki Mobile Me Roshni..
Dekho Aa Gya Phir SMS Hamara..!
Good Morning
Author : Deepika Kumawat

Mout Ka Khud Jimmedar

Aapko Meri Konsi adat Zehar Lagti HAi .??
Jis Pe aapko Mera Moo Todne
KA Dil KArta Hai...??
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(":")
<)(>
_/L
Jawab Dene Wale Apni
Mout Ke Khud
Jimmedar Honge...!!
Author : Amita Choudhary

Filmi style sms

***VEER****
Jahan Se Msg Karunga
5-10 Msg ek Sath Bhej
Dunga.!!

*****WANTED*****
Ek Bar JO maine "SMS"
Karna Shuru KAr Diya To
Uske Baad To Mai
Apne BALANCE Ki
Bhi NAhi Sochta..!!

***DABANGG***
HUM Tumhare Mobile
MeItne SMS Karenge
Ki Confuse Ho Jaoge
Ki Konsa Padhe Or
Konsa Delete KAre..!!

***READY***
Bara Mahino Me
Bara Tarike Se Tujko
MSG KArunga Re..
Dhinka...Chika....
Dhinka...Chika.......
a.....A....a...a.4U.