attitude story

Once Upon A Time,
Aaloo Bhindi Se Pyar Karta Tha,
Usne Parpose Kiya to Bhindi Attitude Se Boli,
Tu To Mota Hai,
'Mujhe Nahi pasand'
Aaj Dekho Aaloo Ki GirlFriend:
Aaloo-Matar
Aaloo-Gajar
Aaloo-Methi
Aaloo-tmatar
Aaloo-Pyaj
And Bhindi Has No Boy Friend.
Moral Of The Story:
Wo Akela Rah Jata Hai Jo Attitude Dikhta Hai...!
Author :Rekha

kusum ka pyar

Har Subha Tumhari Muskurati Rahe,
Har Saam Tumhari Gungunati Rahe,
Meri Dua Hai Ki Tum Jisse Bhi Milo,
Har Milne Walo Ko Tumhari Yaad Aati Rahe...!
                Good Night Jan
Author: Kusum

khaufnak dabang

Mit Jati Hai Kitno Ki Khushi,
Mit Jate Hain Kitno ke Gum,
Msg Isliye bhejate Hian hum
Taki Dur Rahkar Bhi,
Hamara Khauf Na Ho Kam,
Bcoz Hum Hai DABANG.!
Author: Chetan

sexi ghazal

Ladki Ke Inkar Par Masoon See Ek Gazaj Pesh Karte Hain,
Pasand Aaye To Daad Dijiyega.....>
Yun Humko satane Ki Jarurat Kya Thi?
Gaand Meri Jalane Ki Jarurat Kya Thi?
Jo Nahi Tha Isqh To kah Diya Hota,
Apni Maa Chudwaane Ki Jarurat Kya Thi?
Mallom Tha Agar Ye Khawab Toot Jayega,
Neend Main Aakar Chudwane Ki Jarurat Kya Thi?
Maan Lu Agar Ye Ek Tarfa Mahabbat Thi,
Par Bahan Ki Lodi Tujhe Mujhe Dekh Ke Muskarane Ki Jarurat Kya Thi..?
Author : Ramesh Saini

dost ki kimat

Kahte Accha Dost Maths Ke Zero Jaisa Hota Hai,
Jiski Waie To Koi Kimat Nahi Hoti,
Par Wo Jiske Saatha Jud Jaye,
Uski Kimat Dus Guna Bad Jati Hai..!
Author:Tinna

maa ka pyar

Maa Ka Aanchal
Dhoop Main Badal


Maa Ki Baahe
Neend Ki Raahe

Maa Ka Daman
Hansta Sawan

Maa Ka Gussa
Pyar Ka Hissa


Maa Ki Dua
Jannat Ki Hawa

So Respect You Mother..!
I LOVE ALL MOTHER's

Author: Rekha

sardar's funny joke

One Day Sardar Found Cigrate In Doughter's Room,
O God She Smokes,
Then Found Viskey,
O God She Drimks,
Then He Saw A Boy,
Thank God.!
Ye Sab Es Mundde Da Hai...!
Author:Chetan

aasmaan ke taare

Nadiyo Ke Kinare Toot Sakte Hian,
Aasmaan Ke Taare Toot Sakte Hain,
Magar Es Baat Ki Umeed Mat Karna,
Hum Aapko Yaad Karna Bhool Sakte Hian...!
"Good Morning"
Author:Kanhaiya Lal Saini

teri yaad main cigrate jala rahi hun

Fhir 1 Cigret Jala Rahi Hun,
Fhir 1 Tilli Bhuja Rahi Hun,
Teri nazar Main Ye 1 Gunaha Hai,
Main To Tere Wade Bhula Rahi Hun,
Samjna Mat Isko Meri Aadat,
Main To Bus Dhuaa Udaa Rahi Hun,
Ye Teri Yaadon Ke Silsile Hian,
Main Teri Yaadain Jala Rahi Hun,
Main Pikar Itna Bahak Chuki Hun,
Ki Gun Ke Kisse Suna Rahi Hun,
Agar Tumhe Bhi Gum Hai To Paas Aawo,
Main Pee Raha Hun Or Pila Rahi Hun,
Hain Meri Aankhen To Aaj Num,
Magar Main Sabko Hansa Rahi Hun,
Khokar Apani Zindagi Main,
Apne Be-Ibteha Pyar Ko Bhula Rahi Hun,
1 Sigrate Ki Shama Ke Bahane,
Mian Logo Ko Itna Paka Rahi Hun,
Aaj Fhir 1 Cigrate jala Rahi Hun....!
Author: Rekha

room ki safaai

Aankhon Se Aansuo Ki Judaai Kar Lo,
Dil Se Gamon Ki Vidaai Kar Lo,
Agar Dil Na Lage Kahin To,
Aa Jaao Mere Room Ki SAFAAi Kar Do..!
Author:Chetan

Dabang

Na Msg Na Fhone, Na Picture Na Tone,
Or Bane Fhirte Ho DABANG....!
Jab No. Diya Tha To Kahte They Roz Karenge Phone,
Or Ab Kahte Ho Ki Hum Aapke Hain Kon...?
Author: Chetan

28 ki bra main 36 ke boobs

Upar Wale Ne Ek Dost Banya Hai,

Jise Miane Paya Hai,

Tu Mere Dil Mian Aisa,

jaise Kisi Ne "28" Ki Bra Main,

Zabardasti "36" Ka Boobs Fasaya Hia....!

Author : Chetan

network bane friend

-Voda(F)one

-    Ai(R)tel

-  ReL(I)ance

-     id(E)a

-   Bs(N)L

-     in(D)icom

How crazy.

Network Bhi Bina "FRIEND" Ke Nahi Rah Sakte..

To Hum Kaise..?

Author: Chetan

love sex or maza

Ladkiyo Se Karo Pyar Utaro Unki Salwar,

Fhir Dalo Apan Hatiyar Maza Rakho Barkrar,

9 Manine Baad Pawo Uphar Jo Hoga,

Tumhara Rajkumar Kar Do MSG Ka Parchar....!

Author: Chetan

pyar main mar mitna

Muskurana Hi To Har Wakt Khusi Nahi Hoti,

Wakt Bitana Hi To Zindagi Nahi Hoti,

Khud Ko Mitana Padta Hai Pyar Main,

Pyar Kah Dene Se Pyar Nahi Hota...!

Author: Sandhya

snata ki padai

Santa: Kitna Pade (Qualified)
Ho..?
Banta: "B.A"
Santa: "Saala, 2 Akshar Pada,
Wo Bhi Ulta..?"
Author : Chetan

pyar ka gulam

Pyar Kiya To Badnaam Ho Gaye,
Charche Humare saream Ho Gaye,
Zalim ne Bhi Dil Usi Waqt Toda ,
jab Hum Uske Pyar ke Gulam Ho gaye.....
Author: Rekha

ek rupye main dost

Maine Pani Mian 1 Sikka Dala,

Or Bhagwan Se pyara sa dost Manga,

Fhir aap Mujhe Mil gaye,

Or Aasman Se Aawaj Aayi:-

1 Rupye Mian Aisha Hi Milega...!
Author : Ambika

good night sms

Uttho! Ye Koi Sone Ka Waqt Hai..?

Jab Dekho Sote Rahte Ho,

Sari Umar So-So Ke Bitani Hai Kya..?

Ab Utth Jawo Or Mujhe Reply Mat Karna,

I Am "SLEEPING" Good Night...!

Author:Rekha

munni badnaam huyi tere liye

Boy: Apne Ghar Walon Ko Chod Diya Tere,

Sab Se Rista Tod Diya Tere Liye,

Tune Aaj Tak Kya Kiya Hai Mere Liye,

Girl: Munni Badnaam Hui Tere Liye....!

Author: Rekha

suraj ki kiran

Suraj Ki Kiran Roshani Lati Hai,

Uthte Hi Aapki Yaad Aati Hai,

Hum To Jaag Gaye Aapki Yadoon Ki Dastak Se,

Ab Dekhna Hai Aapko Humari Yaad Kab Tak Aati Hai,

                        "GOOD MORNING"

Author: Pawan

billi ki love story

Chuhe Ko Billi Lagi Gori,

Dono Milne Lage Chori-Chori,

Chuha Bola Gori Aa Khele Ankh Micholi,

Billi Ne Chuhe Khaya, Boli...

I HATE LOVE STORY..!

Author:Chetan

majnu ki love story

Laila Se Pyar Kare Majnu Ki Kismat Jaag Gayi,

Laila Se Pyar Kare Majnu Ki Kismat Jaag Gayi,

Laila Ne Itne Love Later Post Kiye Ki,

Laila Postmen Ke Satha Hi Bhag Gayi...!

Author: Chetan

khubsurat mohabat

khwabon Ke Andar Zinda Mat Raho,

Balki Apne Andar Khwabon Ko Zinda Rakho,

Mohabat Usse Nahi Jo Khubsurat Ho,

Khubsurat To Wo Hota Hia Jise Mohabat Ho.....!
Author: Rekha

girlfriend ki mummy

For Lovers:

Arz Kiya Hai.

Aankhon Nami Thi Or,

Vitamin Ki Kami Thi,.

Wah ! Wah ! Wah!

Jis Se Raat Bhar Chatting Ki,

Wo GirlFriend Ki Mummy Thi...!

Author:Chetan

baat suhagraat ki

After Suhagraat...
Pati-Tumhe Raat Ko Jyada Dard Ya Taklif To Nahi Hia...
Biwi-Nahi Bhut Mazaa Aaya,
dard To Tab Hota Tha,
Jab Main School Main Thi....!
Author: Chetan

akeli ladki

Bina Make-up Ke Ladki Khas Lagti Hai,
Make-up Kare Le To Bindas Lagti Hai,
Papa Ke saath Jaye To Udas Lagti Hai,
Par Jab Jaaye Akeli To Jhkas Lagti Hai...!!
Author: Chetan

ladki sharmate huye

Ladka Ladki Dekhne Gaya,
Thodi Der Chup-chap Baithne Ke Baad
Ladka Bola- English Chalti Hai Na..?
Ladki Sharmate Huye Soda Saath Main Ho To Chalti Hai...!!!!
Author: Chetan

zara saari upar karna medam

Sardar Ji Tumhe Bus Mian Kyun Mara..?
Sardaji- Arey Yar Meri Photo Bus Mian Gir Gayi Thi,
Maine To Bus Itna Hi Kaha Tha Medam Ji,
Zara Saari Upar karna Photo Leni Hai.
Author : Chetan

bete ka khat

Ek Chote Ladke Ne Hostel Se Apne Father ko Khat Likha,
"No Mony, No Fun, Your Son"..!
Jawb aaya- 'How sad, Very Bad, Your dad".....!
Author: Chetan

beti pe dhyan do

Sir: Birbal Kon Tha?
Boy: Pata Nahi.
Sir: Padhai Pe Dhyan Do To Pata Chale.
Boy: Chetan,Ajay ,Solanki Kon Hai?
Sir: Pata Nahi.
Boys:Beti Pe Dhyan Do To Pata Chale....!
Author: Chetan

gift main Condom

Ladki: Condom Dena
Dukandar : Kis Liye?
Ladki: Bhosadike Tere Baap Ko Gift Dungi,
Taaki Tere Jaisa Kam Dimag Ka Dusra Paida Na Ho.
Author: Chetan

sania ka hone baccha

Teacher: Dhobi Ka Kutta Na Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka,
Es word Jaisa Koi Muhawara Batawo,
Student: Sania Mirza Ka Hone Wala Baccha,
Na India Ka Na Pakisthan Ka.
Author : Chetan

tu gori main gora

Bipasa Ka Ladka Huaa Kala,
John Ne Bola:Tu Gori Mian Gora,
Ladka Kaise Huaa Kala?
Bipasa Boli: Tu Hot Main Hot,
Isliye Jal Gaya sala....!
Author : Chetan

pucha chand sitaro ne

Pucha Mujhse Chand Sitaro Ne,
Kya Tujhe Bhula Diya Tere Yaro Ne,
Maine Muskarate Huye Kaha,
Bhul To Nahi Sakte,
Bus Lage Honge Kisi Ko Patane Mian....!
Author: Rekha

harbhajan ka pahala pyar

Harbhajan Ne Apni Premika Se Pucha,
Kya Main Tumhara Pahala Pyar Hun?
Premika Boli- Kar Di Na Sardaron Wali Baat,
Spiner Ko Kabhi 1st Over Milta Hai Kya....?
Author:Kanhaiya

two girls bathing

Do Ladkiya Naha Rahi Thi 1 Boli,
Tere Neeche Baal Nahi Hain.
Dusri Hansi Or Boli Pagli
Jis Sadak Pe Traffic Jyada Hota Hai ,
Us sadak Pe Ghas Nai Ugti.
Author: Kanhaiya

ishq main tajmahal bana diya

Ishq Ne Insaan Ko Kya Bana Diya,
Kisi Ko "Kavi" To Kisi Ko "Katil" Bana Diya,
Phoolon Ka Bojh Na Utha Sakti Thi "Mumtaj"
Or "Sarjha" Ne Us Pe "Tajmahal" Bana Diya.
Author: Nikki Rao

patli gali main saand

Ek Patli Gali Mian 1 Saand Khada Tha,
Ladki Ko Nikalna Tha,
Ladki Paas Khade Ladke Se Boli,
A Mr, Ye Saand Marta Hai Kya?
Ladka: Gaay Ki To Marta Hai,
Aapki Pata Nahi....!
Author: Chetan

nindon mian biwi

1 Sardar ne Apni Biwi Ko Surprise Dene Ke Liye Apni Daadi Katwa Li,
Or Chupke Se Jakar So Gaya,
Nind Main Jab Biwi Ne Muh Pe Haath Fera To,
Biwi Boli "MISHRA" Aap Kab Aaye...!
Author: Chetan

shyam ka bhaar

Ek Radha Ek Meera Dono Ne Shyam Ko Chaha,
Ab Shyam Pe Hai Sara Bhaar,
Kiski Preet Kare Sweekar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Janmasthami Ka Tyohaar.
Author: Manish

Mathura Ki Khusbu

Mathura Ki Khusbu Gokul Ka Haar,
Brindaban Ki Shugandh Brij Ki Fuhaar,
Radha Ki Ummid Or Kanhaiya Ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Janmashtami Ka Tyohaar
Author: Manish

Gopiyon Sang Jo Rachaye Raas

Gokul Me Jo Kare Niwas,
Gopiyon Sang Jo Rachaye Raas,
Devki-Yasoda Jinki Maiya,
Aise Hamare Kishan Kanhaiya.
"Happy Janamashtami"
Author: Aswini Rajoriya

Happy Janmashtami

Makhan Chor, Nand Kisor, Murlidhar,
Yasoda Ke Lal, Radha Ka Pyar,
Gopiyon Ka Shringar,Us Ki Jai Ho.
Wish Yuo,"HAPPY JANMASHTAMI".
Author: Chetan

Janmastami Ka Din Khas

Radha ki Bhakti, Murli Ki Mithas
Makhan Ka Swaad Or Gopiyon Raas
Inhi Sabsay Se Milkar Banta Hai
Janmastami Ka Din Khas.
Author: Sagar

Janu come in My Heart

A Boy saw A Girl and Said "Janu come in My Heart!"
Ladki Boli:" Chappal Nikalu Kya?
Boy Replied: Chal pagli,
Mera Dil Mandir Thode Hai, Aise Hi Aaja...!
Author: h4harshs@gmail.com

Bulb Band Kiya Hain Ya Nahi

Santa Ne Raat Ko Uthakar Machis Jalai,
Or Fhir So Gaya,
Banta Ne Pucha Kya Dekh Raha Tha?
Santa: Mian Dekh Raha Tha Ki,
Tumne Bulb Band Kiya Hain Ya Nahi....!
Author: assiwal@gmail.com

Sardar ka Dhoka

Sardar Akela Helicopter Sikh Raha Tha,
Achanak Helicopter Neeche Aa Gira,
Trainer: Kya Huaa?
Sardar: Upar Thand Lag Rahi Thi,
To Phanka Band Kar Diya...!
Author: h4harshs@gmail.com

Sardar ka Dhoka

1 sardar ko chand pe bhejane ka faisla hua,
Aadhe Raaste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya,
Dhoka!
Kamino aaj to amawasya hai chand to hoga hi nahi ........
Author: h4harshs@gmail.com

Funny Baap Beta

Baap: Beta exam main tu 90 percent lana kuch bhi kar
Beta: Nahi Bapu main to es bar 100 percent launga!
Baap: Kyun, Majak kar raha hai?
Beta: Suru Kisne Kiya?