Saturday, March 12, 2011

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Saturday, March 12, 2011

4 Sardaron Ki Masti Bhari Jokes


4 sardaron ne mil ke 1 petrol pump khola,
1 bhi customer nahi aaya..
Kyun..?
Petrol Pump was on 1st floor..

Chal ek aur
Fhir charo ne usi floor pe restuarent khola..
1 bhi customer nahi aaya..
Kyun..?
Petrol pump ka board nahi hataya.

Chal ek aurFhir charo ne 1 taxi li.
1 bhi sawari nahi aayi..
Kyun..?
2 sardar aage and 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe they...

Chal ek aur Taxi kharab ho gayi,
charon ne khub dhakka lagaya..
But taxi wahi ki wahi...
Kyun..?
2 aage and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe they...

Chal ek aur
Fhir charon ne 1 bachhe ko kidnep kiya...
bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lakh rupe le ke aa....
warna tujhe maar denge..
bachha ghar gay aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye...
kyun..?
Bachhe ka baap bhi sardar tha..!

Phone mat fheka dena...!
Author : Aditya Kumawat

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