MA Durga ka Aashirwad

Aaj ka suraj aapke liye khusiya lekar aaye,
Or MA Durga ka Aashirwad
sada aap pe bna rhe,
aap or aapke pariwar ko humari or se
Happy Navratri.
Author : Ram Kumawat

navratri sms

A Dua 4 You..
bheed itni ho teri
Zindgi main khusiyo ki ..
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ki Gum gujrna bhi chahe
To usey rasta na mile..
Wish you Very Happy NAVRATRI .
Author : Deepika Rane

Mos-am kharab ha na

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HAAcnchi..!!

Sorry ..!
Mos-am kharab ha na..
Apna khyaal rakhna..!
Author : Deepika Kumawat

Na Dil ko bah-lane ke liye

Na Dil ko bah-lane ke liye..
Na ghar main sajane ke liye..
bas aapki ek tasveer chahiye...
apne khet se ..
kovve bhagane ke liye...!
Author : Deepika Kumawat

life main paise ke sath-sath pyar bhi

jiske paas pyar hai..
paisa nahi hai wo amir ha..
par jiske paas paisa hai pyar nahi to..
wo duniya ka sabse garib insaan ha..
esliye life main paise ke sath-sath pyar hona bhi bhut jaruri hai....
Author : Deepika Kumawat

Happy & Successful Day

"New" Day
"New" Morning
"New" Sunrise
"New" Plans
"New" Hopes
"New" Success
"New" FEELINGS
pray 2 God to give you a Happy & Successful Day
Good Morning.!!
Author : Amit Bhardwaj

padh lo Beti

Girl goes to professor's room & said
Pass hone ke liye me kuch bhi karne ke liye taiyar hun..
Professor - kuch bhi ..?
Girl - sure....
Professor To padh lo Beti..
Author : Vikaas

sui mein dhaga

Pappu -papa es paheli ka jawab do ..?
Masal-masal ke khada kiya
aur thuk laga ke gusa diya
papa-ghade maar kahyega
Pappu - arey papa sui me dhaga
Aap bhi na stupid ho...
Author : Vikaas

pati -patni aur ashiq

Ek aurat apne aashiq ke sath ghum rhi thi...
Achank uska pati aa gaya...
Aur pati  patni ke aasihq ko marne laga...
Aurat : Maar Ghade ko...apni bivi ko to ghumata nahi ..
Dusron ki Biwi ko ghumane le jata hai...
Itne me aashiq ko josh aaya or wo pati ko marne lga...
Aurat - Maar sale ko na khud ghumane le jata hai ..
Or na kisi or ko ghumane deta hai...
Author : Vikaas

kabhi tum gaur se dekho aaina

Arz karte hain..
kabhi tum gaur se
dekho aaina..
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wah wah..!!
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Kabhi tum gaur se
dekho aaina..
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khud hi hanskar kahoge,
MADE in Chaina..!
wah wah . :)
Author : Himanshu bengani

Apne aapko LOLICE samjhta hai

My number has change
my new number is 100
plese call me
agar mera naukar uthaye to
2-4 galiya de dena
thoda pagal ha
Apne aapko LOLICE samjhta hai..!
Author: Ram Kumawat

budha budiya ko ghur rha tha

1 budha budiya ko ghur rha tha,
budiya usay galiya dene lagi,
1 ladka aaya bola kya hua..??
budha kuch nahi beta,
Purana Calender ha hawa se
Fadfada raha hai..!
Author : Deepika Kumawat

Good luck sms

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Is swastik ko un logo ko
bhejna jinka Good luck ho aap
maine to bhej diya
hamesha khus rhna ok ...@
Author :RAM kumawat

rota hai aasman Dharti ke liye

Dosti karne wale
aankhon ki baat
samjha lete hain,
sapno me milne ko mulakat samjh lete hain,
rota to aasman bhi hai Dharti ke liye,
Par loag usay Barsaat samjh lete hain..!
Author : Amit Bhardwaj

1 rupye me dost

Maine paani me 1rupye ka sikka dala
aur god se pyara or khoobsuarat sa
dost maanga
mujhe aap mile,
Aur aasman se aawaj aayi :
1 rupye me to aisa hi milta ha..!
Author : Himanshu Bengani

sari aurton ka chehra 1 jaisa

Teacher : agar duniya ki sari aurton ka
chehra 1 jaisa hota to kya hota.??
Gais slender ki tarah
aaj iske ghar kal uske ghar..!
Author : Deepika Kumawat

Tum jeet gyi

Boy : I can kiss you
without touching you.
Girl : Impossible
Boy : Lagi 50-50 ki,
Girl: Okey
Then boy kissed her..'.'
Girl : You touched me...
Boy : le 5o Rs/- Tum jeet gyi.!
Author : Amita Choudhary

Gile shikwe dil se

Gile shikwe ne dil se
laga lena,
Kabhi rituh jaun to
maan lena,
Kal ka kya pta hum
ho na ho,
Isliye
Jab bhi milu kabhi
Samosa khila dena kabhi juice pila dena
Good night
Author : T. C. Kumawat

pyar ho ya dosti

Todne ke liye wada kiya nahi jata
soch samjh ke pyar kiya nahi jata
Yakin karo , pyar ho Ya dosti
Agar dil se ho to
uske bina 1 pal bhi jiya nahi jata
Author : Amita Choudhary

another opens

when one door of happiness closes,
another opens:but often we look
so long at the we closed door that we don't
see the one which has opened for us
Good Morning
Author : Deepika Kumawat

small tip for life time

A small tip for life time:-
Try to present yourself
DAT you are happy slowly
it becomes Ur habit
and finally Ur character.
Author : Deepika Kumawat