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Sunday, February 27, 2011

April Fool Sms

Posted by free google sms at 9:58 PM Sunday, February 27, 2011


Kitna Sona Tenu Rab Ne Banaya...
Wah..
Wah..

Kitna Sona Tenu Rab Ne Banaya...
Wah..
Wah..

Maine Tenu 30 Din Pahle Hi "APRIL FOOL"
Banya...!
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

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duyain

Posted by free google sms at 9:44 PM

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Maa Ki Dua Khali nahi Jati,
Uski Baddua Tali nahi jati,
Bartab Maanj Ke Bhi Maa 3-4 Bacchon Ko Paal leti hai,
Lekin Biwi aane Ke Baad 3-4 Beto se 1 Maa Pali Nahi Jati,
Agar MSG Free Ho To Es MSG Ko itna Failao,
Jitna Aapko Apni Mother se pyar hai..!
Author : Anjali Kumawat



2.
Ladki Ki Lo Ya Aurat Li Lo..
Jawan Ki Lo ya Budhi Ki...
Apno Ki Lo Ya Gairon Ki....
Par Jahan Jiski Mile Wahan Le Lo Kyuki Pata nahi,
Kab Kiski..
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."DUAYAIN" Kaam Aa Jaye...!
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

ready for valentine day

Posted by free google sms at 11:58 PM Wednesday, February 2, 2011
1.Ready for valentine day


 Time Table Aa Gaya Hai..
Tayari Suru Kar Do...

7 Febaury- Rose Day
8 Febaury -Perpose Day
9 Febaury - Choclate Day
10 Febaury - Teddy Day
11 Febaury - Promise Day
12 Febaury - Hug Day
13 Febaury - Kiss Day
14 Febaury - Valentine Day
Author : Aditya Kumawat


2.Happy Velentine Sms



Important News For Every One
MY "Heart" For Sale..
100% Discount...
Please 
Inform To All Your Female Friend's
Last Daate :
"14 Febuary 2011"
Booking Open..! 
<3
Author : Aditya Kumawat


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funny sms

Posted by free google sms at 1:57 AM
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Top 5 Funny Shop Names.....
1.Gandhi Hair Dressers.
2.Mallika Textiles.
3.Salman Marriage Beuro.
4.Dolly Bindra Fitness Center.
5.Rakhi Sawant Sarsang Kendra.
Author : Aditya Kumawat





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44 rs main 15000 sms
Ladke Wale Ladki Dekhne aaye...
OR Ladki Ke Maa-Baap Se Pucha...
Ladki KuchKarti Hai ..?
Ladki Ki Maa Boli-Haan Ji..
44 Rs/- Main Pure 15000 SMS karti Hai..
Wo Bhi Pure 7 Din Main..!
Author - Aditya Kumawat


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tTitanic ka razz

Auto me couple romance kar rahe they..
Auto wala dekh rha tha...
Aage jake auto pole se takra gya
Auto wale ne sar patak ke kaha..
Saala ab samjha :Titanic" kyun Duba..!

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Monday, January 31, 2011

bina boyfriend ki dulhan

Posted by free google sms at 11:18 PM Monday, January 31, 2011

sun 1970 Main Dulha Dahej Main TV Mangta Tha..
sun 1980 Main Motor Cycle..
Sun 1990 Main Plot..
Sun 2000 Ac& Car..
Or 2011 Main Bina Boyfriend Ki Dulhan Mangta Hai..
Baaki Main Kama Lunga...!
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

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Friday, January 28, 2011

Krishna Lila

Posted by free google sms at 9:48 PM Friday, January 28, 2011

Krishna Prem Kare To Prem Lila..
Hum Kare To Character Dhila...
Krishna Kiss Kare To Swami..
Hum Kare To Harami..
Krishna Gopiya Chede To Khel..
Hum Chede To Jail..
God Tussi Great Ho...!
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

for lover sms

Posted by free google sms at 10:23 PM Wednesday, January 26, 2011

1 Gulab Matlab - I LOVE YOU
1 Anguthi Matlab -I MERRY YOU
1 Muskaan Matlab - I LIKE YOU
1 Hamara SMS Matlab- I MISS YOU...!
Author : Radhe Shyam Kumawat

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Monday, January 24, 2011

Happy Republic Day

Posted by free google sms at 12:29 AM Monday, January 24, 2011

Bharat Ke Nikkmon..
Satuardy Ko New Year Tha..
To 25 Din Pahle Advance Me Wish Karne Lage..
Or 2 Din baad 26 Januvery Ko Republic Day hai...
To Uska Kuch Nahi..
Sharam Karo..
Happy Republic Day In Advance..!
Author : Nikky Rao

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Saturday, January 22, 2011

dil main rahne wale

Posted by free google sms at 2:25 AM Saturday, January 22, 2011

Har Kisi Ko Hum Nahi Rulate ...
Har Kisi Ko HumNahi Satate...
Satate Hain Sirfh Dil Main Rahne Walon Ko..
Aoro Ki Tarfh To Hum Nazar Bhi Nahi Uthate..!
Author : Radhe Shyam Kumawat

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Dosti sms

Posted by free google sms at 1:49 AM
Sath Agar Doge To Muskraenge Jarur...
Dosti Dilse Kroge To Nibhaenge Jarur....
Raah Me Kitne Kante Q Na Ho.............
Awaz Agar Dilse Doge To Ayenge Jarur...!
Author : Neeru Bisht

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Thursday, January 20, 2011

waqt ka mizaz

Posted by free google sms at 12:25 AM Thursday, January 20, 2011
Rone Se Kisi Cheej ko Paya Nahi Ja Sakta..

Khone Se Kisi Cheej Ko Bhulaya Nahi Ja Sakta..

Waqt Sabhi Ko Milta Hai Zindagi Badlne ka...

Zindagi Se Waqt Ko Badla Nahi Ja Sakta....

Author : Rekha

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Sunday, January 16, 2011

love sms

Posted by free google sms at 10:45 PM Sunday, January 16, 2011
Pyar Karo Hamesha Muskara Ke..

Kisi Ko Dhoka Na Do Apna Banake..

Kar Lo Yaad Jab Tak Hum Jinda Hain..

Fhir Na Kahana Chle Gaye Dil Main Yade Bsa Ke...!

Author : Rekha <3

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Thursday, January 13, 2011

punjabi sms

Posted by free google sms at 1:33 AM Thursday, January 13, 2011
Oye!

Yara

Ki Lagta Hai

Me Tenu

Distrub Kane

Waste Msg Kiya Si..?


O Na Ji Na

Me To Tenu Ye Kahne Waste Msg Karia Si Ki Tussu Bade Yaad Aate ho Ji.

Rab Di So....

Author : Dipesh Kumawat

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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Makar Sankaranti pe ladkiyon ka rona

Posted by free google sms at 12:23 AM Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Lo ji ladkiyo ne fir Rona dhona shuru kr diya h,
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Kehti hain  ki..

Makar Sankaranti PE Patang Udayengi to sirf *Harsh* k sath warna ye din hi khatam kro.

Author : Harsh Ashiwal

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Saturday, January 8, 2011

love smile

Posted by free google sms at 3:22 AM Saturday, January 8, 2011
Mujhe aap Ke Lips Pe
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Bas 1 Baar
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.Please Bas 1 Baar
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Bhut Dil Kar Raha hai..
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Bas 1 Baar
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1 Pyari Si :SMILE" Dekhni Hai....!

Author : Rekha

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