Thursday, March 24, 2011

cricket sms

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Ponting apni wife se - Mujhe Chay do na.
Biwi ne plate me chai dal ke di...
Ponting gusse me bola- chai cup main dal ke do...
Cup to tera baap Dhoni le jayega...
ab se esee me peene ki adat daal lo ...
Ye SMS Anbi market me aaya hai
ise itna  felawo ke ponting ke Austrelia pahunchne se pahle sms pahunch jaye.....
(De GHUMA KE)
Author : Ambika Kumawat

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Monday, March 14, 2011

holi sms

Monday, March 14, 2011
Holi Mubarak ho 
1.
:
No Toli
No Kholi
Khao "GOLI"
aur
Raho "SLOLY"
Q ki
O my "DEAR FRIEND"
Aa gayi Holi
Yaad Rakhna sabse pehle wish kiya hai..
"HAPPY HOLI"
Author : Anjali Kumawat

Rango Ka mosam
2.
Ye Rango Ka mosam jo aaya hai.
Satha apne kitni khusiya laya hai.
Aap kahiin berang ran na jaye isliye
Shubkamnao ka Rang phle advance main bhizwaya hai..
"HAPPY HOLI"
Author : Anjali Kumawat


Holi ke 7 rang
3.

"LAL" apke galo ke liye,
"Golden" apke balo ke liye,
"NILA" apke aankho ke liye,
"PILA" apke haton ke liye,
"GULABI" sapno ke liye,
"SAFHED" apke man ke liye,
"HARA" apke jeevan ke liye,
"HOLI" ke in 7 "RANGO" ke satha apki "JINDGI" rangin ho...
wish u "HAPPY HOLI" to you and your family in advance....
Author : Anjali Kumawat


Rangbirangi HOLI
4.

Purnima ka chaand Rangon ki Doli
Chacnd se uski chandni Boli,
Khushiyon se bhare aapki JHOLI,
mubarak ho apko Rangbirangi HOLI..
Author : Aditya Kumawat


Advance happy holi
5.

Dekho ji..!
saaf kahna sukhi rahna!
Abhi Msg kar diya hai,
Q ki kal paise katenge
"HAPPY HOLI"
in advance 2 u"
tyohar apni jagah hai or balance apni jagah...!!
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

Nashediyo ki Holi
6.

Daru ki khusbu,
gutke ki mithas,
gaanje ki roti or charas ka saag,
Bhaang ke pakode oe wills ka pyar,
Mubarak ho aapko nashediyo ka tyohar ..
"Happy HOLI"
Author : Ramesh Saini

jay Shree Krishna
7.

Mathura ki khusbu,
Gokul ka haar,
Virindavan ki sugandh,
Brij ki fuhar
Radha ki ummid or Kanhaiya ke pyar,
Mubarak ho aapko HOLI ka tyohar,
jay Shree Krishna..
Author : Radhe shyam Verma






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Saturday, March 12, 2011

funny sms

Saturday, March 12, 2011

4 Sardaron Ki Masti Bhari Jokes


4 sardaron ne mil ke 1 petrol pump khola,
1 bhi customer nahi aaya..
Kyun..?
Petrol Pump was on 1st floor..

Chal ek aur
Fhir charo ne usi floor pe restuarent khola..
1 bhi customer nahi aaya..
Kyun..?
Petrol pump ka board nahi hataya.

Chal ek aurFhir charo ne 1 taxi li.
1 bhi sawari nahi aayi..
Kyun..?
2 sardar aage and 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe they...

Chal ek aur Taxi kharab ho gayi,
charon ne khub dhakka lagaya..
But taxi wahi ki wahi...
Kyun..?
2 aage and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe they...

Chal ek aur
Fhir charon ne 1 bachhe ko kidnep kiya...
bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lakh rupe le ke aa....
warna tujhe maar denge..
bachha ghar gay aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye...
kyun..?
Bachhe ka baap bhi sardar tha..!

Phone mat fheka dena...!
Author : Aditya Kumawat

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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

sunhere din ki suruvat

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

1.
Wadiyon se suraj nikal aaya hai,
Fijao me naya rang chaya hai,
Khamosh kyon ho aap ab to muskurawo,
Apko "GOOD MORNING" kahne Hamara SMS aaya hai..!
Author : Anjali Kumawat


2.
Sunhere Suraj Ki Sunheri kirne,
Sunheri kirno Ka Sunhera Din,
Sunhere Din Ki Sunhari Suruvat,
Sirf Sunhere Logo Ke Saatha..!
"Su -PraBhat"
Author : Rajesh Kumawat



3. 

Kisi Ki Yaad Sataye To Kya Kare..?
Kisi Se Milne Ko Dil Kare To Kya Kare..?
Log Kahte Hain Ki Sapno mainHoti Hai Mulakat..
Lekin Need Hi NA Aaye To Kya kare ..?
"GOOD MORNING"
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

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Sunday, February 27, 2011

April Fool Sms

Sunday, February 27, 2011


Kitna Sona Tenu Rab Ne Banaya...
Wah..
Wah..

Kitna Sona Tenu Rab Ne Banaya...
Wah..
Wah..

Maine Tenu 30 Din Pahle Hi "APRIL FOOL"
Banya...!
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

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duyain


1.
Maa Ki Dua Khali nahi Jati,
Uski Baddua Tali nahi jati,
Bartab Maanj Ke Bhi Maa 3-4 Bacchon Ko Paal leti hai,
Lekin Biwi aane Ke Baad 3-4 Beto se 1 Maa Pali Nahi Jati,
Agar MSG Free Ho To Es MSG Ko itna Failao,
Jitna Aapko Apni Mother se pyar hai..!
Author : Anjali Kumawat



2.
Ladki Ki Lo Ya Aurat Li Lo..
Jawan Ki Lo ya Budhi Ki...
Apno Ki Lo Ya Gairon Ki....
Par Jahan Jiski Mile Wahan Le Lo Kyuki Pata nahi,
Kab Kiski..
.
.
.
.
."DUAYAIN" Kaam Aa Jaye...!
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

ready for valentine day

Wednesday, February 2, 2011
1.Ready for valentine day


 Time Table Aa Gaya Hai..
Tayari Suru Kar Do...

7 Febaury- Rose Day
8 Febaury -Perpose Day
9 Febaury - Choclate Day
10 Febaury - Teddy Day
11 Febaury - Promise Day
12 Febaury - Hug Day
13 Febaury - Kiss Day
14 Febaury - Valentine Day
Author : Aditya Kumawat


2.Happy Velentine Sms



Important News For Every One
MY "Heart" For Sale..
100% Discount...
Please 
Inform To All Your Female Friend's
Last Daate :
"14 Febuary 2011"
Booking Open..! 
<3
Author : Aditya Kumawat


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funny sms

1.

Top 5 Funny Shop Names.....
1.Gandhi Hair Dressers.
2.Mallika Textiles.
3.Salman Marriage Beuro.
4.Dolly Bindra Fitness Center.
5.Rakhi Sawant Sarsang Kendra.
Author : Aditya Kumawat





2.
44 rs main 15000 sms
Ladke Wale Ladki Dekhne aaye...
OR Ladki Ke Maa-Baap Se Pucha...
Ladki KuchKarti Hai ..?
Ladki Ki Maa Boli-Haan Ji..
44 Rs/- Main Pure 15000 SMS karti Hai..
Wo Bhi Pure 7 Din Main..!
Author - Aditya Kumawat


3
tTitanic ka razz

Auto me couple romance kar rahe they..
Auto wala dekh rha tha...
Aage jake auto pole se takra gya
Auto wale ne sar patak ke kaha..
Saala ab samjha :Titanic" kyun Duba..!

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Monday, January 31, 2011

bina boyfriend ki dulhan

Monday, January 31, 2011

sun 1970 Main Dulha Dahej Main TV Mangta Tha..
sun 1980 Main Motor Cycle..
Sun 1990 Main Plot..
Sun 2000 Ac& Car..
Or 2011 Main Bina Boyfriend Ki Dulhan Mangta Hai..
Baaki Main Kama Lunga...!
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

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Friday, January 28, 2011

Krishna Lila

Friday, January 28, 2011

Krishna Prem Kare To Prem Lila..
Hum Kare To Character Dhila...
Krishna Kiss Kare To Swami..
Hum Kare To Harami..
Krishna Gopiya Chede To Khel..
Hum Chede To Jail..
God Tussi Great Ho...!
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

for lover sms

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

1 Gulab Matlab - I LOVE YOU
1 Anguthi Matlab -I MERRY YOU
1 Muskaan Matlab - I LIKE YOU
1 Hamara SMS Matlab- I MISS YOU...!
Author : Radhe Shyam Kumawat

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Monday, January 24, 2011

Happy Republic Day

Monday, January 24, 2011

Bharat Ke Nikkmon..
Satuardy Ko New Year Tha..
To 25 Din Pahle Advance Me Wish Karne Lage..
Or 2 Din baad 26 Januvery Ko Republic Day hai...
To Uska Kuch Nahi..
Sharam Karo..
Happy Republic Day In Advance..!
Author : Nikky Rao

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Saturday, January 22, 2011

dil main rahne wale

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Har Kisi Ko Hum Nahi Rulate ...
Har Kisi Ko HumNahi Satate...
Satate Hain Sirfh Dil Main Rahne Walon Ko..
Aoro Ki Tarfh To Hum Nazar Bhi Nahi Uthate..!
Author : Radhe Shyam Kumawat

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Dosti sms

Sath Agar Doge To Muskraenge Jarur...
Dosti Dilse Kroge To Nibhaenge Jarur....
Raah Me Kitne Kante Q Na Ho.............
Awaz Agar Dilse Doge To Ayenge Jarur...!
Author : Neeru Bisht

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Thursday, January 20, 2011

waqt ka mizaz

Thursday, January 20, 2011
Rone Se Kisi Cheej ko Paya Nahi Ja Sakta..

Khone Se Kisi Cheej Ko Bhulaya Nahi Ja Sakta..

Waqt Sabhi Ko Milta Hai Zindagi Badlne ka...

Zindagi Se Waqt Ko Badla Nahi Ja Sakta....

Author : Rekha

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