9va mahina 2011 ka

Apna khyal rakhna
Khana time pe kha lena,
jyad bhari cheej mat uthana
rest krna,
Q ki 2 din baad
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9va mahina lagne
wala hai, 2011 ka
Happy September
Author : Harsh aasiwal

Josh aur UTSA

2 cheese jisne Indian Young
Generation me Josh aur UTSA bhar diya hai..,
IPL ne ladko me aur....
I Pill ne ladkiyon me....
Author : Himanshu Bengani

Niyat wahi soch nayi

Boy : Jaan Can I Touch you.?
Girl : Shut-Up
Lesson #31
1st drink then think
Jaan can i Feel ur Heartbeats?
Girl: "So Sweet"
Niyat wohi,soch nayi..
Author : Himanshu Bengani

THE NEW EXAMINATION SYSTEM

T20 & IPL ki wajah
Cricket bhut improve hui hai..
Humne bhi apna examination
system improve karne ke liye
Exams me ye steps lene chahiye..

1. har paper 1.30 hour ka & 50
marks ka ho..

2.Har 3o minute ke baad
Discussion ke liye Break Ho.

3. Humne 1 Free Hit Di jaye,
jisme Students apni marzi ke 1
sawal ka apni marzi ka jawab de.

4.pahle 2o minute ka power play
jisme Examiner Hall se bahar rahe.

5. Correct answer pe Girls aake Dance kare.

Why Indian girls are not Good in Sports

Why Indian girls are not Good in Sports..?
only 10% are playing cricket,
hockey,tennis,badminton, chess,etc.
Remaining 90% are busy in playing
with janu....
janu ye, janu wo, janu kahan ho ..?
janu kya kar rhe ho??
janu kab aaoge??
janu u love me na ???
janu miss u!!
janu ice cream khani hai,
janu chocolate khnai hai,
janu aaj ghumne kahn jayenge.???
janu ye suit, janu wo sari,
janu wo jeans,
janu fhalana, janu dheemka
jaan le lo janu ki ..!
Author : Harsh Aasiwal

Ladkiyan abhi baaki hai mere dost

Agar chaho kisi ladki ko dilo jaan se chaho
to sari kaynat tumhe use milane main jut jati hai
agar aisa na ho to ye din end nahi hai..
Kyun ki
Ladkiyan abhi baaki hai mere dost.
Author : Harsh Aasiwal

hanuman chalisa sms

Jab se mobile main
hanuman chalisa load ki hai
Tab se tumhara sms nahi aaya hai..
such hi kaha hai
mahveer jab naaam sunave
bhoot pisaach nikat nahi aave..
Author : Harsh Aasiwal

Bhag teri maa ki

Teacher :Beta
batao ki fast , faster, fastest
forms ko hindi main kya kahe..??
Student :
Bhag..
.
.Tez bhaag....
.
.
Bhag teri maa ki ..!
Author : Harsh Aasiwal

rose is red

Rose is lal
sky is blue..
ur brain is like khali patila..
.
Bura maan gye
ok yar..
.
rose is red
water is cool
I am smart ur Fool
Lo thoda sa or bura maan lo
sorry..
Author : Harsh Aasiwal

Jalebi Bai sms

Collage main 1 ladki aayi
dekh ke sabko wo ghabrai
sharmaante huye jab class main aayi
pucha jab mam ne naam
to zor se chillai.
naam hai Jalebi Bai....!
Author : Harsh Aasiwal

ek -do sms to kar do

Dekho mousam kitna suhana hai..?
Thnadi hawa ka bhi zamana hai..
ek -do sms to kar do..
kya Balance sasural lekar jaana hai..?
Author : Ram Kumawat

Padega INDIA to Badega India

Hum aapko sms kyun bhejte hain ..?
masti ke liye ..?
No..!
.
Time pas ke liy..?
No.!
.
Desh ke liye karte hain  ..
Qki
.
Padega INDIA to Badega India..!
Author : Ram Kumawat

Anna Hazare

Anna Hazare ko dekh kar 6 saal ka
Baccha Bola..
.
.
Koi esay rok Lo..
.
.
Nahi to mere
History main 1 Aur
Chapter Add ho jayega..@
Author : Ram Kumawat

Eid Ka Chand

Apni aankhen band
kar ke
mera chehra
imagine kare..
.
kar liya.?
.
OK
.
Aap ne 5 din pahle
hi
"Eid Ka Chand" dekh
liya.
U R so Lucky
Author : Harsh Aasiwal

Anna Hazare sms

Riste Jod dete hai Anna Hazare
Bharsthachariyon ka Rukah mod dete hain Anna Hazare
Na aane dena desh ke Kareeb in Bharsthachariyon ko kabhi.....
Kyun ki Desh ko Khokla kar dete hain ye Bharsthachari...
Author : Harsh Aasiwal

janamasthami ka tyohar

Radha ki bhakti,
Murli ki mithas,
Makhan ka swaad
aur gopiyon ka raas
inhi sabse milke banta hai
janamasthami ka tyohar
Happy Krishna janamasthami
Author : Ram Kumawat

Happy Krishna Janamashtami

may lord Krishna
shower its most
cheerful blessing on
all and strength to
every one facing
difficulties in their lives....
Happy Krishna Janamashtami
Author : Aditya Kumawat

gopiyon ke sang raas rachave

Ma-khan kahwe,shor machawe,
gopiyon ke sang raas rachave,
murli bajake man harsave,
hai natkhat nand gopal,
wish you very happy janmashtami
jay shree krishna
Author : Anil Sharma

Dost sona hai or pyar Heera

Shree Krishna se kisi ne pucha
pyar or dosti main kya fhark hota hai..?
Krishna hans kar bole..
Dost sona hai or pyar Heera..
Sona tutne pe dubra bnta hai or Heera nahi..!
Happy Janmashtami
Author : Raj Kumawat

Krishna ke 11 name

Krishna ke 11 name
1 - kanhaya
2 - Bal Go-pal
3 - Murari
4 - Sh-yam
5 - Nandlal
6 - Bridbala
7 - Govind
8 - Kishan
9 - Laddu Gopal
10 - Radhe Krishna
1-2 aap likh lena
Krishna G aapki har wish puri kare..
Jay Shree Krishna
Author : Ram kumawat

marwadi sms

To,
     The marsab
      GOVT .School
       Marwar

Dear Sir,
Baat yah hai ki School ma mharo man koni laage, Or raat ne Neend koni aave. kyun school me choriyan kam ho ri cha. OR maari cilass me 1 bhi chori koni, Or G cilaas main chori hai wo saari sugali hai, e liye baane dekba ko man hi koni kare.
Madam bhi koi top pathako koni hai ,kuch ni to kamse - kam 4-5 badiya bai G hi rakh lyo,
Thanki bhut kripa howe li....

Ghanni khamma
Dhanywad

tareek
18/08/2011
       tharo ladlo choro gopiyon ko kanudo.

glat fahmi sms

Riste tod deti hai GF...
Insaan ko tanha kar deti hai GF...
Na aane dena dil ke Kareeb kabhi inko...
Kyun ki Dil se dhadkano k juda kar deti hai GF...

GF means
GALAT FAHMI...!
Author : Amit Sharma

chutiya ban gaye

Ek baar ek aadmi ko raste main patthar mila
uspe likha tha patthar ko palat lo kuch ban jawoge,
jaise hi usne palta
dusri trafh likha tha "chutiya ban gaye"
Author : Nikki Rao

zindagi ka such

Nice line..!
kisi ko paane ke liye
humari saari khubiyan bhi kam pad jaati hain,
Aur ...
khone ke liye 1 kami hi kaafhi hai..!
Author : Nikki Rao

zindagi main diya jalaya

Ajnabi bankar koi aaya tha
esa lga ki wo humara saya tha >my dear<
Log karte hain roshani ghar main
par usne to humari zindagi main diya jalaya tha.!
Author : Nikki Rao

pyar insaan se kro

pyar insaan se kro..
uski adat se nahi...
Rutho unki baaton se unse nahi..
Bhulo unki galtiyon se unse nahi..
Qki riston se band kar kuch bhi nahi ..!
Author : Nikki Rao

pyar ka chakkar

santa : aapka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai..
kya khilate ho.?
Banta : arye sher hi hai.
sala pyar vyar ke chakker maine pad skal kutte jaisi ho gyi..
Author : Mamta Yadav

Rakhi sms

Jaago gyus Jaago..!
All celibrity waiting for your call....
Rakhi Sawant - 9006007777
Bipasha bashu- 8965234587
Mallika sherawat- 6589874521
Priyanka chopra-9856458798
Kareena Kapoor - 9065980000
Anushka sharma -9623650000
ashwariya roy 9950742839
ashin khan - 9005006666
pilss jaldi call kijiye sab aapka w8 kar rhi hia Rakhi bandne ke liye..!

RAB NE BANA DI JODI

sir : bacchon tumne movie
"RAB NE BANA DI JODI" se kya shikha..?
Student : sir yahi ki mehnat ki jaye,
to saadi suda ladki bhi patai ja sakti hai..!
Author : ayesha kumawat

thoda -thoda kha mukti

2 lover park main baithe
tomato chipps kha rahe they,
aankhon me aankhe daal ke,
grl sharma ke aap itna ghoor ke kyun dekh rahe ho..?
boy thoda -thoda kha mukti..!
Author : ayesha kumawat

dabur honey lga ke

koi new msg hai kya ..?
agar hai to...
us par dabur honey lga ke
din main 2 baar chato..
kyunki send to karoge nahi,
kam se kam thodi sehat to banegi..!
Author : Himanshu Bengani

Ladki ka Baap Ladke se

Ladki ka Baap Ladke se- Tum meri Ladki se pyar karte ho ..?
Ladka - Peechle 4 mahine se..
Baap - kaise yakeen karun..?
Ladka - 5 mahine or ruk ja yakeen ho jayega!
Author : Ram Kumawat

think hatke

Life me hamesha
haste,gaate or
muskarate raho..
taki tumhe dekhte hi
log samajh jaye
ki...
You are Unmarried
Think hatke..
Author : Ram kumawat

Roye wo es kadar

Roye wo es kadar
unki laash se
lipatkar..
ke laash khud uth
kar boli..
Le tu MARJA
pehale
Batameez upar hi
chada ja rha hai..
itni Garmi main..!!
Author : Mamta Choudhary