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Saturday, January 8, 2011

love smile

Posted by free google sms at 3:22 AM Saturday, January 8, 2011
Mujhe aap Ke Lips Pe
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Bas 1 Baar
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.Please Bas 1 Baar
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Bhut Dil Kar Raha hai..
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Bas 1 Baar
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1 Pyari Si :SMILE" Dekhni Hai....!

Author : Rekha

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Friday, December 31, 2010

Happy new year 2011

Posted by free google sms at 12:12 AM Friday, December 31, 2010
Jab Musharaf Pakisthan Ke Bhag Sakte Hain...

Jardari Parsident Ban Sakte hain...

Pesawar main 1 din pahale chand dikha saktha hai...

Newzealand Bangladesh se haar sakta hai...

Munni badnaam Ho sakti hai......

Sheela Jawan Ho Sakti hai.....

2 Nain mast Ho Sakte Hain...

Pyaj 80 rupye kilo ho sakte hain....

Gurjar Aandolan kar Sakte hain...

To Fhir Hum 1 din pahle new Year Wish Nahi kar sakte kya...?


Wish You & Your Family "Happy New Year"....!

Author : Kanhaiya Lal Saini

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Thursday, December 30, 2010

machhar ki shaadi

Posted by free google sms at 1:11 AM Thursday, December 30, 2010
1 Machhar Ki Makkhi Se Huyi ..

Suhag Rat Ko Machhar Bahar Baitha Tha ....

Dusre Machhar ne pucha kya huaa.....?

Machhar bola Teri Bhabhi ALL OUT Laga ke so rahi ha i...!

Author : Anil Sharma

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Thursday, December 23, 2010

neeru bisht sms for harsh

Posted by free google sms at 10:11 PM Thursday, December 23, 2010
Dooriyon Ki Na Parwah Kiya kIjiye..

Jab Dil Chahe Yaad Kiya Kijiye..

Dusman Nahi Dost Hai Hum Aapke..

Mera SMS Na Aaye To Khud Bhej Diya Kijiye...

Author : Neeru Bisht

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sexy girl

Posted by free google sms at 2:35 AM
Sexy Girl in Sexy Voice : Batawo Meri Panty Main Kya Hoga..??


Sardar (with confidance ) : Elastic Hi Hoga.


Aaj-kal Naade Wali Kon Pahanta Hai..!


Author : Dipesh Kumawat

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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

tips for boys

Posted by free google sms at 1:57 AM Tuesday, December 21, 2010
A : Tips For Boys...


Raaste main agar koi ladki aapko bhai kahe to ghabrana nahi



B : Positive


Zor se thappad marna or kahna yahan kahan ghum raih hai chal ghar.....

Author : Nikki Rao

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Saturday, December 18, 2010

Animals Ki Khasiyat

Posted by free google sms at 3:24 AM Saturday, December 18, 2010
Animals Ki Khasiyat..


Bandar - Inteligent


Dog- Wafadar


Aap Plz
Ab Aage Mat Padna



Plz Mat Padna



Maan Jao



Plz Mat Padho



Ghada-Wahi Karta Hai Jis Kam Ko Mana Karo.......!

Author: Nikki Rao

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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

mirchi

Posted by free google sms at 11:01 PM Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Mirchi Muh Ke

Alawa

Or Kahan Lagti Hai....?

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Kheto Main

Lagati Hai...


Hamesha Apne

"GAAND" ke Bare

Mian Hi Kyun Sochte Ho.....?

Author : Anil Sharma

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ganji ladki

Posted by free google sms at 3:01 AM
Jab Koi Larki Ghar Sy Bhag Jane Ki Dhmki De..

 To Uske Ma Bap Ko Chahiye..

 Ki Usy Ganja Kr Ke Bitha De...

Jisse 5 Maheeny Tak Bhagny Ka Nam Nahi Legi...!

What an Idea sir G.....!

Author : Nikki Rao

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Sunday, December 5, 2010

लड़कियों के डर

Posted by free google sms at 10:13 PM Sunday, December 5, 2010
लड़कियों के डर भी अजीब होते हैं

भीड़ में हों तो लोगों का डर

अकेले
में हों तो सुनसान राहों का डर

गर्मी में हों तो पसीने से भीगने का
डर

हवा चले तो दुपट्टे के उड़ने का डर

कोई न देखे तो अपने
चेहरे से डर

कोई देखे तो देखने वाले की आँखों से डर

बचपन हो
तो माता-पिता का डर

किशोर हो तो भाइयों का डर

यौवन आये तो
दुनिया वालो का डर

राह में कड़ी धुप हो तो,चेहरे के मुरझाने का डर

बारिश
आ जाये तो उसमें भीग जाने का डर........

:)
Author : harsh aasiwal

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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

biwi se presan pati

Posted by free google sms at 2:15 AM Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Ek aadmi ne sadhu se kaha,


Meri Biwi bahut Pareshan karti hai,


koi upaaye bataiye.


Sadhu bola,Upaaye hota tho main sadhu kyoon banta...!!!!


Author : Nikki Rao

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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

chay nasta

Posted by free google sms at 8:29 AM Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Good Morning

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Have A Nice Day...
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Take Care

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Ab yun Press Kar Rahe Ho..?

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Chay or Nasta Bhi  SMS Se Beheju Kya....!!!!

Author : Rajesh Kumawat 

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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

jija or sali

Posted by free google sms at 2:16 AM Wednesday, November 10, 2010
1 Din

1 Aadmi

Biwi Smajhkar


Sali Ke Paas Soya


Sali Chillai


Main Radha !!


Jijaji Bole :


Ab Kahe Ki Radha


Jab Ghus Gaya


Aadha...!!!

Author : Aditya Kumawat

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Monday, November 8, 2010

father and son

Posted by free google sms at 1:57 AM Monday, November 8, 2010
Father: If  You Fail In Exam,

Again Don't Call Me,

After Exam,

Father:How IS Your Result?

Son : Sorry Yaar Mahesh,

Tune Apne Aap Ko Baap

Khlane Ka Haqe Kho Diya.....

Author : Narendar Sokil

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Monday, November 1, 2010

diwali sms

Posted by free google sms at 11:23 PM Monday, November 1, 2010


Diwali Pe Network Confused


Aaj Se 2 Din Baad Network Confusted Ho jayega ,


SMS Time Pe Nahi Pahuchenge,


Esliya... Deepawali Ki Hardik Subhkamnaye,


 Aapko aur aapki Pyari Si Family Ko...!


Author : Aditya Kumawat

1. Diwali Ke Baad Nayi Ladki 

Chod Diye Wo Dhande

Jinke Anjaam They Gande

Pura Mahina Nek Kaam Main Bitaunga

Ab Diwali Ke Baad Hi Nayi Ladki Patunga

Author : Chetan


2. Diwali Pe 7 Ka Fhanda
7 Bole to

7 Main Rahana

7 Main Jina

7 Main Marna

7 Main Rona

7 Main Hasna

7 Milkar Chalna

Yahi Hai Humara 7

isliye 7 Din pahle

"HAPPY DIWALI"

Author : Kanhaiya Saini


3 . happy diwali sms

Chod Diye Wo Dhande

Jinke Anjaam They Gande

Pura Mahina Nek Kaam Main Bitaunga

Ab Diwali Ke Baad Hi Nayi Ladki Patunga

Author : Chetan


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