tarif ke kabil

kuch log Itne

Itne

Itne

Itne

Itne

"Perfect" hote hai
ke un ke liye tarif
ke alfaz kam pad
jate hai,

FOR Example

"AAP"

Mujhe hi dekh lo.. :D :D :D
Author : Radhe Shyam Kumawat

lalu ke piche kutta

Lalu ke piche kutte
ka bacha pad gaya
Lalu bhagte - bhagte
bole
"hum to BSNL ka card dalwa lia ho..
Sasura E
"Vodefone" ka
network kese pakad raha hai... @
Author : Radhe Shyam Kumawat

nind ki goli

Kal Raat
Bahut dino ke baad
Book kholi to ehsaas hua....
?
?
?
Ki
Book kholne ke
baad jo nind aati hai,
wo nind ki goli
khane ke baad bhi nahi aati..!
Author : Aditya kumawat

chori ka mobile

Har roz roshani ke hazar sitare nikle,
Aur aapki ankhon main haseen nazare nikle,
Jail me hum bhi gaye aapki saath,
Jab aapke chori ke mobile me,
sabse zayda SMS hamre nikale....!
Author : Neeru Bisht

biwi ka chumma

Bhikari ne awaj lagai- Babuji roti milegi..?
Andar se awaz aayi-Biwi ghar pe nahi hai...
Bhikari CHUMMA nahi manga,
Roti mangi hai...!
Author : Bharat Barala

baap ki item

5 saal ka baccha ro raha tha,
uske papa aakar puchte hai- Y R U CRYING..?
SON- kuch nahi yar,
zara sa BORNVITA kya manga,
teri item bhadk gayi..!
Author : Radhe Shyam Kumawat

rishton se bani zindagi

Kahte hain rishte nasha ban jate hai,
Koi kahta hai rishte saza ban jate hai,
Par rishte nibhao agar die se,
To wo rishte jeene ki wajha ban jaate hai...!
Author : Radhe Shyam Kumawat

baap beta or mummy

Baap - Tumne apni
Mummy se unchi
Aawaz me baat ki ..?
Beta- Mujhe pata
hai ki...
Apko jalan ho rahi hai...
...Kyo ki aap aisa nahi kar sakte..!
Author : Aditya Kumawat

beti or papa

Beti:- Papa mere mobile Me Kisine
"I Love You"
Ka Msg Bheja Hai...
Dad:- Aisa Msg Kabhi Receive Nhi
Karna Chahiye
Jiska Hai Use Wapas Bhej De...!
Author : Aditya Kumawat

Pyar ki judai

Pyar ko judai se na divide karna,
Pyar ko mazbuti se multyply karna,
agar samjhte ho hume apna dost,
To 1 pyara SMS reply zarur karna..!
Author : Neeru Bisht

pyar ki lamhe

Pyar main kisi ko khona bhi zindgi hai,
Zindgi main gamon ka hona bhi zindgi hai,
yu to rahti hoton pe muskurahat,
Par shyad chupke se rona bhi Zindgi hai..!
Author : Neeru Bisht

khusi ka raj

Pata hai aapki or humari muskan me fark kya hai ..?
Nahi pata..?
Aap khushi hone ke bad muskurate ho..
Or
Hum Apko khush dekhne ke baad muskurate hain.
Author : Radhe Shyam Kumawat

zor ka thappad

Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera
to bata dena
Dost..!!!
.
.
.
i promise itni zor "THAPPAD" padega
ki sab kuch pasand ane lagega".@@
Author : Neeru Bisht

yadon ke gehre zakham

yadon ke gehre zakham ajeeb hote hain,
apno ke sath bitaye lamhe azeez hote hai,
humesha taza rahti hai yaadai unki,
jo nazro ke nahi dil ke kareeb hote hain..!
Author : Radhe Shyam Kumawat

Chappal Utar Ke

Jab koi SMS nahi karta.
Itna Gussa Aata Hai,
Dil To Chahta Hai,

Chappal Utar Ke

Aram Se baith jau
Or Sochu Bhejna Hi
Nahi Aata Hoga.
Author : Neeru Bisht