garib parivar pe essay

1 Amir ladke ko garib paricar pe essy likhne ko kha gaya,
ESSY: 1 Garib pariwar tha, pita garib, ma garib,
Ghar main 4 nokar they wo bhi garib,
Car bhi tuti huyi scorpio thi,Bacchon ke purnae N95 mobile they,
Ghar main kewal four 2nd hand AC they,
Sara pariwar badi musikil se ash kar raha tha...
                   "GOOD MORNING" 
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

payal ka pyar

Miss call dene se Yaade taza hoti hai,
Call karne se Apnapan mahsus hota,
Massage karne Pyar badta hai,
Ab dekhte hain AAP kya karte hain..?
Author : Payal Kumawat

raat ka salaam

Ae chaand unko mera paigam kahna,
Khushi ka din hansi ki Shaam kahna,
Jab wo dekhe tujhe bahar aake,
to unko meri tarsf se raat ka salaam kahna...!
"Good Night"
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

Girl to Boy

Girl to Boy : jab tum log girls ko I LOVE YOU kahte  ho,
to unka haath kyun pakad lete ho..?
Boy :Bas apni Hifaazat ke liye,
kahin thappad na maar de..!
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

salman khan ki saadi

45 saalka SALMAN KHAN Ladki dekhne gaya,
Ladki Ki Maa Behosh ho gayi,
Hosh aaya toh pucha kya hua..?
Boli-20 Saal pahle ye mujhe bhi dekhne aaya tha...! :
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

padai ke bahne

Hum kabhi pad na sake......
kyunki padai 2 wajah se hoti hai...

1. Shouk se
2. Dar se

Fhaltu Shouk Hum palte nahi ...
aur darte toh hum kisi ke  baap se nahi..:D :D
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

pakau sms

Chandigarh
Airport
par
Mumbai
Ki
Flight No. 9
Ke
Plane
Ki seet no.56
par bethe
passenger
k
sath
\khadi
Air Hostes
ke
Bed room
ke
Attach bathroom
k
Right
side
wali
window
ke
sath
wali
Gali
ke
pahle
Mode par
School
ki
Class
7th
ke
Teacher
ki
table
ke
Saamne
wali
Row
ke
7th
Bench
ke
sath
wali
Bench
par
bethe
huye
student
ke
Beg
main
padi
Hui
Hindi
ki
Book
ke
Page no.66
ki
line no .6
main
likha
tha
kI
kisi ko itna
pareshan karna buri baat hai...!!!
Author : RAJESH KUMAWAT

neeru ka pyar

Jo pal-pal jale wo
"ROSHNI"
Jo pal-pal mahke wo
"KHUSHBU"
Jo pal-pal Dharke Wo
"DIL"
Jo pal-pal Yaad aaye wo
"AAP"
Author : Neeru Bisht

dil par patthar

Dedicated to all my friends..!!
Kabhi pasand na aaye
sath mera to bata dena.
.
.
.
.
.
Hum dil par patthar rakh ke
 tumhe Goli mar denge...!!
Author : DINESH KUMAWAT

pagalpatni

"PAGALPATNI"
Kya zamana aa gaya hai,
Ab Boy hi nahi Girls bhi kahney lagi hai..
Daaaaaaaarling Aankhon se aankhe chaar karne do
Roko na Toko na mujhko pyar karne do..!
Author : Nikki Rao

lover sms

Wonderful lines by a
LOVER:
Apni Neend humain isliye pyar hai.....
Qki unhone kaha tha..
hume pana tumhare liye sirf ek khwab hai...
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

Publish Post

ek tha chuha

Ek "Chuha" Tha..?
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Battameez sara MSG hi kuttar gaya.
Warna itna kuch likha tha,
tumhari tarif main ki bas pucho hi mat....!
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

cricket sms

Ponting apni wife se - Mujhe Chay do na.
Biwi ne plate me chai dal ke di...
Ponting gusse me bola- chai cup main dal ke do...
Cup to tera baap Dhoni le jayega...
ab se esee me peene ki adat daal lo ...
Ye SMS Anbi market me aaya hai
ise itna  felawo ke ponting ke Austrelia pahunchne se pahle sms pahunch jaye.....
(De GHUMA KE)
Author : Ambika Kumawat

holi sms

Holi Mubarak ho 
1.
:
No Toli
No Kholi
Khao "GOLI"
aur
Raho "SLOLY"
Q ki
O my "DEAR FRIEND"
Aa gayi Holi
Yaad Rakhna sabse pehle wish kiya hai..
"HAPPY HOLI"
Author : Anjali Kumawat

Rango Ka mosam
2.
Ye Rango Ka mosam jo aaya hai.
Satha apne kitni khusiya laya hai.
Aap kahiin berang ran na jaye isliye
Shubkamnao ka Rang phle advance main bhizwaya hai..
"HAPPY HOLI"
Author : Anjali Kumawat


Holi ke 7 rang
3.

"LAL" apke galo ke liye,
"Golden" apke balo ke liye,
"NILA" apke aankho ke liye,
"PILA" apke haton ke liye,
"GULABI" sapno ke liye,
"SAFHED" apke man ke liye,
"HARA" apke jeevan ke liye,
"HOLI" ke in 7 "RANGO" ke satha apki "JINDGI" rangin ho...
wish u "HAPPY HOLI" to you and your family in advance....
Author : Anjali Kumawat


Rangbirangi HOLI
4.

Purnima ka chaand Rangon ki Doli
Chacnd se uski chandni Boli,
Khushiyon se bhare aapki JHOLI,
mubarak ho apko Rangbirangi HOLI..
Author : Aditya Kumawat


Advance happy holi
5.

Dekho ji..!
saaf kahna sukhi rahna!
Abhi Msg kar diya hai,
Q ki kal paise katenge
"HAPPY HOLI"
in advance 2 u"
tyohar apni jagah hai or balance apni jagah...!!
Author : Rajesh Kumawat

Nashediyo ki Holi
6.

Daru ki khusbu,
gutke ki mithas,
gaanje ki roti or charas ka saag,
Bhaang ke pakode oe wills ka pyar,
Mubarak ho aapko nashediyo ka tyohar ..
"Happy HOLI"
Author : Ramesh Saini

jay Shree Krishna
7.

Mathura ki khusbu,
Gokul ka haar,
Virindavan ki sugandh,
Brij ki fuhar
Radha ki ummid or Kanhaiya ke pyar,
Mubarak ho aapko HOLI ka tyohar,
jay Shree Krishna..
Author : Radhe shyam Verma

funny sms

4 Sardaron Ki Masti Bhari Jokes


4 sardaron ne mil ke 1 petrol pump khola,
1 bhi customer nahi aaya..
Kyun..?
Petrol Pump was on 1st floor..

Chal ek aur
Fhir charo ne usi floor pe restuarent khola..
1 bhi customer nahi aaya..
Kyun..?
Petrol pump ka board nahi hataya.

Chal ek aurFhir charo ne 1 taxi li.
1 bhi sawari nahi aayi..
Kyun..?
2 sardar aage and 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe they...

Chal ek aur Taxi kharab ho gayi,
charon ne khub dhakka lagaya..
But taxi wahi ki wahi...
Kyun..?
2 aage and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe they...

Chal ek aur
Fhir charon ne 1 bachhe ko kidnep kiya...
bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lakh rupe le ke aa....
warna tujhe maar denge..
bachha ghar gay aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye...
kyun..?
Bachhe ka baap bhi sardar tha..!

Phone mat fheka dena...!
Author : Aditya Kumawat